Posted: 4/20/2007 8:03:30 PM EDT
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never ever ever date a chick with a hail Satan giff on her page tell your x girlfriend the truth when she says, I'm a big girl i can handle it date a chick who ask you, ever been with a vamp date a chick who's idea of hanging out for the first time is thanksgiving dinner with her family date a chick who says it'll hurt, but you'll like it date a chick who has enough chain mail and leather to equip a small mid evil army hangout out with your girls friend, who's idea of funny is telling you she likes to swallow as she takes off her shoes and hangs out in your bed, when your girl leaves the house eat the worm at the bottom of the bottle hang out south of the border and tell the cops, la pu%^ madre tuya forget about the pocket knife your carrying, until you reach the metal detector..... feel free to add others............ |
