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Posted: 9/22/2007 9:22:34 PM EDT

am drunk, and I have eaten an entire box of Tyson Chicken.

It has destroyed my life. I am awesome.

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:25:02 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
am drunk, and I have eaten an entire box of Tyson Chicken.

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It has destroyed my life. I am awesome.

Loser.

I did that last night.

Tonight I got drunk and ate a apple pie with ice cream...proceeding to bed shortly....

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:30:50 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Im at work.

I had cheesecake before coming in and Im drinking a Monster.

Im going to have Pimpridge Farm goldfish for lunch in 1.5 hours

Sounds just like me when I was a dispatcher.

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:31:16 PM EDT

[#3]

You live in NJ...

Why didn't you just call your friend and go to a diner where the rest of the drunks hangout?

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:33:56 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
and I bet you like teh buttsecks too................

- Clint

Only if the chick is on the receiving end.

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:34:04 PM EDT

[#5]

ummmmmm, diner.

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:34:25 PM EDT

[#6]

Eat more HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:35:45 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
You live in NJ...

Why didn't you just call your friend and go to a diner where the rest of the drunks hangout?

If i try to drive I'll end up in prison.

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:36:51 PM EDT

[#8]

foul food!!

Im gonna go eat some pie!!

Posted: 9/22/2007 9:38:21 PM EDT

[#9]

I'll show you all./

I'll go to Krystal