[ARCHIVED THREAD] - ARFCOM confessional (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 9/3/2007 7:57:42 PM EDT
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We haven't had one of these in a while. I'll start: 1. I once bought a Jennings 9mm when I was younger and dumber. I paid $170. That dude saw me coming. 2. I once gave directions to a bank so they could re-po a vehicle that was "owned" by a relative I didn't like. 3. There is a guy at work that I really dislike. When he's there, he's always on the phone blabbing to his wife, kids, or whatever the hell non-work related person he's talking to. Everyone has complained. He doesn't care. For the last few months when I've needed to clear an air bubble, I've walked over to his desk when he's not there and put one foot on his desk (for maximum cheek spread) applied mouthpiece of phone to my backblast area and lit it up. Each time he was on the phone I'd giggle. A few weeks ago he asked if I had any windex spray cleaner. I reply as I am handing it to him, "Sure dude, time to clean your desk?" His response, "Nah, my phone wreaks man." I had to go in the hallway where I almost died of laughter. Juvenile, yes. My own revenge, yes. 4. I have to convince myself to not cross the final frontier and carry out the act without the barrier of my pants in the way. |
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My favorite types of music are Classic Rock and Metal. headbang.gifheadbang.gif In the past two months I can't get enough of country music. |
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I have a really good one about my first semester in college. I don't want to give out the entire story but it involves: - A world renown architect from the Netherlands - Goatse You put the pieces together. And the e-mail got traced back to my school and was forwarded to the President of the college. Not fun times ensued. Actually, it was funny as hell.
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*sniff* I'm so ashamed... |
What's even worse is you burned your 9000th post confessing to that.... 
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Well let's see... When I was living in the dorm, there was this kid that was always on acid. One time we convinced him the radio that was on in his room was actually a ghost because someone hung themself in the room years back. The kid was so scared that he was hiding under his bed crying for hours. It was one of the funniest things in my life. |
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1.) I shoot reloads in my Glock 2.) I broke up with a former girlfriend because she didn't like guns (good sex though) 3.) I CCW a Bulgarian Makarov 4.) One time, I was cleaning my AR, the girlfriend at the time wanted to get frisky, so I let her blow me as I was still cleaning my AR 5.) I prefer shooting my Mosin Nagant over my Remington 700 .308 Win 6.) I like chick flicks 7.) I can't stand anything made by Sig or Ruger 8.) I read the forums on ARFCOM over porn 9.) Sometimes, I prefer to go to the range then have sex |
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I own Glocks AND a 1911 and like them both. I hate HK handguns. I use standard military pistol grips on all of my ARs. I once printed and copied and distributed fliers on campus for an autobiography of Mr. Rogers titled "My Time on the Line," his Vietnam sniper years. Whe had Marine shooting a CAR/M203 with Mr. Roger's head photochopped in. I don't like blondes. Unless they have big boobs. |
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I hate AR-15s. I love ABBA as well. I think the Dirty Harry movies suck. My tallest girlfriend before I met my wife was 5'2" The first time I has sex I hated it and swore I would never do it again. I'd rather have small "sissy" dogs than bigger "manly" dogs like Rottweilers, Dobermans, or Boxers. I once tor all the piercings out of the left side of a gay guys face for "forcefully" hitting on me. I think Italian Food sucks ass. I don't really like hamburgers much anymore. I have only been drunk once, and when I was I passed out on my friends living room floor where I slept with my mouth open, snoring like an old man. My friend spent an hour dropping cheesy poofs in my mouth as I unconsciously ate them. I woke up with orange cheese dust all over my face and orange drool marks to my ears. Oh, and I LOVE the Rocky Horror Picture Show! What?! |
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I too, like both Glocks and 1911's. I also like AK's and AR's. I had my HD 12 gauge loaded with bird shot before I knew that it was an ARF no no. I used to carry WWB 9 mm ball ammo in my Glock 17. I dont clean my AR after shooting it, sometimes its months before I clean it period! When I don't clean it, it still functions 100%. I dont clean my 1911 either, its dirty now! Hell, i dont clean any of my firearms right after shooting them! And when I do clean my firearms, I blast them with carb cleaner , boresnake them, then oil them and call it clean! Sometimes.... I dont have ANY ammo for my AR!, right now, I have exactly 21 rounds of .45 for my carry 1911. I love shooting my 10/22 and 22/45 more than my other pistols and rifles, only because I cant afford to shoot my other stuff though
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I don't believe I have ever seen the movie "Heat" in its entirety. Most women piss me off. I eat junk food. (Most people don't think I do) I like Chili WITH beans. I actually LIKE my husband (seems most women here in the 'burbs DON'T) I like baseball and football and even UNDERSTAND the rules of both games. I'm a better shot with a rifle than a handgun, yet I lust over the P229. Have I mentioned I have not seen "Heat" in its entirety? |
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i miss my old job where i spent most of my time goofing off and doing things like chatting with DV8 on Government/taxpayer time, rather than my current job which I loathe for doing things like working yesterday on labor day not necessarily because I have to, but because I feel compelled to do so. i would burn my neighbor's houses down if arson weren't such a harsh crime |
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I am a far better shot, with iron sights, with a handgun than I am with a rifle, something I am trying to correct. I convinced my idiot stepsister-at-the-time that cherry coke was actually rum & coke (she was like 12 and BEGGING me to get her a rum & coke but had no idea what rum tasted like) and she proceeded to quaff the cherry cokes I got her and kept telling people "I am SO f*cked up!" I am currently doing kitchen renovations for my wife's dream kitchen, only because she promised me a gun when it was done. |
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I like pie. I believe that the stamped slide W. German Sig 226 is the finest combat pistol ever produced. I'd rather shoot my M1 than my AR15. I don't have a shotgun and really don't want one. I like Kid Rock and Big & Rich. I own a Harley Davidson and a Honda CBR600. I once drove around with an expired inspection sticker for 8 months. ~MJD |
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Never seen Heat I think Red Dawn is just "OK" I do not like Sig or HK pistols I once sold a penny to my sister for a dollar. I don't think the AR is as bad ass as most people do, I still prefer my VEPR. I have 1 box of rounds for my .45. I one continued to date a girl just because my birthday was coming and she bought me paddle tires for my four wheeler, then I dumped her. I tripped a kid in school once and he hit his head on a locker, hurt him pretty good. Some other kid got in trouble for it and I never said anything. |
 I think the acting in Red Dawn is horrible. I think the idea is great but that whole movie is shit. Shotguns kick so damn much I'll never buy one - it's just not fun to shoot. Plinking with .22's is superior to any shooting experience. I have a 14.5 with a legal length muzzle device that isn't permanently attached. |
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I have shot and owned 1911's but I just don't like them that much. I think that there are better guns out there. That said, I keep looking at ones for sale and considering whether I want to buy one again. I haven't been shooting in over a month. I don't own any sort of .22. I don't own a shotgun. I could buy one if I wanted but I just don't want to spend the money on one. I have never drawn down on anyone. |
ETA. I'm actually the most HSLD person on this website, or that has ever been on this website. TT and Eagle ask me to test all their stuff, as do FN, HK, Glock, Mega, and Mossberg. I once deaded 100 Hadjis with a single round of birdshot from 300 yards. 
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