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5/31/2007 3:56:07 AM EDT
So how do you pick up a big snapping turtle?
5/31/2007 3:58:10 AM EDT
[#1]
They're kind of slutty, after a few drinks, as it nears closing time they're easy to pick up.
By the tail or sides of the shell, head AWAY from you..
5/31/2007 3:58:29 AM EDT
[#2]
If its on the ground just step on it then grab it by each side of the shell and you are good to go. Those really big ones you might want to avoid.
5/31/2007 3:59:03 AM EDT
[#3]
drag by the tail....its the easy way...
5/31/2007 4:01:58 AM EDT
[#4]
Ask your buddy to do it.
5/31/2007 4:04:54 AM EDT
[#5]
Thanks for the replies. I think it crossed the road to lay eggs or something. I hate seeing the big snappers squashed in the road.
5/31/2007 4:05:51 AM EDT
[#6]
Make him bite a stick, he wont let go and you can carry him around all day.

It's fun!


You can eat him after you get tired of carrying him around.
5/31/2007 4:06:23 AM EDT
[#7]
Put a 9mm/.45 through its head helps the carrying process alot.

ETA: that was if u wanted to eat it , but just read wanted to move it outta the way. In that case i vote for the tail.
5/31/2007 4:13:32 AM EDT
[#8]

Turtle forum activists will give you a raft of grief if you post pictures of your kid holding a snapper by the tail.

IMHO, its the only safe way for you to move one.

They will calm down and don't tend to thrash about if you get a firm hold on the base of the tail and lift them.

Make sure you keep the head away from your leg as they can strike from this position.

A really big one might require the 2 hand side grip
or a come-along

Also make sure you wash up afterwards.
They are a foul beastie.
5/31/2007 4:16:45 AM EDT
[#9]
I know how not to pick one up...  




5/31/2007 4:17:57 AM EDT
[#10]
Yeah, those big females are OLD.

Your average female snapper in a northern population doesn't mature until its 19th year.  The average age of a reproducing female is over 30 years old.

The only reason the common snapping turtle is still common is because most folks haven't figured out how tasty they are.

Critters with life histories like the common snapping turtle cannot handle too much of a hunting pressure.
5/31/2007 4:21:11 AM EDT
[#11]
Shooting them in the head won't kill them for many days as their brains are in their spines on the underside of the top of the shell.


Tail or stick they bit is safest way I have found.
5/31/2007 4:25:57 AM EDT
[#12]
We used to get snappers in our stocked fishing pond on my grandfather's land in NEPA all the time when I was younger. When we spotted the tell-tale floating bass heads, we knew we had a turtle on our hands, and everyone went on turtle alert - nobody went down to the lake without a rifle, and if you saw the bastard, you were expected to shoot him.

I never took a shot at one - my dad killed a few - but I had an M1 carbine slung over my shoulder many a time when taking a trip down to the pond.

We don't stock the pond any more, and we haven't had a turtle issue in a while. The last one was killed with my uncle's AR-15, iirc.

-Mark
5/31/2007 4:30:05 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Shooting them in the head won't kill them for many days as their brains are in their spines on the underside of the top of the shell.


Wow, I see someone failed chordate anatomy.
5/31/2007 4:30:06 AM EDT
[#14]
Just a word of warning about picking them up by the sides of the shell.....

Unless you've seen one extend his head as far to the side as he can, you will be amazed at how long their necks are and how far back on their sides they can bite.

It's not something you want to learn the hard way.

5/31/2007 4:34:37 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Just a word of warning about picking them up by the sides of the shell.....

Unless you've seen one extend his head as far to the side as he can, you will be amazed at how long their necks are and how far back on their sides they can bite.

It's not something you want to learn the hard way.



So you're saying the tail is the best way?

5/31/2007 4:34:46 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
I know how not to pick one up...  






Is that you?

Tell me a story.....................
5/31/2007 4:37:49 AM EDT
[#17]
One hand on each side of the shell, arms straight, turtle's tail forward and his head toward your groin area. It's the only safe way.
5/31/2007 4:37:54 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
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Turtle forum activists will give you a raft of grief if you post pictures of your kid holding a snapper by the tail.

IMHO, its the only safe way for you to move one.

They will calm down and don't tend to thrash about if you get a firm hold on the base of the tail and lift them.

Make sure you keep the head away from your leg as they can strike from this position.

A really big one might require the 2 hand side grip
or a come-along

Also make sure you wash up afterwards.
They are a foul beastie.


+1 Don't forget that neck is pretty damn long.  I've caught some large ones in Minnesota where the necks easily came out 6"-8", they are fast when snapping too.

When you cut the head off it will still snap for hours.  You can put the heart in a cup of water and it will still beat for a couple of days...  
5/31/2007 4:39:11 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
I know how not to pick one up...  




i16.tinypic.com/6foyc1v.jpg


No shit

Really?
5/31/2007 4:43:10 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
One hand on each side of the shell, arms straight, turtle's tail forward and his head toward your groin area. It's the only safe way.


wiseass
5/31/2007 4:46:18 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
So how do you pick up a big snapping turtle?



Very carefully. Insuring that your hands are no where near the mouth. If possible just leave the turtle alone.
5/31/2007 4:51:31 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So how do you pick up a big snapping turtle?



Very carefully. Insuring that your hands are no where near the mouth. If possible just leave the turtle alone.


He is headed for Rt. 9 Not a good place to be if you move 10 yards per hour.

5/31/2007 5:40:46 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I know how not to pick one up...  




i16.tinypic.com/6foyc1v.jpg


No shit

Really?


thats really him................
5/31/2007 5:46:42 AM EDT
[#24]
Just pick them up by the tail, as shown in the pic above.  If you grab them by the sides of the shell they can claw the piss out of you.  It doesn't really harm you to get clawed but you will drop him until/unless you are used to it.  As mentioned, if you have one by the tail keep the belly toward you, as they are a little fiesty when being held this way.  

Contrary to common belief, they will NOT thin out the fish population in a pond.  They mostly scavenge (fresh) dead stuff.  
5/31/2007 5:55:23 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:


Contrary to common belief, they will NOT thin out the fish population in a pond.  They mostly scavenge (fresh) dead stuff.  


+1
90% of the snappers I've cleaned had their GI tract packed full of moss.
5/31/2007 5:57:02 AM EDT
[#26]
Fork lift.
5/31/2007 6:17:37 AM EDT
[#27]
If the shell is still soft you can hold them in the palm of your hand.  

5/31/2007 6:18:52 AM EDT
[#28]
Like this...

5/31/2007 6:23:36 AM EDT
[#29]
the larger ones can create quite a bit of torque.

Be careful however you decide to do it.