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Posted: 9/29/2001 11:51:00 AM EDT
[#1]
Ohhhhhh.....never mind.[uzi]
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Posted: 9/29/2001 11:51:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I find your choice of words unhelpful at this time. I surprised you didn't suggest I change my name from Nobby to Nubby. Nobby, I apologize if I offended. I truly was trying to relay a little humor into the situation for you. Truthfully, if you love her, just tell her the truth, let her know how you took the comment and hopefully she will realize what you heard vs. what she said. Again, I am sorry if I offended you, I thought (perhaps a stupid thought) that you may get a chuckle from it. Kiwi No man, your comments were fine and funny too. I was actually drying to inject a little dry humor myself. No offense taken at all. |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 11:55:17 AM EDT
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Roll her over and enter her in her poop-chute, dry. When you are done, ask her if size still doesn't matter....
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Posted: 9/29/2001 11:57:54 AM EDT
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Alway's remember this, Its not the depth of the well nor the length of the rope. Its HOW YOU DANGLE THE BUCKET!!!
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Posted: 9/29/2001 11:57:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: Roll her over and enter her in her poop-chute, dry. When you are done, ask her if size still doesn't matter.... Hell, if I could even muster a boner I might try that. But right now, all I got is cold dead meat. |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 11:58:27 AM EDT
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Hielo,
I wish my Old Lady's lips were as sexy as yours...is that colagen or au naturale? Kiwi |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 12:08:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: Toss the hogette to the side and use the money you used to spend on her to buy a new gun.. Guns are more faithful and not one has made me feel bad yet.. You were never naive enough to buy a Sigma. Nobody: I wouldn't dump her over this, if it's a one time thing. If she does this kind of thing a lot, get rid. |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 12:13:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Three words: [b]CAMO PENIS PUMP[/B]
SGTAR15 |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 12:19:05 PM EDT
[#9]
At least you have a gf and can have sex with her.
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Posted: 9/29/2001 12:24:13 PM EDT
[#10]
SgtKiwi, those are all natural baby!
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Posted: 9/29/2001 2:13:13 PM EDT
[#11]
I might as well let her go. It's not like I'm ever gonna have sex with her again. I won't be able to manage it. I've even started sleeping in pajamas. Last thing I want is her peeking under the covers and snickering at my manhood or lack thereof.
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Posted: 9/29/2001 2:35:16 PM EDT
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You could treat her just like she'd treat you if you said something that careless:
1.) Get emotionally ice-cold. 2.) Answer her every sincere question with a smartass remark. 3.) Make it obvious that your shopping around for a replacement. Seriously, isn't that the way we're treated when we say something they don't like? |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 2:58:20 PM EDT
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Dude. Don't go spend a lot of money or time on some stupid 'proceedure', slap-up job, or some crazy pump.
Dig this- you were getting some, while a lot of us were hangin' on the board writing about 'uppers' or [i]how to phosphate coat our cars[/i],etc. AND your chick LOVED it. That's saying something! Yeah, on the flicks all the women seem to be about to die from O.D. (sigh) ~In real life, the chicks are a bit different. Yeah, there might be a lot of fellas with a bigger schlong... but there's always someone with a bigger whatever- BUT How many of them are getting REGULAR action like yourself? Take some pride in that! Or, give up your girlfriend's phone #. Heh. |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 3:09:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Now I see how guys who are going bald must feel. You've got much more of a problem than this, Big Man, er I mean nobby. |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 3:09:38 PM EDT
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nobby, (and i hope you're talkin about tires!) the way i read your post, she simply said that you rocked in the sack! it seems like you're focusing on a negative. don't sweat the small stuff...oops! i mean, er...well, you get the idea!
...upgrading to a 20" bbl, how you say it, you keel me! [;)] |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 3:19:09 PM EDT
[#16]
stick it in her ass, she should notice that!!!
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Posted: 9/29/2001 3:23:15 PM EDT
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Well this thread was teetering on the line but there are to many "stick it in her ***" posts. This is the general discussion forum but talking about sex acts that will "show her how big it is" are over the line. So I'm locking it.
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