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AR15.COM
7/9/2007 2:33:02 PM EDT
So apparently 25% of the jobs at Homeland Security are vacant.
Homeland Insecurity

As such I feel it to be my civic duty to apply. I am looking for a job that is work from home, requires not too much relevant experience, and pays six figures. I figure what the heck? Why not. So, who here can I count on for a reference? I have a CCW permit, chemistry degrees, and love to shoot AR-15's. Anyone want to help a guy out?

If this works out, who knows, maybe a run for Congress is in order.

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