Posted: 7/6/2007 6:32:41 PM EDT
| What is the PPD (Proper Piss Distance) in your region? There is a dude who is just annoying the hell out of me, he"s my wife's friend's husband and everytime I get around him he wants to go along on my next hunting/kayaking/canoeing/shooting or camping trip. He's has as much business in the woods with a gun as I do driving a cab in NYC, completely out of his environment. Anyway, I tend to bring him along, but the part that aggravates me the most is he always pisses too close. It is uncomfiortable. If you're in a boat always go to far side of other folks. If camping, always go beyond light from fire. If hunting, wait until a stream or find a hollow stump. Not this dude, he figures outside is outside. You can be at a campfire drinking a cup of coffee and he'll go four steps, piss like a horse, then stroll back putting up his johnson still talking. Are there any rules on this? |
That's just wrong.  Pee a safe distance away so as not to reveal your sausage... |
I did too, but obviously not. And unless you have a specific interest in those subjects most likely won't. |
|
Get him a copy of How to Shit in the Woods. Maybe he'll take the hint. |