Britney Come Back....? > General Discussion

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:05:57 AM EDT

This is supposed to be a come-back?

~~She's got to spend the next 6 months at the Fatbody Boot Camp to be ready for a come-back.~~

Never mind, what she needs it to quit the weed and take up a coke habit. At least that way she'll act more alive during a performance.

Maybe I'll retitle this as "Zombie Preparedness Drill: Britney Spears returns from the dead".

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:07:41 AM EDT

[#1]

Do you really care?

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:11:13 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Do you really care?

It made the first page of Drudge Report. The whole world must care!!!

Be happy I didn't post the endangered Polar Bear story.

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:11:45 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Do you really care?

It made the first page of Drudge Report. The whole world must care!!!

Be happy I didn't post the endangered Polar Bear story.

Tell us about the bear.

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:12:39 AM EDT

[#4]

On Mute that's HAWT!!!

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:14:10 AM EDT

[#5]

I am afraid that I would still, very definitely, hit it.

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:15:54 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:17:35 AM EDT

[#7]

Polar Bears on the brink...

With the obligatory picture (that was found to be bogus).

The hoax story

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:19:35 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:19:50 AM EDT

[#9]

Uninspired, can't lip synch, lazy performance.

Oh - and Britney is becoming

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:26:45 AM EDT

[#10]

I saw the vid on GMA. For someone who had 2 kids, she is hardly a "fatbody". At the same time, she needs to realize that having had 2 kids, she needs to ditch the skimpy 2 pieces.

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:32:23 AM EDT

[#11]

Part of Brit's Mystic was she was jail bait. Now that's is gone she's just another white trash single mother looking for love.

But I'd still try my hardest to wear that shit out. For a couple of months anyway.

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:34:47 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I saw the vid on GMA. For someone who had 2 kids, she is hardly a "fatbody". At the same time, she needs to realize that having had 2 kids, she needs to ditch the skimpy 2 pieces.

No kidding, I'm surprised I didn't see stretch marks...she does have a bit of a gut now. As for the video, I could only watch about the first 20 seconds. If she was any less active she would be flat lining on an EKG.

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:52:43 AM EDT

[#13]

fatty.

Posted: 9/10/2007 4:56:15 AM EDT

[#14]

Making a comeback !!!

this is all I will be talking about today .. WOW

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:06:46 AM EDT

[#15]

She needs to work on the lip sync. that was pathetic.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:09:38 AM EDT

[#16]

I would hit it.....repeatedly.

Then get her to pay for me to go polar bear hunting.

Hey......It's how I roll.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:13:05 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I would hit it.....repeatedly.

Then get her to pay for me to go polar bear hunting.

Hey......It's how I roll.

+1

Some of these people in this thread are teh ghey. If they are calling that fat or are more concerned about her performance than hitting that.........they are ghey or are married to super models (I highly doubt).

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:15:27 AM EDT

[#18]

I think more patience is needed with one of our finest artist/entertainer.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:16:16 AM EDT

[#19]

She was dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:16:32 AM EDT

[#20]

Lets leave the polar bears out of this.

Britney's back up dancers gave a better performance than her lazy fat ass.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:26:08 AM EDT

[#21]

Hard to believe thats the same Britney. I don't think she is fat. She sure has lost hers moves though.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:26:14 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
She was dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld.

BURN.

Except there are far more people that wouold pay to see the Elaine dance.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:27:23 AM EDT

[#23]

Her career is over.

She was passed over a long time ago.

That is the problem with celebrity. Your in the limelight for a few years and people love you.

Then people find reasons to hate you.

It is cyclic.

Max

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:30:12 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Her career is over.

Max

It was recently reported that she still has an income of $730,000+/ month.

I think that's still more of a career that most will ever have.......

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:30:25 AM EDT

[#25]

I would hit it as well.
Back to the real news

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:45:49 AM EDT

[#26]

To all of the keyboard commando's who think she is fat.

Skanky no-talent white trash, yes. I would bet 98% of you who are calling her fat don't have a SO in better shape then her.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:48:28 AM EDT

[#27]

Sad.

Posted: 9/10/2007 5:54:45 AM EDT

[#28]

I won't post this pic because of the botd rules, but comcast has a pic of her.

I'd hit the hell out of that girl.

Posted: 9/10/2007 6:19:24 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I would hit it.....repeatedly.

Then get her to pay for me to go polar bear hunting.

Hey......It's how I roll.

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.

exactly what i thought.

Posted: 9/10/2007 6:38:37 AM EDT

[#30]

But you have to admit watching that vidoe was painful. She looked so out of place and very unsure of herself. She should have stayed away and let the oud videos be her mark on pop culture. She will be remembered for this performance and not in a good way

Posted: 9/10/2007 6:45:39 AM EDT

[#31]

I'd still hit it....say, for a cut of her $730K a month.

Posted: 9/10/2007 6:49:02 AM EDT

[#32]

Pathetic but than again that was always the case

Posted: 9/10/2007 6:53:13 AM EDT

[#33]

Not fat! and I would hit that hard for a long weekend.

But the career is DOA

Posted: 9/10/2007 6:58:23 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Her career is over.

Max

It was recently reported that she still has an income of $730,000+/ month.

I think that's still more of a career that most will ever have.......

That is her investments.

Career wise, she has lost her appeal.

Max

Posted: 9/10/2007 6:58:42 AM EDT

[#35]

Reminds me of when Tonya Harding competed in the Olympics after her lawsuit.

She looked like a fat dinosaur trying to skate.

But not quite that graceful.

I have been watching the news all morning. Fox is having lots of jokes about it.

If Britney is watching the news this morning she will probably contemplate suicide.

Thats when she wakes up from her drunken stupor.

Looks like Rosie..

Edit to add pics and comments.

Posted: 9/10/2007 6:59:59 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
To all of the keyboard commando's who think she is fat.

Skanky no-talent white trash, yes. I would bet 98% of you who are calling her fat don't have a SO in better shape then her.

I was just about to say the same thing. I think she was/is hot. Never had talent, and the drugs are letting that show, but definetly eye candy.

Her body is not as hard as it used to be, but I actually like a bit of extra flesh. A BIT, not a true fatty. I like a little chubb better than the pukey paris hilton type for sure.

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:00:16 AM EDT

[#37]

I don't think she looked that bad. She still doesn't have any actual "talent". But to say she was a disgusting pig is completely false.

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:04:30 AM EDT

[#38]

I still think she's cute. Drugs are gonna age her fast though

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:04:30 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
She was dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld.

That was the most phone-in performance I've ever seen. She's got that vacant look on her face that goes along with being a regular drug user. You can see that she can't wait to get back to her dressing room for another rail.

-Troy

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:14:46 AM EDT

[#40]

Come on Britney's back? Well, maybe...

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:20:30 AM EDT

[#41]

Anna Nicole... is that you???

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:33:03 AM EDT

[#42]

As worthless as Britney Spears became she may be of some use to the US military. She can become a fodder for IEDs.
Insurgents: "Look Ahmed it's that goat sucking infidel Britney Spears. Quick blow her up."

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:36:20 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She was dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld.

BURN.

Except there are far more people that wouold pay to see the Elaine dance.

I would pay to see Elaine dance. I would pay to see Bebe Neuwirth dance (and have before). I wish that Jewish chicks weren't so damned mean ...

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:38:07 AM EDT

[#44]

Wow, she seems to be losing more and more clothes. Naked pics are inevitable. Britney has jumped the shark. My girlfriend and I are sitting here right now, laughing at her and her "comeback".

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:41:43 AM EDT

[#45]

First, I want to say that I could care less. However, I would NOT call her fat. She may not be a skinny little 16-17 year old anymore, but she's not fat.

Posted: 9/10/2007 7:48:09 AM EDT

[#46]

I wanna know what world you guys live in where that's fat. She's not even on the same planet as fat.

Posted: 9/10/2007 8:08:36 AM EDT

[#47]

I'd hit it...but only if She was a "Back-door Beauty"!

The Ol' Crew Chief

Posted: 9/10/2007 8:09:57 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Anna Nicole... is that you???

Before or after the baby?

Nicole that is.

Posted: 9/10/2007 8:10:47 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She was dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld.

files.myopera.com/BOSOX/albums/36990/elaine%20dance.gif

That was the most phone-in performance I've ever seen. She's got that vacant look on her face that goes along with being a regular drug user. You can see that she can't wait to get back to her dressing room for another rail.

-Troy

+100
She is completely void of all talent and she has used up all her hotness. DO NOT WANT!

Posted: 9/10/2007 8:11:59 AM EDT

[#50]

I think I just lost a few thousand brain cells due to watching 5 seconds of that video of her.

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