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12/31/2007 6:56:48 AM EDT
12/31/2007 6:57:32 AM EDT
[#1]
your dick or mine?
12/31/2007 6:58:00 AM EDT
[#2]
I wouldnt need whiskey....she is HOT!!!!!!!!
12/31/2007 6:58:26 AM EDT
[#3]
There's not that much whiskey in the world.
12/31/2007 6:58:44 AM EDT
[#4]
LMAO!

It took me about a second to figure out how much whiskey what....



12/31/2007 6:59:43 AM EDT
[#5]
ALL of it

12/31/2007 7:00:01 AM EDT
[#6]
So, how much would she have to drink?

12/31/2007 7:00:27 AM EDT
[#7]
There is not enough whiskey.  There has never been that much whiskey ever distilled in the history of the world, and even if Ireland were to conquer the world, there would likely not be enough whiskey distilled in the future.
12/31/2007 7:01:18 AM EDT
[#8]
Enough to kill me.  
12/31/2007 7:01:46 AM EDT
[#9]
Whiskey?

The real question is, how long does your cock need to be to circumnavigate all that fat and actually get into her pussy?
12/31/2007 7:02:55 AM EDT
[#10]
A gallon of Lord Calverts ought to do it.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=655964

12/31/2007 7:21:53 AM EDT
[#11]
wow, she's really big boned.  
12/31/2007 7:23:19 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
wow, she's really big boned.  


Bullshit...dinosaurs were big boned

She's just a fat slob

12/31/2007 7:23:59 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
wow, she's really big boned.  


She would be if I got a hold of her.
12/31/2007 7:24:32 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
A gallon of Lord Calverts ought to do it.


12/31/2007 7:24:52 AM EDT
[#15]
Id motor boat it
12/31/2007 7:27:03 AM EDT
[#16]
That's sad.
12/31/2007 7:29:41 AM EDT
[#17]
The amount of whiskey is moot. You couldn't string the arfcom equipment end to end and reach paydirt.
12/31/2007 7:33:14 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
There's not that much whiskey in the world.


That's what I was thinking.
12/31/2007 8:42:17 AM EDT
[#19]
Five Gallons of Whiskey and TwentyFive pound sack of Flour.
12/31/2007 8:45:17 AM EDT
[#20]
well, guess it's time to suit-up

I'd have to parachute in
12/31/2007 8:58:38 AM EDT
[#21]
I would  die of alcohol poisoning long before the goggles kicked in
12/31/2007 8:59:21 AM EDT
[#22]
i'd hit it.
12/31/2007 9:01:47 AM EDT
[#23]






no drink could make me
12/31/2007 9:02:53 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
wow, she's really big boned.  


I've NEVER seen a FAT skeliton(sp)


Too cheap to get a membership
12/31/2007 9:03:25 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Five Gallons of Whiskey and TwentyFive pound sack of Flour.


lol... you forgot the 2x4 and rope!
12/31/2007 9:04:27 AM EDT
[#26]
aw come on someone climb out of your mama's basement and tap that ass. remember to post pics

Pg 2 owned
12/31/2007 9:05:35 AM EDT
[#27]
Send in the stunt cock!  I'll be in my trailer.
12/31/2007 9:06:14 AM EDT
[#28]
Shirt 2x4 and rope!!  You'd need a 4 x 8 sheet of ply wood too keep you from falling in!
12/31/2007 9:07:46 AM EDT
[#29]
2 bottles of Johnny Walker Black.  

I wouldn't be proud of it, but at that point I can't make any important decisions anymore...nor would I care. May even see some kind of challenge in it, somehow. Or some sick game....

12/31/2007 9:14:59 AM EDT
[#30]
Not enough in all of Kentucky!
12/31/2007 9:19:44 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Five Gallons of Whiskey and TwentyFive pound sack of Flour.


What, to deep fry her?
12/31/2007 9:23:22 AM EDT
[#32]
Pretty sure she'd drink it all then eat the bottle.
12/31/2007 2:37:56 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Five Gallons of Whiskey and TwentyFive pound sack of Flour.


What, to deep fry her?


No, you gotta have something to roll her in to find the wet spot.