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12/25/2007 11:46:36 AM EDT
i figure it would be good to have her around to help carry guns and ammo and food what do you think???
12/25/2007 11:46:54 AM EDT
[#1]
you gonna get raped
12/25/2007 11:47:08 AM EDT
[#2]
With shoes... or without?
12/25/2007 11:48:41 AM EDT
[#3]
she will be my pack mule
12/25/2007 11:52:10 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
i figure it would be good to have her around to help carry guns and ammo and food what do you think???


You forgot to add Cooking, Cleaning and Something Else.

Anyway, Great plan as a Water Buffalo costs much more and can only carry drag stuff.
12/25/2007 11:52:27 AM EDT
[#5]
She proved to me she can handle a big load.
12/25/2007 11:53:03 AM EDT
[#6]


Just need to blow her up
12/25/2007 12:02:02 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Just need to blow her up
12/25/2007 12:17:52 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
girlspoke.com/wp-content/photos/blow_up_sex_doll_2.jpg

Just need to blow her up
12/25/2007 12:24:12 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
i figure it would be good to have her around to help carry guns and ammo and food what do you think???


You are forgetting one thing, when the SHTF occurs and you are armed and ready for survival, you will find plenty of "girlfriends" to choose from.
12/25/2007 12:28:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Women would be more for recreation under SHTF circumstances.
12/25/2007 12:44:09 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
i figure it would be good to have her around to help carry guns and ammo and food what do you think???


any pics...might make a difference
12/25/2007 12:45:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Does the bj skill = the sammich makin skill?
12/25/2007 12:46:37 PM EDT
[#13]
An "Ok" Girlfriend carries the guns and ammo.

A "Good" Girlfriend covers your six while you clear a room.

A "Great" Girlfriend busts the lock with a 12ga and kicks the door for you!
12/25/2007 12:50:33 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
An "Ok" Girlfriend carries the guns and ammo.

A "Good" Girlfriend covers your six while you clear a room.

A "Great" Girlfriend busts the lock with a 12ga and kicks the door for you!



Great post.
A shitty GF is only good for sex.
A less than shitty GF is only good for drawing their fire as you maneuver.
12/25/2007 12:51:24 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
girlspoke.com/wp-content/photos/blow_up_sex_doll_2.jpg

Just need to blow her up


   Obviously, we have a winner!

   Never complains, doesn't eat much and knows her one and only purpose in life is. And you can shoot the bitch and you won't go to prison.
12/25/2007 12:56:05 PM EDT
[#16]
I was expecting a broken up relationship thread.

I have two words for you.


Tactical Wheelbarrow




Muuuuuch cheaper.
12/25/2007 12:59:38 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Women would be more for recreation bartering under SHTF circumstances.
12/25/2007 1:03:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Woman's three favorite animals:

1.  the tiger in the bed;
2.  the jaguar in the garage; and,
3.  the jackass who pays for it all.

Thanks for footing the bill.
12/25/2007 1:11:53 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
she will be my pack mule


get a real mule. carry you and a ton of gear, eats outdoor foliage, can plow your garden and drag logs outta the forest for firewood and such...  prolly less stubborn too..
12/25/2007 1:14:11 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
she will be my pack mule


get a real mule. carry you and a ton of gear, eats outdoor foliage, can plow your garden and drag logs outta the forest for firewood and such...  prolly less stubborn too..

www.qualitymulesforsale.com/db2/00172/qualitymulesforsale.com/_uimages/CowboySnaffleLeatherReinFeb04Rightface150res.jpg


And good lookin' to boot!
12/25/2007 1:14:45 PM EDT
[#21]
yeah shes sitting next to me but she doesnt ever pay attn. to what i read or write on here ha ha.  oh yeah and she is hot.
12/25/2007 1:15:49 PM EDT
[#22]
You can plan on using her moist delicious flesh as bait for zombies.


Link
12/25/2007 1:21:39 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
yeah she's sitting next to me but she doesnt ever pay attn. to what i read or write on here ha ha.  oh yeah and she is hot.


So She's a Bimbo.

Bimbo's take a special kind of care. Can you afford this?
12/25/2007 1:24:07 PM EDT
[#24]
Are you really going to want to be baby sitting when you should be killing zombies?!

EJECT!
12/25/2007 1:25:20 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
You can plan on using her moist delicious flesh as bait for zombies.


Link


OK I LOL'ed about the Alaska stuff.

Very funny.
12/25/2007 1:25:24 PM EDT
[#26]
remember thats FLASHLIGHT not FLESHLIGHT...
12/25/2007 1:26:30 PM EDT
[#27]
The CHUDs will have an easier time hunting you but oh well.
12/25/2007 1:30:05 PM EDT
[#28]
You got to get a big one if your expecting her to be able to carry alot!!
12/25/2007 1:36:15 PM EDT
[#29]
Remember, if SHTF goes to full-blown TEOTEAWKI, you're going to need someone to "go forth and multiply" to re-populate the earth with...
12/25/2007 1:43:04 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Remember, if SHTF goes to full-blown TEOTEAWKI, you're going to need someone to "go forth and multiply" to re-populate the earth with...


I could care less about the repopulate part. but I'm all for the go forth and go down or flip upside down and the filp around and roll them over part.
12/25/2007 1:45:52 PM EDT
[#31]
When you do survive long enough to get into a fortified situation, women do have a nice way of making themselves useful!

I think they are worth keeping around.
12/25/2007 4:42:12 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You can plan on using her moist delicious flesh as bait for zombies.


Link


OK I LOL'ed about the Alaska stuff.

Very funny.


Wait, my in laws live north of Juneau (Haines) and MY plan is to go there? Is there something wrong with that plan???

Tell me before it's too late!! Please!
12/25/2007 4:49:27 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Are you really going to want to be baby sitting when you should be killing zombies?!

EJECT!


Why not give those chores to the slave girls? Then you got all the time for killing zombies.
12/25/2007 4:52:16 PM EDT
[#34]
put your money where your mouth is

She didn't like guns before I met her.
12/25/2007 4:55:35 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
i figure it would be good to have her around to help carry guns and ammo and food what do you think???


Not being able to speak would be a bonus.
12/25/2007 5:00:22 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
i figure it would be good to have her around to help carry guns and ammo and food what do you think???


Heh,  what makes you think another hand will be any different. or be any better.
12/25/2007 5:01:22 PM EDT
[#37]
My wife said " No"  

The wife didnt even want to hear about the benifits
12/25/2007 5:02:21 PM EDT
[#38]
TEOTWAWKI

When Roman civilization collapsed, the various warlords went on to become the landed Aristocracy (Feudal System).

So why not become a warlord if civilization collapses. You just need to establish a small army, a fortified base, and a local economy.

The the "SHTF girlfriend" becomes a moot point as you will have several ladies keeping you comfortable in your very own pleasure palace.
12/25/2007 5:03:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Yeah if you date crazy girls like i do, then yes they can be useful when SHTF. I was amazed at what a 100lbs girl can do with the proper training.
12/25/2007 7:02:01 PM EDT
[#40]
I figure a SHTFEOTWAWKI girlfriend should be able to take care of herself... and me.



12/25/2007 7:27:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Two to a sleeping bag will keep you warm.    I like the ones you can zip two bags to make a big one.
12/25/2007 7:36:03 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
You can plan on using her moist delicious flesh as bait for zombies.


Link


OK I LOL'ed about the Alaska stuff.

Very funny.


Wait, my in laws live north of Juneau (Haines) and MY plan is to go there? Is there something wrong with that plan???

Tell me before it's too late!! Please!




Hey, if you want to be in a tasty flesh bottleneck when the zombies show up that is your call.
12/25/2007 7:40:53 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
The CHUDs will have an easier time hunting you but oh well.


What about the ROUS?
12/25/2007 10:51:42 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The CHUDs will have an easier time hunting you but oh well.


What about the ROUS?


I don't think they exist.
12/25/2007 11:03:43 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
put your money where your mouth is

She didn't like guns before I met her.


Don't EVER let her go. Even if she max's out your credit cards, KEEPER.
12/25/2007 11:33:47 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
An "Ok" Girlfriend carries the guns and ammo.

A "Good" Girlfriend covers your six while you clear a room.

A "Great" Girlfriend busts the lock with a 12ga and kicks the door for you!



Great post.
A shitty GF is only good for sex.
A less than shitty GF is only good for drawing their fire as you maneuver.


sigline material
12/25/2007 11:42:59 PM EDT
[#47]
Don't need one, you will piss her off and she will tell the enemy where you are, how much ammo, how many guns and your secrets that will get you convicted. Buy a mule instead. You can at least BBQ a mule when you run out of food.
12/25/2007 11:51:24 PM EDT
[#48]
you can bbq women.
12/26/2007 7:59:35 AM EDT
[#49]
12/26/2007 8:22:46 AM EDT
[#50]
SHTF girlfriend? I want a STFU girlfriend.
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