Posted: 11/13/2007 10:30:59 AM EDT
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I am a travel agent. I hate the following: People who misspell their own name and expect it to be fixed for free and expect us to eat the cost. No I am not giving you $25 shipboard credit on a booking where we make $6 in commission unless you want to personally feed my family you fucking cheap bastards. I will always be polite but don't expect me to want to help you if you are a rude douchebag. No, I don't work 24 hours a day at your beck and call. That is why we have a staff and not a one person dynamo you obsessive turds. Just because you live in New York, New Jersey, or California, doesn't mean you are the king of the fucking world. I live in Florida, you are all a dime a dozen here and I'd rather have a flock of pelicans shit on me than dean with you. Don't buy something that is to be assigned and then get upset if it is not what you wanted.  Read your friggin booking terms and don't be pissed off if you want to cancel for a bullshit reason and don't want to pay cancellation charges. We don't work for an hour and a half on you booking for free.  Don't get upset if you don't get to go somewhere that got wiped out by a hurricane. If you really want to go, join the peace corps. Stop typing in the wrong friggin agency name on the internet. Don't argue with me about shit you didn't even book through my company. You are too damn stupid to use the internet and a vacation probably wont fix your mental problems. If somebody might die, buy insurance. If somebody wants to get divorced, buy insurance. We are not your shoulder to cry on. Call Dr. Phil. Rant Off |
