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5/16/2007 10:27:12 AM EDT
Passed someone onto a friend because you couldn't get rid of them and thought this might be a nice way to do it? Perhaps make two people happy instead of breaking someone's heart...

Well shit, now I see her even more than I did before because they're constantly together, and he's my friend. I made the mistake of letting him stay here while he's trying to find a new apartment, which he's almost got one, I know because I've recently taken a more active interest in helping him find one.

My God, How do I get it to stop talking.

It won't stop.

Total backfire.
5/16/2007 10:33:50 AM EDT
[#1]
is there pie in this situation?
5/16/2007 10:34:34 AM EDT
[#2]
Playing "pass the pinoochy" always goes downhill.

Remember the 3 F's (or 4 F's, or 5 F's, or 6 F's, or however many F'ing F's in your area).
5/16/2007 10:35:54 AM EDT
[#3]
Double tag her,that should shut her up for a minute or two.
5/16/2007 10:39:56 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
is there pie in this situation?


For him there is, I'd tell her to GTFO but I'm not going to cock block him, he finally stopped talking about the one that "really broke my heart, man".

It's the end of one thing for another.
5/16/2007 10:41:50 AM EDT
[#5]
Stick something long and hard in her mouth.  Like sausage for example or maybe a hotdog.
5/16/2007 10:48:23 AM EDT
[#6]
Daytona, I hate to tell you this... but you appear to have started down a slippery slope. You have tried to fix a problem by passing it on to another person... who has a right to expect that you will look out for his best interests.

No matter that he's happy now, and getting laid, etc. etc. The karma is now laid upon YOU, who broke a basic karmic law.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES must you try to do ANY thing to make her, or him, move along. If you do, you will find that "Karma is a Bitch," and the problem will become much, much worse.

For example: if  you "tap it," you will probably end up getting her knocked up.
If you kick them out, they'll win the lottery bigtime and have you bumped off.
If you try to pass them along to ANYone else, friend or foe, you will end up with said friend/foe living with  you, drinking your beer, eating your steaks... and you will STILL have to put up with her.

How much worse can it get? I believe the Wiccan tradition says, "You will be repaid for bad deeds, three times three."

NINE TIMES worse is how bad it'll get!

Don't ask me how I know.
5/16/2007 10:50:15 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Daytona, I hate to tell you this... but you appear to have started down a slippery slope. You have tried to fix a problem by passing it on to another person... who has a right to expect that you will look out for his best interests.

No matter that he's happy now, and getting laid, etc. etc. The karma is now laid upon YOU, who broke a basic karmic law.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES must you try to do ANY thing to make her, or him, move along. If you do, you will find that "Karma is a Bitch," and the problem will become much, much worse.

For example: if  you "tap it," you will probably end up getting her knocked up.
If you kick them out, they'll win the lottery bigtime and have you bumped off.
If you try to pass them along to ANYone else, friend or foe, you will end up with said friend/foe living with  you, drinking your beer, eating your steaks... and you will STILL have to put up with her.

How much worse can it get? I believe the Wiccan tradition says, "You will be repaid for bad deeds, three times three."

NINE TIMES worse is how bad it'll get!

Don't ask me how I know.



so you advise him NOT to do the drunk monkeysex thing with her, right?
5/16/2007 10:53:34 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Daytona, I hate to tell you this... but you appear to have started down a slippery slope. You have tried to fix a problem by passing it on to another person... who has a right to expect that you will look out for his best interests.

No matter that he's happy now, and getting laid, etc. etc. The karma is now laid upon YOU, who broke a basic karmic law.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES must you try to do ANY thing to make her, or him, move along. If you do, you will find that "Karma is a Bitch," and the problem will become much, much worse.

For example: if  you "tap it," you will probably end up getting her knocked up.
If you kick them out, they'll win the lottery bigtime and have you bumped off.
If you try to pass them along to ANYone else, friend or foe, you will end up with said friend/foe living with  you, drinking your beer, eating your steaks... and you will STILL have to put up with her.

How much worse can it get? I believe the Wiccan tradition says, "You will be repaid for bad deeds, three times three."

NINE TIMES worse is how bad it'll get!

Don't ask me how I know.



so you advise him NOT to do the drunk monkeysex thing with her, right?



Welll, lemme see... does drunkenness absolve one of one's responsibility to be responsible? I don't think so.

Three times three TIMES THREE.. Good God, Daytona, you could end up with TWENTY-SEVEN BASTARD CHILDREN!

It ain't worth it, bud.
5/16/2007 10:55:15 AM EDT
[#9]
Didn't think this through too thoroughly, did we?
5/16/2007 10:56:38 AM EDT
[#10]
Well, I passed her on because while I did find her annoying, she is good looking, so I didn't feel so bad passing her along. The real key is that I'm already dating someone, which she couldn't wrap her mind around, which is even further annoying.

And I think my girlfriend would be mad if I tapped it, although if she had to listen to her as much as I do, she might beg me to.