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8/12/2007 4:15:28 PM EDT






















That's right, I eat my cookies with a spoon. Don't be hating on my skillz.
8/12/2007 4:40:17 PM EDT
[#1]

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Clean your fucking stove!
You smoke? Gross!


Were you planning on kissing him?



No but it is gross even if I do not wish to swap spit with him.



He is in FL you are in CA I seriusly doubt his "second hand smoke" will bother you. All the polutants your state puts up in the air on the other hand just MIGHT make it to FL (with a good tail wind and a lot of luck).


What the Fuck are you talking about?
I did not say anything about pollution or second hand smoke.
I said smoking is gross.
I will now say it is....
Stupid
Slow suicide
Expensive
Very harmful to ones health
A very bad habit
Stinks
Ugly and unattractive
8/12/2007 4:40:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Chocolate Chip:



Using margarine instead of butter and a prepackaged mix instead of from scratch:

NANCYBOY!

With a slight positive for at least knowing that your oven is good for more than just frozen pizza...
8/12/2007 4:43:35 PM EDT
[#3]
nice p2000sk!

I'll give the dessert pic an 8.5
no longarm, and seeing the lotion in the pic really makes me hope
you washed your hands before you made the cookies
8/12/2007 4:44:01 PM EDT
[#4]

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Ok, here's my first official "Dinner Protection" Pic.....

i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/apsanixay/Cookie%20Day/IMG_0715.jpg

And one to grow on

i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/apsanixay/Cookie%20Day/IMG_0717.jpg



Nice mouse pad.
8/12/2007 4:46:28 PM EDT
[#5]

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nice p2000sk!

I'll give the dessert pic an 8.5
no longarm, and seeing the lotion in the pic really makes me hope
you washed your hands before you made the cookies

I have chapped Elbows
8/12/2007 4:48:03 PM EDT
[#6]

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nice p2000sk!

I'll give the dessert pic an 8.5
no longarm, and seeing the lotion in the pic really makes me hope
you washed your hands before you made the cookies


It puts the lotion in the cookies...
8/12/2007 4:49:50 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Clean your fucking stove!
You smoke? Gross!


Were you planning on kissing him?



No but it is gross even if I do not wish to swap spit with him.



He is in FL you are in CA I seriusly doubt his "second hand smoke" will bother you. All the polutants your state puts up in the air on the other hand just MIGHT make it to FL (with a good tail wind and a lot of luck).


What the Fuck are you talking about?
I did not say anything about pollution or second hand smoke.
I said smoking is gross.
I will now say it is....
Stupid
Slow suicide
Expensive
Very harmful to ones health
A very bad habit
Stinks
Ugly and unattractive


----------->

The latrine is over there.

Just wanted you to know, when you next had the urge to take a dump in someone's thread.  

Baking skills need improvement, but photo skills  

ranger
8/12/2007 4:52:40 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
nice p2000sk!

I'll give the dessert pic an 8.5
no longarm, and seeing the lotion in the pic really makes me hope
you washed your hands before you made the cookies

I have chapped Elbows


don't we all
8/12/2007 4:55:53 PM EDT
[#9]

where the fuck is your tall glass of milk (unless of course you are lactose intolerant or some other form of allergy,i apologize)

get that milk, son!



Quoted:
Ok, here's my first official "Dinner Protection" Pic.....

i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/apsanixay/Cookie%20Day/IMG_0715.jpg

And one to grow on

i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/apsanixay/Cookie%20Day/IMG_0717.jpg
8/12/2007 4:56:15 PM EDT
[#10]
-2 for using margarine instead of butter.  But I would still eat the heck out of those cookies.
8/12/2007 4:57:44 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Clean your fucking stove!
You smoke? Gross!


Were you planning on kissing him?



No but it is gross even if I do not wish to swap spit with him.



He is in FL you are in CA I seriusly doubt his "second hand smoke" will bother you. All the polutants your state puts up in the air on the other hand just MIGHT make it to FL (with a good tail wind and a lot of luck).


What the Fuck are you talking about?
I did not say anything about pollution or second hand smoke.
I said smoking is gross.
I will now say it is....
Stupid
Slow suicide
Expensive
Very harmful to ones health
A very bad habit
Stinks
Ugly and unattractive


----------->

The latrine is over there.

Just wanted you to know, when you next had the urge to take a dump in someone's thread.  

Baking skills need improvement, but photo skills  

ranger


Oh Mr. Ranger sir, you are so wise and good.
I did not intend to shit in his thread. It is a long term practice here on ARFCOM to point out someones dirty stove or floor. Seeing how you have been here less than a year and only have 602 posts, I understand why you may not know this.

I added the smoking comment on a whim because I do think it is stupid and a nasty habit.  He may not even smoke, they may belong to someone else.

The cookies actually look pretty tasty although I would not have used margarine.

Were the others who chastised him for using margarine instead of butter also crapping in his thread?
8/12/2007 5:00:19 PM EDT
[#12]
More dinner protection pics.... I'm on a roll sum-rifle.. see my "Quit Smoking" pills on the right? They work wonders



This actually makes me want to start a "How cluster-fucked is your desk thread"
8/12/2007 5:01:10 PM EDT
[#13]
Missed the sarcasm.  

I stand corrected.  I was gonna comment on the stove, but need to check mine out first.

I thought you were being a holier than thou non smoker.  My bad.
8/12/2007 5:08:34 PM EDT
[#14]
nice mouse pad
i like that monitor too
+ 1 more if that is a USP
8/12/2007 5:10:08 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Ok, here's my first official "Dinner Protection" Pic.....

i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/apsanixay/Cookie%20Day/IMG_0715.jpg

And one to grow on

i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/apsanixay/Cookie%20Day/IMG_0717.jpg


Nice mouse pad

Thanks for the credit card number!!!!

8/12/2007 5:16:04 PM EDT
[#16]

fixed it
8/12/2007 5:20:08 PM EDT
[#17]

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img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/twonami/IMG_0717.jpg
fixed it


... on a serious note.. is anyone gonna tell me what the difference is between Margerine and Butter in the mix???
8/12/2007 5:20:26 PM EDT
[#18]
I think I gained 30 pounds simply by looking at this thread. Chocolate chip cookies. Mmmmm Mmmmmm good.
8/12/2007 5:20:31 PM EDT
[#19]
wtf is the bottle of lotion for? lol
8/12/2007 5:20:40 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
where the fuck is your tall glass of milk (unless of course you are lactose intolerant or some other form of allergy,i apologize)

get that milk, son!



Quoted:
Ok, here's my first official "Dinner Protection" Pic.....

i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/apsanixay/Cookie%20Day/IMG_0715.jpg

And one to grow on

i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/apsanixay/Cookie%20Day/IMG_0717.jpg


+1
put it in a bowl and pour milk over it, then you have a reason for the spoon.
8/12/2007 5:22:06 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/twonami/IMG_0717.jpg
fixed it




took me a moment...
8/12/2007 5:22:53 PM EDT
[#22]
+1 on using only real butter....no transfatty acids..so it's better for you...tastes better too

Takes just as much time to buy the ingredients and make it yourself without the mix too.

Churn butter, brown and white sugar together in a mixer BEFORE you add the dry ingredients.

Do not use cooking spray...use a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. This way the bottoms of the cookies will cook evenly and not burn. The cookies will not stick to the pan either when you use parchment paper (available in any decent supermarket).

Allow cookies to cool completly before eating...taste better that way IMHO.

8/12/2007 5:23:47 PM EDT
[#23]

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That's not a cookie, that is some kind of mutation.



Kill it, Kill the Mutated Cookie Thing With Fire!!!!!!!!! (or Milk)
8/12/2007 5:24:16 PM EDT
[#24]
Holy Shit!! I just LMFAO at the final pic!!! Brilliant and well executed,I owe ya one
8/12/2007 5:24:59 PM EDT
[#25]
What a sad, sad bastardization of chocolate chip cookies....
You're single, aren't you.  (yeah, that's more of a statement than a question.)







I have the urge now to go bake something yummy for my man.
8/12/2007 5:25:00 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

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img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/twonami/IMG_0717.jpg
fixed it


... on a serious note.. is anyone gonna tell me what the difference is between Margerine and Butter in the mix???


Yes..margarine  changes flavor during the cooking process...butter doesn't
In terms of flavor...butter is much better to cook with than margarine.
8/12/2007 5:31:11 PM EDT
[#27]
You didn't make em from scratch
8/12/2007 5:31:18 PM EDT
[#28]

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Allow cookies to cool completly before eating...taste better that way IMHO.


What's this allow to cool? More self discipline than I have when they come out of the oven.
8/12/2007 5:32:07 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/twonami/IMG_0717.jpg
fixed it


... on a serious note.. is anyone gonna tell me what the difference is between Margerine and Butter in the mix???


Yes..margarine  changes flavor during the cooking process...butter doesn't
In terms of flavor...butter is much better to cook with than margarine.


Yep.  I worked in a bakery.  We charged 80 cents a piece for butter croissants.  The margarine ones we sold 12 for $4.  The taste difference was very noticeable.
8/12/2007 7:34:43 PM EDT
[#30]
I don't see anything about showers or drawdown(r) in here.  Am I missing something?