Haiku thread! > General Discussion

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:00:59 PM EDT

Haven't seen on lately, so I will start with what I'm looking at out my window.

Steam pours from the car

White peice of shit Ford Taurus

Sucks to be that guy

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:03:08 PM EDT

[#1]

10 seconds have passed
I need to refresh ARFCOM
Tag hilarity

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:04:48 PM EDT

[#2]

Ron Bots everywhere

The guy is fucking crazy

He will never win

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:06:01 PM EDT

[#3]

Cats mating outside
Shrieking like demons from Hell
Where is my AK?

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:07:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Haiku?,
Bless you,
Limericks are for a warrior poet,
unless you didn't know it,
Just making sure that you knew

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:07:23 PM EDT

[#5]

I love these threads.

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:07:39 PM EDT

[#6]

My office so cold
It's a triangle and two
Of the sides are glass

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:08:33 PM EDT

[#7]

What is a haiku?
I have never heard of one
You guys are teh ghey

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:09:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Water going in

The car will probably die

HA it drove away!

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:10:56 PM EDT

[#9]

I really should work

I'm surfing ARFCOM instead

I am so lazy

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:11:39 PM EDT

[#10]

Brown truck honks, I smile
Heavy boxes on front porch
Ammo fort follows

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:15:09 PM EDT

[#11]

Ass full of pork fat
Jiggles like a jello mold
Mouth is flapping too

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:18:51 PM EDT

[#12]

5 syllables long
then seven beats go after
end it all with 5

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:20:35 PM EDT

[#13]

John Moses Browning

Father of handgun goodness

And Emma Gees, too.

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:21:17 PM EDT

[#14]

I professed my love

To a delicious rare brew

AA to follow

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:27:13 PM EDT

[#15]

IBTL1
SIHPAPP
OSTx2

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:34:56 PM EDT

[#16]

First you find a goose

Stick its head in the dresser

Beastiality

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:40:58 PM EDT

[#17]

Dresser on the curb

I see geese outside my house

There goes DK-Prof

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:47:36 PM EDT

[#18]

The wife said ok

Naked twister here we come

Left hand goes to pink!

Posted: 11/7/2007 1:59:24 PM EDT

[#19]

Time to hit the road

See you at the house ARFCOM

This was not a bump

Posted: 11/7/2007 2:00:19 PM EDT

[#20]

I

U.S.A.
Illegals go away, NOW!
You are not welcome.

Posted: 11/7/2007 2:04:40 PM EDT

[#21]

Autumn cloudiness
lackluster digi-camo
trigger pulled, pink mist.

Posted: 11/7/2007 2:07:17 PM EDT

[#22]

Seven after four
Work is done at four thirty
Can't wait for the beer

Posted: 11/7/2007 2:11:46 PM EDT

[#23]

Think of the Children!
Sarah Brady Sucks a Dick
Molon Labe, Bitch

Posted: 11/7/2007 3:08:14 PM EDT

[#24]

this is my haiku
their are many others like it
but this one is mine

i hope i got that right

Posted: 11/7/2007 3:28:37 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
this is my haiku
their are many others like it
but this one is mine

i hope i got that right

Depends on if you were going for spelling accuracy or not.

Posted: 11/7/2007 3:39:29 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
this is my haiku
their are many others like it
but this one is mine

i hope i got that right

Depends on if you were going for spelling accuracy or not.

you mean my grammer
i did spell their correctly
but i used it wrong

edit:
your lack of haiku
in this thread made of haiku
means you earn a fail

Posted: 11/7/2007 5:29:46 PM EDT

[#27]

this thread is dying
you must make more posts right now
please dont make me cry

Posted: 11/7/2007 5:55:43 PM EDT

[#28]

Wow just wow
this is interesting thread
so I bump it now.

Posted: 11/7/2007 5:57:05 PM EDT

[#29]

Deer tastes good with sauce

Your tender meat is teh good

Yes I will eat you

Posted: 11/7/2007 5:57:54 PM EDT

[#30]

Airplane on treadmill

Can’t decide if it will fly

Will make a new thread

Posted: 11/7/2007 5:58:12 PM EDT

[#31]

Not as drunk as some

Drunker then others I know

Straight from the bottle

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:00:06 PM EDT

[#32]

Nineteen Eleven

Expensive shiney gadget

Glock goodness for me

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:00:32 PM EDT

[#33]

Dinner pics are fun
Where is the fucking ruler
That makes me hungry

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:01:36 PM EDT

[#34]

Thread I am fond of
Yes, I like this thread indeed
Back for more later

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:02:12 PM EDT

[#35]

Fourteen inches, yay
Zo M G the A T F
My dog is dead now

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:02:58 PM EDT

[#36]

Carrie Underwood

Her song permeates my soul

Is she jail bait?

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:04:16 PM EDT

[#37]

This thread is worthless
without pics. Fuck you A ROCK
I like to eat pie.

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:06:43 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Thread I am fond of
Yes, I like this thread indeed
Back for more later

Your avatar rocks

A wild female you are

Gabby is teh cool

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:06:58 PM EDT

[#39]

Haiku 5, 7, 5
The number of syllables
So says my smart kid

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:08:31 PM EDT

[#40]

Beekeeper save us

Asshattery abounds here

Lock the troll account

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:08:48 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Thread I am fond of
Yes, I like this thread indeed
Back for more later

Your avatar rocks

A wild female you are

Gabby is teh cool

Kissing ass I am

Post whoring to the fullest

I should stop drinking

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:09:15 PM EDT

[#42]

red wine reflects screen
as i type it goes wiggly
wish music was louder

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:09:50 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Thread I am fond of
Yes, I like this thread indeed
Back for more later

Your avatar rocks

A wild female you are

Gabby is teh cool

Kissing ass I am

Post whoring to the fullest

I should stop drinking

Quoting your own post?
Need to get laid more often.
Leave your ammo fort.

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:11:45 PM EDT

[#44]

height=8

Quoted:
Haiku 5, 7, 5
The number of syllables
So says my smart kid

opps, line one is six
i think seven is like one
but it's not, it's two

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:12:21 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Beekeeper save us

Asshattery abounds here

Lock the troll account

someone please
tell me what you're talking about
UH_SALT not troll

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:13:35 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoting your own post?
You need to get laid more often.
Leave your ammo fort.

Quoting my own post?

It may seem wrong to Gabby

3 mags is a fort?

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:15:16 PM EDT

[#47]

height=8

Quoted:
height=8

Quoted:
Haiku 5, 7, 5
The number of syllables
So says my smart kid

opps, line one is six
i think seven is like one
but it's not, it's two

I quote my own post
Just like Gabbasaurus Rex
that's cuz we're the best!

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:16:01 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Beekeeper save us

Asshattery abounds here

Lock the troll account

someone please
tell me what you're talking about
UH_SALT not troll

I think he was be
ing facetious you dumb shit
You know i'm kidding

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:17:44 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Beekeeper save us

Asshattery abounds here

Lock the troll account

someone please
tell me what you're talking about
UH_SALT not troll

Relax, Deej. I not accusing anyone of being a troll. I'm just making up haikus about stuff I read/see on ARFCOM at various times.

Posted: 11/7/2007 6:18:14 PM EDT

[#50]

A troll I am not

A waste of bandwith, maybe

Click here to find out

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