[ARCHIVED THREAD] - pick up lines (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 8/25/2007 11:55:43 AM EDT
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nothing in particular just looking for a good laugh and mabey somethign new to use 
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I don't have lines, I have convo starters, and I ad lib from there: -Do you floss before or after you brush? -What do you think about tattoos? -Is getting strippers at your bachelor or bachelorette party cheating? -My friend's gf made out with another girl, is that cheating? Should he be upset? Use at your discretion and happy hunting. |
Ya know, if I was 10 years younger, that would be my new material.  ETA: Almost forgot, if you are hitting on a chick over 30, ask her why she is not married. It's kind of funny watching the tears well up their eyes. (and yes, I am still single...go figure). 
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"Excuse me, do you think Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather give a more professional reading of the nightly news?", ...delivered with a straight face, ...actually worked for me once. A slow and deliberate eyelevel to toetip to eyelevel traverse, followed by "Need a ride home?" did too. Its not just the line, its the delivery and picking the right line at the right time too. In the middle of a makeout session, "lets go somewhere and fuck each other's eyeballs out" was successful, but the same line, cold, to a babe you've never met before, at a big office party, might get you sued, too. Time, place, line, delivery, and the ability to recover and respond intelligently, with something better than "uhhhhh.....", if shock doesn't stop her thought processes before the tingles set in, will usually win the day. |
Wow, strong pick-up artist routine. RF |
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My buddies and I use to hang out in this little neighborhood bar that was frequented by about 10-20 nurses after their shift. This line worked for me 3 out of the 4 times I used it on one of them. "Ladies I need one of you to help me out." unsuspecting nurse-"Sure, what do you need?" "Well I was pussy eating champion of the world in 2001, 2002 and 2003. I lost out in 2004 to this lesbian Bulgarian chick, it was a big judges controversy but that's another story. Anyway, the 2005 world finals are coming up and I need to get in some practice time." |
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Are those your real tits or is that Silicon? I have a friend thats lived in Florence his whole life. He will stop and ask some chick on the side of the rode how to get to Florence. After this long, twenty something minute dance of him asking her how to get to someplace "specifically" in "Florence" he may or may not get her number. The funny thing is, after this long conversation of him asking her how to get to somewhere "specific", he will thank her and then pull out and go in the "opposite" direction of what she told him. 
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ask her if she wants to dance if she says no- "thank god, i dance like a moron" if she says yes- "shit, i was bluffing!" self depreciating humor has gotten me laid more times than...well, anything. eta: i wish i was black so i could ask chicks out for coffee and if they agree say "i could tell you wanted something hot and black in you." 
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