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Posted: 9/10/2007 12:46:26 AM EDT

I have dreams where old women on cell phones are screaming into them about how Lyndon Johnson was a bastard. I never think about him. I wasn't ALIVE when he was president. Is there something wrong with me? What does it all mean? I gots ta know. Arfcom has ta help meh. Help arfcom! Help!!

Posted: 9/10/2007 12:48:26 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/10/2007 12:49:08 AM EDT

[#2]

You probably watched a cursed video which is haunting your dreams. That, or the Hep-C is acting up and making you crazy. Either way, you're a goner by Friday.

Dibs on...mags and ammo. Someone else can get the guns this time...

Posted: 9/10/2007 12:50:30 AM EDT

[#3]

means yer' gay

Posted: 9/10/2007 12:52:14 AM EDT

[#4]

This is very helpful. Please continue to dispense the wisdom of the night crew. The signals will be transmitted to the proper authorities.

Posted: 9/10/2007 12:52:55 AM EDT

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I seen this in the ask Dr. Swingset thread a few weeks back.

I think he said you have homosexual tendencies, and are a closet commie or something.

May wanna see a psychiatrist about that.

Posted: 9/10/2007 12:54:02 AM EDT

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I don't need no doctor. I'm doctor love.

Posted: 9/10/2007 12:59:19 AM EDT

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Yeah, this happened to a guy I knew, two weeks later, dead, dibs on your ARs

Posted: 9/10/2007 1:01:56 AM EDT

[#8]

Watched any Kennedy movies lately?

ETA:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwftwfTfbzE

Posted: 9/10/2007 1:17:52 AM EDT

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I have dreams where old women on cell phones are screaming into them about how Lyndon Johnson was a bastard. I never think about him. I wasn't ALIVE when he was president. Is this something wrong with me? What does it all mean? I gots ta know. Arfcom has ta help meh. Help arfcom! Help!!

Do you have any grandmothers who particularly LBJ? Maybe one met him and had lousy sex with him when they wee young? Also, how much pot did you smoke before posting on ARFCOM? I think we need a new standing rule, no more posting on ARFCOM while under the influence of mid altering drugs.

You are also a bastard for making me spit Coke all over my screen.

On a different note I have a presidential dream where Marilyn Munroe is spanking me while I watch Mallrats, when all of a sudden she turns into JFK and he is screaming in German that the world will end unless we destroy Hitler's brain and then eat clam chowder. OK, I made that up....

Posted: 9/10/2007 8:04:41 AM EDT

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Quoted:
I have dreams where old women on cell phones are screaming into them about how Lyndon Johnson was a bastard. I never think about him. I wasn't ALIVE when he was president. Is there something wrong with me? What does it all mean? I gots ta know. Arfcom has ta help meh. Help arfcom! Help!!

Do you have any grandmothers who particularly LBJ? Maybe one met him and had lousy sex with him when they wee young? Also, how much pot did you smoke before posting on ARFCOM? I think we need a new standing rule, no more posting on ARFCOM while under the influence of mid altering drugs.

You are also a bastard for making me spit Coke all over my screen.

On a different note I have a presidential dream where Marilyn Munroe is spanking me while I watch Mallrats, when all of a sudden she turns into JFK and he is screaming in German that the world will end unless we destroy Hitler's brain and then eat clam chowder. OK, I made that up....

I must kill Hitler's brain! I've already taken a hammer to Walt Disney's frozen brain. I figure Hitler is the next logical step.

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