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11/6/2007 4:32:51 PM EDT
So, you meet on the innernets and make arrangments to met after exchanging pics and info.

You take  abath, get on your best izod shirt, dockers, drakkar cologne and penny loafers.

You arange to meet at a coffeehause after telling each other what you'll be wearing so both know who is who.

In walks a nice looking womenz and you get up to greet her as she enters and you notice too late she is talking into a blue tooth thing. You say "hi" and she reciprocates with hlding her indx finger gestering "hang on a min"

What do you do?
11/6/2007 4:35:20 PM EDT
[#1]
immediatley go for your vial of chloroform

......you know the drill
11/6/2007 4:35:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Leave.

ETA: She could've at least had the decency to mouth "sorry" rather than throwing finger gestures at you.
11/6/2007 4:35:40 PM EDT
[#3]
You're not going to give her a credit card, are you?
11/6/2007 4:37:07 PM EDT
[#4]
Clear the restaurant with your CCW, she is obviously being followed if she feels the need to be in communication 24/7
11/6/2007 4:37:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Sounds like a self absorbed bitch! I say See ya.
11/6/2007 4:37:18 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Leave.
11/6/2007 4:38:35 PM EDT
[#7]
excuse me while I whip this out
11/6/2007 4:38:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Split. Get out while you can. Dont waste your time.
11/6/2007 4:38:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Order something alcoholic
11/6/2007 4:39:01 PM EDT
[#10]
DRAW DOWN!

ETA

haha, cant believe i was the first to say it!
11/6/2007 4:41:17 PM EDT
[#11]
Break the blue tooth, throw your coffee on her chest, SIIHP right there in front of everyone, then take all of the cash she has in her purse.  Your time is worth money.

Don't return her phone calls.

Teach that bitch a leason.
11/6/2007 4:42:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Chuck a chaff grenade, and go from there.
11/6/2007 6:40:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Leave.

She knew she was walking into a date.  

Either get off the phone, or don't walk in until you're done (which had better be timely, shouldn't be late either)

She's self absorbed.  To hell with her.

Don't need to know what else she had to offer, none of its good.
11/6/2007 6:44:55 PM EDT
[#14]
stick your dick in her mouth.  She'll stop talking.
11/6/2007 6:46:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Bang her.

The second after you get off, reach for the phone, call someone, ignore her, and give her the just-a-sec gesture if she says anything.

11/6/2007 6:47:43 PM EDT
[#16]
Wait till she gets off the phone...?
11/6/2007 6:47:47 PM EDT
[#17]
would any of you cats get hot and heavy with a womenz who is wearing a bluetooth?
11/6/2007 6:49:31 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
would any of you cats get hot and heavy with a womenz who is wearing a bluetooth?

what do you mean TJ?
11/6/2007 6:51:38 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
would any of you cats get hot and heavy with a womenz who is wearing a bluetooth?


Sure, TJ. Its on the side of her head, leaving her mouth wide open...
11/6/2007 6:53:41 PM EDT
[#20]

A simple "Fuck you" doesn't suffice?

-p.
11/6/2007 6:53:50 PM EDT
[#21]
Yeah, slap that bluetooth thingy off her head and fuck her in her ear.

She'll think twice next time about wearing that sumbitch to a first date.
11/6/2007 6:54:04 PM EDT
[#22]
11/6/2007 6:55:56 PM EDT
[#23]
I would approach her and introduce myself as her date. Then I would ask her if she was speaking to someone important. If she didn't respond with a good answer I would politely offer to reschedule the date for a better time.
11/6/2007 6:57:07 PM EDT
[#24]
oh man i fucking hate bitches who wear those and are talking 24/7
11/6/2007 6:59:30 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
I would approach her and introduce myself as her date. Then I would ask her if she was speaking to someone important. If she didn't respond with a good answer I would politely offer to reschedule the date for a better time.
Me, I'd just wait till she was off the phone.  It could be she was talking to her boss or something.

11/6/2007 7:00:22 PM EDT
[#26]
It's a strike against her, but not a disqualifier.

Continue with the date to get her to flap her jaw.  Listen to her spiel and if you can decipher womanetics (helps to have a female friend who can teach you to be bilingual).  Observe how she treats the counter person at the coffeehaus.  If she treats him/her like dog-crap, that's a red flag (and another strike).  See if she offers to pay (she shouldn't pay, you should, but see if she at least offers and if she does, its a plus).  Your internal reject counter (and hers) will be ticking rapidly during the meeting.  So, what's the purpose?  Practice, practice, practice.  
11/6/2007 7:00:37 PM EDT
[#27]
Ditch her right their, it is only going to go downhill.
11/6/2007 8:11:51 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Leave.

She knew she was walking into a date.  

Either get off the phone, or don't walk in until you're done (which had better be timely, shouldn't be late either)

She's self absorbed.  To hell with her.

Don't need to know what else she had to offer, none of its good.


Yep. If she can't get off the phone before she walks in for a first date, how much worse will it get if you stick around. She's probably one of those who just has to answer every friggin call.
11/6/2007 9:41:23 PM EDT
[#29]
Strike one...she gets another chance to do me.
11/6/2007 9:48:41 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Ditch her right their, it is only going to go downhill.


They met on the internet. It started at the bottom of the hill. It can only go up from there.
11/6/2007 10:01:19 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
stick your dick in her mouth.  She'll stop talking.


And there it is
11/6/2007 10:04:22 PM EDT
[#32]
I'd roll out if we had been together a year and she answered her blue tooth in a resturaunt.
11/6/2007 10:13:32 PM EDT
[#33]
Don't leave home without it.  


11/6/2007 10:36:11 PM EDT
[#34]
She should have finished her call outside.  

Once, let it pass.

Twice, I'd say something like:  "Are you going to talk to me, or them?"

There is no third.
11/6/2007 10:43:15 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
She should have finished her call outside.  

Once, let it pass.

Twice, I'd say something like:  "Are you going to talk to me, or them?"

There is no third.


+1
11/6/2007 10:45:20 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
So, you meet on the innernets and make arrangments to met after exchanging pics and info.

You take  abath, get on your best izod shirt, dockers, drakkar cologne and penny loafers.\

You arange to meet at a coffeehause after telling each other what you'll be wearing so both know who is who.

In walks a nice looking womenz and you get up to greet her as she enters and you notice too late she is talking into a blue tooth thing. You say "hi" and she reciprocates with hlding her indx finger gestering "hang on a min"

What do you do?


izod, dockers, drakkar? Is this 1986??

coffeehouse????

Some dates are destined to fail.

11/6/2007 10:48:06 PM EDT
[#37]
See ya!
11/6/2007 10:51:44 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, you meet on the innernets and make arrangments to met after exchanging pics and info.

You take  abath, get on your best izod shirt, dockers, drakkar cologne and penny loafers.\

You arange to meet at a coffeehause after telling each other what you'll be wearing so both know who is who.

In walks a nice looking womenz and you get up to greet her as she enters and you notice too late she is talking into a blue tooth thing. You say "hi" and she reciprocates with hlding her indx finger gestering "hang on a min"

What do you do?


izod, dockers, drakkar? Is this 1986??

coffeehouse????

Some dates are destined to fail.



No shit, whatever happened to dinner, beer, and a Rocky Horror Picture Show live act?
11/6/2007 11:05:30 PM EDT
[#39]



izod, dockers, drakkar? Is this 1986??


Sound like what I wear, minus the perfume (all perfumes and such make me ill). I was only a year old in 1986, too.

Did the woman smile apologetically when she held up the finger? Or did she have a "don't bother me, peon" look on her face? If the prior, I would continue on as planned, with a slightly diminished view of her. If, however, she acted as though her phone call were much more important than I am, I would promptly leave. I would probably wait until after she hung up to see how she handled the situation, as it would be my luck that it would have been the incredibly rare phone call that actually needs to be handled immediately.
11/6/2007 11:16:38 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Break the blue tooth, throw your coffee on her chest, SIIHP right there in front of everyone, then take all of the cash she has in her purse.  Your time is worth money.

Don't return her phone calls.

Teach that bitch a lesson.


Amen.
11/6/2007 11:23:30 PM EDT
[#41]
If it took her more than 10 seconds to get off the phone I'd be gone.

There is one thing that totally pisses me off on a date and that's the woman taking calls. Even worse is when she is texting.

So rude.

You're here to spend time with me, I'm not sitting around while you tap out messages to friends.
11/6/2007 11:23:51 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:



izod, dockers, drakkar? Is this 1986??


Sound like what I wear, minus the perfume (all perfumes and such make me ill). I was only a year old in 1986, too.


You're forgiven, you aren't old enough to remember how gay izods and dockers are, so it's ok if you regurgitate 80's preppy shit.

You'll look badass in a Member's Only jacket & parachute pants.
11/6/2007 11:35:16 PM EDT
[#43]
If she is hot and horny who cares?
11/6/2007 11:37:24 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
So, you meet on the innernets and make arrangments to met after exchanging pics and info.

You take  abath, get on your best izod shirt, dockers, drakkar cologne and penny loafers.

You arange to meet at a coffeehause after telling each other what you'll be wearing so both know who is who.

In walks a nice looking womenz and you get up to greet her as she enters and you notice too late she is talking into a blue tooth thing. You say "hi" and she reciprocates with hlding her indx finger gestering "hang on a min"

What do you do?



You meeting a dude?

Your wardrobe concearns me.
11/7/2007 5:23:02 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Your wardrobe concearns me.


As it should ... everybody knows Docker's are part of Levi's, and Levi's are anti-gun.
11/7/2007 5:27:50 AM EDT
[#46]
whip out your cell phone and call her--if you had her number
11/7/2007 5:29:33 AM EDT
[#47]
Maybe I missed something, but did we confirm this is the girl you are supposed to meet?  Right now I am assuming you just said hello to someone who may very well not be your date. Does the clothing description match?
11/7/2007 9:04:17 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wait till she gets off the phone...?


then give her the shocker..
I'd pass on doing that.
11/7/2007 9:09:40 AM EDT
[#49]
It would be a strike against her, but not a deal-breaker.  I'd probably give her a minute or two... especially if she had a busy job/ was a busy professional, and I knew this beforehand.  I'd also then pay attention to how she behaves about it.  If she was apologetic, that would score points.  If she was a twat to the staff at the place, deduct points... if she's 'oh well' or 'tough shit' about the phone call, deduct points....  

11/7/2007 9:47:56 AM EDT
[#50]
Somebody was listening to Bob and Tom yesterday morning! I heard that guy's story as well. Pretty funny
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