Posted: 4/11/2007 6:36:58 AM EDT
| We were able to talk and stare down the boss into ordering us pizza, so we have food today. Now I got to make sure to chase the other departments away. |
I used to work for some cheap motherfuckers like that too. I finally got to the point where I would tell them I was going to the gym, or I was on a diet, so I could get out of the office. The reason for a lunch break is to get away from work and regroup a little, not for them to find ways to cheat you out of an hours labor. |
I think I'd eat my pizza and then sit at my desk playing Minesweeper or surfing Arfcom for the rest of the hour. If they told me to get back to work, I'd say I was still on my lunch break. |
I get so pissed when we order pizza at work. We always get a couple ass-clowns who want some unique pizza, like ham & pineapple or the Cordon Bleu and then we only get one or two pepperoni pizza. But without fail, the first pizzas gone are.....you guessed it...PEPPERONI.  And then half the "specialty" pizzas sit there and rot. No one wants pepperoni and yet they have no problems eating it. Fuckers. 
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Is it really that bad?
Put it this way, whenever I hear about someone getting shot and killed in our city, I immediately think of where our shop is located...and am usually right 
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| never fails when they order pizza at work. Say they order 5 pizzas for 12 people. There's alays one vegetarian, so management will order 4 pizzas with meat, 1 with just veggies. The 11 meat eaters will eat the 4 pizzas with meat, the vegan will have like 1 slice of the veggie pizza, the bulk of the veggie pizza will end up in the trash, the 4 with meat will be all gone |
Hahaa! You beat me to it. We have quartly safety meetings. Pizza was the meal of choice. Too bad it was always Domino's death disks. Everybody got to the point of  We haven't had pizza in a year and a half I'd guess.They found out little "deli" sandwichs, you know - ham & cheese on a dinner roll, is cheaper. So now that's what we get. Usually get chickenwings too. All in all not too bad. |
A couple of weeks ago a bunch of people chipped in and ordered pizza. This “lady” that I work with asks me how come I’m not eating any pizza and I inform her that I didn’t chip in any money and that I brought my lunch. She then goes off to get some pizza despite not having put in any money herself.  Luckily she comes back and announces that it was all gone.  I am to the point of where I can't stand this person. I used to get her lunch when I was out, but then it practically became my fucking job to make sure she had lunch almost every single day. Everyday she'd ask "what's for lunch today?!" despite me giving her a hard time about not being self sufficient. Finally I started avoiding or blowing her off around lunch time.  What a fucking pathetic user.
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Maybe she should have tipped you better. 
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