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8/31/2007 5:43:47 AM EDT
In, a public restroom, do you take the handicap stall if you have to take a dump?
8/31/2007 5:45:55 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
In, a public restroom, do you take the handicap stall if you have to take a dump?

it would depend if there is already someone in there or not
8/31/2007 5:46:23 AM EDT
[#2]
*tap* *tap* *tap*
8/31/2007 5:47:31 AM EDT
[#3]
I dont crap in public restrooms... Something about.. I dont know, dropping my britches in piss, sitting on piss and shit, and having some freak look over the stall wall because hes a homo and dont want his mommy to know! Ill hold it til I get home or get close to a friends place...
8/31/2007 5:49:43 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
I dont crap in public restrooms... Something about.. I dont know, dropping my britches in piss, sitting on piss and shit, and having some freak look over the stall wall because hes a homo and dont want his mommy to know! Ill hold it til I get home or get close to a friends place...


I hate crapping in public bathrooms too, but sometimes you just can't wait till you get home.
8/31/2007 5:51:10 AM EDT
[#5]
I would rather dig a cathole and use a sock
8/31/2007 5:51:14 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
*tap* *tap* *tap*


That would definatly earn you a fast slide rack on the ole 870 from the next stall over, Senator.
8/31/2007 5:51:30 AM EDT
[#7]
On rare occasions when I do need to dood while out and about, I usually prefer the handicapped stall.
8/31/2007 5:52:31 AM EDT
[#8]
Fuck yes.
Those stalls aren't reserved for the handicapped, they're just "handicap accessible".

They can wait with everybody else.

Besides, those cripple handrails make a good brace for a post-lunch dump.
8/31/2007 5:52:34 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
On rare occasions when I do need to dood while out and about, I usually prefer the handicapped stall.
Seriously, me too.
I have a wide stance.
8/31/2007 5:59:27 AM EDT
[#10]
On the VERY rare occasion that I absolutely MUST take a dump in a public bathroom, I always, ALWAYS make sure that I shit DIRECTLY on to the seat itself.

My only wish would be to have a pair of those googly eyes you see on stuffed animals, so I could turn the turd in to something more friendly in appearance for the next person. Like a giant brown slug....with craaaazy eyes!
8/31/2007 6:00:49 AM EDT
[#11]
Try to.
8/31/2007 6:07:09 AM EDT
[#12]
Only if a certain senator is available..
8/31/2007 6:08:04 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
In, a public restroom, do you take the handicap stall if you have to take a dump?


If possible to avoid all the gay manwhoring going on
8/31/2007 6:12:35 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
I dont crap in public restrooms... Something about.. I dont know, dropping my britches in piss, sitting on piss and shit, and having some freak look over the stall wall because hes a homo and dont want his mommy to know! Ill hold it til I get home or get close to a friends place...


Shit your pants much ?
8/31/2007 6:15:20 AM EDT
[#15]
Yes because I have a wide stance.  





Edit: Damn, DzlBenz beat me to it.
8/31/2007 6:16:16 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I dont crap in public restrooms... Something about.. I dont know, dropping my britches in piss, sitting on piss and shit, and having some freak look over the stall wall because hes a homo and dont want his mommy to know! Ill hold it til I get home or get close to a friends place...


Shit your pants much ?


bwahah.  I LOLd.
8/31/2007 6:45:08 AM EDT
[#17]
it's usually cleaner than the "normal" stalls.

lots more space to spread out, read the paper, etc.
8/31/2007 6:54:59 AM EDT
[#18]
I have only went 2 times in a public bathroom(including grade school and college)in my 22 year life. Once was on the way from rapid city back to sioux falls and I made it over halfway with severe stomach pains before I nearly shit my pants and had to go at a rest stop.

One of these days my ass is going to say enough is enough and let it rip without control but for now I keep things nice and tight until Im ready
8/31/2007 6:57:03 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
On rare occasions when I do need to dood while out and about, I usually prefer the handicapped stall.
Seriously, me too.


I have a wide stance.



Call yo ass butta, cuz you on a roll!
8/31/2007 6:57:46 AM EDT
[#20]
I'll have to remember the "its handicapped accessible, not handicapped reserved" line next time someone gives me the stinkeye when I lock myself in the stall to piss at the airport so nobody steals my shit.

Kharn
8/31/2007 6:59:28 AM EDT
[#21]
I find myself imitating a harrier jet when executing a public bombing campaign.
8/31/2007 7:00:25 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I dont crap in public restrooms... Something about.. I dont know, dropping my britches in piss, sitting on piss and shit, and having some freak look over the stall wall because hes a homo and dont want his mommy to know! Ill hold it til I get home or get close to a friends place...


Shit your pants much ?

No... Just alot of speeding, reckless driving, failure to stop at stop sign/light, and a few DOC language/gesture tickets...
8/31/2007 7:01:03 AM EDT
[#23]
I too will glad run in front of the cripple to get the luxury box.

I like to bask in my own ombiance not yours.
8/31/2007 7:05:39 AM EDT
[#24]
Of course. The crippled stall is the Cadillac of the poopin' stools.
8/31/2007 7:18:58 AM EDT
[#25]
I went it to a crowded Men's room and the OLNY stall left was the handicap stall.  I go in and proceed to take care of business.  Not 30 seconds later there's a guy banging on the door yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE A WHEELCHAIR!!  GET OUT OF THERE!  I CAN ONLY USE THAT STALL!!  GET OUT OF MY STALL!"

I told him there are no other stalls and he'll have to wait.  He starts throwing a fit on the other side of the door.  I just ignore him and when I'm done I open it and here's this hippy looking asshole in a wheel chair talking shit and stating he'll kick my ass.

I just started laughing at him.  It was comical.  If he attacked, I'll have to kick his chair over and leave.  Maybe he'd chew off my ankles.
8/31/2007 7:20:03 AM EDT
[#26]
I like my space
8/31/2007 7:29:41 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
I went it to a crowded Men's room and the OLNY stall left was the handicap stall.  I go in and proceed to take care of business.  Not 30 seconds later there's a guy banging on the door yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE A WHEELCHAIR!!  GET OUT OF THERE!  I CAN ONLY USE THAT STALL!!  GET OUT OF MY STALL!"

I told him there are no other stalls and he'll have to wait.  He starts throwing a fit on the other side of the door.  I just ignore him and when I'm done I open it and here's this hippy looking asshole in a wheel chair talking shit and stating he'll kick my ass.

I just started laughing at him.  It was comical.  If he attacked, I'll have to kick his chair over and leave.  Maybe he'd chew off my ankles.


I lol'd reading your story.

You should have walked out all palsey.
8/31/2007 7:30:39 AM EDT
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