Posted: 9/29/2007 5:42:37 PM EDT
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You work 65 hours in a week, trying to make some progress on a difficult project. You come home dirty, sweaty and tired to the bone, just looking forward to a Saturday evening and all day Sunday to relax. You rent a movie, bring it home, snuggle up next to the wife and start watching the movie when it happens. Some low life asshole with an IQ of about -87 has let his asshole kid gnaw on the DVD totally and forever fucking it up to the point where it wont play through and the shitty greasy spoon ratbag roach infested Hamburger Slinger/Movie Rental place is now closed for the night. The DVD even smells like a greasy hamburger. This rental place is the only one within 17 miles of my house or I wouldn't even risk disease by walking in it. So you have endured 45 minutes of trying to get the POS to play; ignoring the forever ringing telephone that is silent for days, until you put in a movie, and you say "fuck it, I'll go look at the computer", and that mother fucker is locked up like two dogs fucking and takes 20 minutes to un-puke itself! That's it! I'm getting hammered, starting RFN! |
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I understand you are out in the boonies and the rental place is not nearby. Get a monthly script to Netflix or Blockbuster. It's inexpensive and you'll have videos in your mail at the ready. I've never had trouble with burger-smelling, non-functional DVDs from either service. P.S. You should always have a back-up DVD for your movie date-night with the wife. |