Posted: 4/18/2007 7:28:37 AM EDT
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My blood pressure is up...literally. I don't want to hear any more about this thing and all o the secondary bullshit coming out. I don't care about some libtard's opinion in the Podunk Gazette's opinion about gun control. I don't want to hear about McCarthy's next bill, I don't give a flying fuck about Rosie's view on guns, I just don't fucking care...I can't...I won't! I don't want to be mad all day again and I'm not writing anyone any e-mails demanding that anyone else be fired or asking anyone to oppose another bill. Not today. Anything like that can wait a day or two. Someone post something funny...maybe some new cat pics or joke or something. ETA - Oh yeah, I'm not voting on any stupid online polls either. I don't know why anyone even pays any attention to that shit. The results are easily skewed. |
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A drunk guy staggers into a bar and says "Can a penguin be this high?" holding his hand level with his head The bartender laughs and tell him no "How about this high?" and he holds his hand at shoulder level. The bartender shakes his head still laughing. "How about this high?" now he's holding his hand at chest height. "No way" the bartender says "OHMIGOD I HIT A NUN!" ps-New Zealand says we shouldn't have guns. 
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Three blokes, a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state." POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5 000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Aussie Engineer sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says "Fill it with water." |
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img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/einnor1040/surprise1.jpg I thought it was funny, but I switched it to a link. Don't click if you're going to get fired for looking at mildly dirty cartoons at work.-Aimless |
