Posted: 9/14/2007 7:15:28 PM EDT
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Ok, it's friday night, I just got back a while ago from watching the home team kick ass at the H.S. football game, my first glass of bourbon has settled nicely in my brain and warmly in my gut. It's time to start a little ol' thread I'm gonna call: "In My Perfect World" All replies are welcome, but I hope you'll follow the basic template. ------------------------------------ Copyright 2007 silentmajority all rights reserved ------------------------------------ In my perfect world: At the moment he achieves release during a furious butt-plooking session, Michael Moore suddenly clutches his chest and falls forward instantly dead of a massive coronary, and in the process crushes to death his life partner, Al Franken. ----------------------------------- In my perfect world: At a lefty-lib star-studded birthday celebration held in her honor by George Soros and the entire membership of MoveOn.Org, Speaker of the House Pelosi decides to play to the audience and launches into a forty-minute blistering America-hating anti-Conservative shreiking diatribe. Her massive cloud of verbal flatulence is ignited by the candles on her birthday cake, blowing the entire reception hall and everyone in it to smithereens. ----------------------------------- (ok, who's next?) |
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In My Perfect World THIS NEWS STORY Would be run on Drudge or the New York Post with the banner headline BJ Simpson? |