[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Question about Fat chicks. (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 10/6/2007 4:46:51 PM EDT
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Why is it that the fatter a chick is, the cockier she is, and puts out more of the "I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL MOTHER FUCKER" shit? Seriously. I'm a big guy, but not a lazy fucking slob. Most of you have seen the pic of me floating around, I'm not in to much danger of getting my ass kicked  but I also know that at my size, I'm just not attractive to certain women. I'm ok with that. But when a woman has turkey juice stains on her shirt, she just ain't hot. Where'd this shit come from?  BBW is as a dumb a saying as Military intelligence. Oh and before the haters start, I'm not referring to women that are a little chunky. I like some meat on a girl. I'm talkin the kind that make their ford escort ride like it has 2 flats 
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More truckin' gals I take it  Did she have a "Princess" T-shirt on? 
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I used to like you man. I really did. I thought you were a nice guy and all.
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I will give em this. Fat girls do give the best head. BECAUSE THEY EAT SO DAMNED MUCH!
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Fat girls always have bumps on their ass. I don't know if sweat causes that or they just can't reach it with the soap  I'm not going to bash fat people since there is usually a mental or emotional issue that causes them to overeat, but I always wondered how they wiped their ass. Then one day I found out I walked in the bathroom at one of my accounts to see a 500lb guy wiping his ass with a toilet brush. He wrapped tp around the brush and then with the length of the handle he could reach his ass.
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You know how it is said that those who lack a certain sensory input have stronger [other] senses? For example, a blind person who can hear and smell a lot better than someone who uses sight for primary sensory input. Maybe it is the same with chicks. Hot chicks are normally insecure, so maybe being fat builds confidence in some women? |
Is that a fucking mustache??? 
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You should be banned for sharing that story.
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Holy mother of god  The mustache and dirty dishes in the background are a nice touch.
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Picture this woman doing the tubgirl routine. That's an image you won't forget!
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That could be part of it Yearss ago I was at Shoneys eating breakfast and 3 obese women waddled in and ordered the all you can eat breakfast bar. People were staring at them I mean who gets a whole plate of bacon and a whole plate of eggs? Someone who is mental.
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I just made it today.
That's all you need to know. |
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BLOODY HELL!
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I have banged the hottest chicks....................but the best ass i have ever had is from chubbys...........No shit, I've have the best and worst. (looking) Just remember this....................Fat chicks are like Mopeds (or scooters)... They are so much fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you doing it
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Currently pissing myself laughing.....BRB! |