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3/21/2007 4:49:08 AM EDT
I just took a leak and it smelled like burnt rubber.   Like being at the drag races.

Before anyone starts jumping in with weird theories, I had a young relative with Diabetes and I know what "sweet" or maple syrup urine smells like.  

It wasn't that.  

It also wasn't asparagus, as I've not had any for months.

Finally, the last time I was in training for a hike I overdid things and wound up throwing keytones and this wasn't that either.  

It literally smelled like burnt rubber.

WTF?

3/21/2007 4:51:49 AM EDT
[#1]
Possible kidney infection, see your urologist.

mike
3/21/2007 4:59:57 AM EDT
[#2]
Can I have your guns?
3/21/2007 5:03:31 AM EDT
[#3]
Exact same thing happened to my brother-in-law.


Two days later: Dead.
3/21/2007 5:03:50 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Can I have your guns?


fugger.

I feel fine.  

Just checked, and no temperature.   I'm going to drink some cranberry juice and lots of water and go see the waterworks doc.  

3/21/2007 5:03:59 AM EDT
[#5]
Are you taking any supplements?
Do you have any discomfort when you pee, or do you have to go abnormally often?

also: doctor visit > web diagnosis
3/21/2007 5:04:48 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Exact same thing happened to my brother-in-law.


Two days later: Dead.


Now, wouldn't you feel bad if I, you know, really died.

Lord.

3/21/2007 5:07:22 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Are you taking any supplements?
Do you have any discomfort when you pee, or do you have to go abnormally often?

also: doctor visit > web diagnosis


Same supplements as normal no change.  No meds.   No weird foods I can think of.  

I know a real doc is better but I'm in the office early and the docs won't be around for a coupla few hours anyway.

And since I feel like 100%+ I'm not interested in going to the ER 'cause my pee smells like the pit road at daytona.

3/21/2007 5:10:22 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
I just took a leak and it smelled like burnt rubber.  
WTF?



   After a couple pitchers of Margarita's, thats what mine smells like.
3/21/2007 5:12:59 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Exact same thing happened to my brother-in-law.


Two days later: Dead.


Now, wouldn't you feel bad if I, you know, really died.

Lord.



I reiterate the same question as my first post.
3/21/2007 5:16:33 AM EDT
[#10]
Definitely herpes.  You didnt use an ass-gasket last time you dropped a #2 in a public toilet.

Kharn
3/21/2007 5:17:32 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Definitely herpes.  You didnt use an ass-gasket last time you dropped a #2 in a public toilet.

Kharn


I don't think I've dropped a deuce in a public toilet in about 7 years.

I'm pretty particular 'bout were I put my ass.

3/21/2007 5:29:24 AM EDT
[#12]
You didn't use enough lube last time.

It's like not having enough oil in an engine; you've probably bent a shaft... careful before you throw a rod
3/21/2007 5:34:55 AM EDT
[#13]
You haven't been playin' bum darts with TRG have you?





Sounds like a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).  Can be lots of causes.  Good thing is they are easy to treat and sounds like you caught it early before the "I gots flames shootin out me dick" sypmtoms started.
3/21/2007 5:38:11 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
...I'm pretty particular 'bout were I put my ass.


Nah, too easy. It would be like taking candy from a baby.
3/21/2007 5:43:41 AM EDT
[#15]
Sounds like some kind of infection.  Go see a doctor.
3/21/2007 5:46:56 AM EDT
[#16]
Just drink a lot (at least 64 ounces per day) of water.  If you can smell your urine at all, you need to hydrate.
3/21/2007 5:49:38 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I just took a leak and it smelled like burnt rubber.   Like being at the drag races.

Before anyone starts jumping in with weird theories, I had a young relative with Diabetes and I know what "sweet" or maple syrup urine smells like.  

It wasn't that.  

It also wasn't asparagus, as I've not had any for months.

Finally, the last time I was in training for a hike I overdid things and wound up throwing keytones and this wasn't that either.  

It literally smelled like burnt rubber.

WTF?



That's a sure sign of eblola.  Have you visited any sub-Saharran African countries recently or had contact with anyone from the region.  

P.S.  The profuse internal bleeding should begin shortly.  
3/21/2007 6:04:21 AM EDT
[#18]
nevermind
3/21/2007 6:05:22 AM EDT
[#19]
Unprotected intercourse recently?
3/21/2007 6:07:48 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Exact same thing happened to my brother-in-law.


Two days later: Dead.


Now, wouldn't you feel bad if I, you know, really died.

Lord.



Why would he feel bad? hes trying to save your life!

you have a couple days to do stuff for other arfcom guys you always loved.

give me your guns.
3/21/2007 6:09:55 AM EDT
[#21]
Are you sure it didn't smell like garlic or coffee and not rubber?
3/21/2007 6:52:38 AM EDT
[#22]
you should wait till it gets much worse before you see a doctor
3/21/2007 6:54:52 AM EDT
[#23]
I want your ammo
3/21/2007 11:39:46 AM EDT
[#24]
All back to normal and issue diagnosed.

One of the legal assistants passed around some "gun drops" of the spiced variety.  Anyone who had the Anise flavored ones complained of pungent pee.

I'll be keeping my gorram guns AND ammo.

3/22/2007 12:24:37 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
I had a young relative with Diabetes and I know what "sweet" or maple syrup urine smells like.  

Glad you figured it out.  I'm just freaked out by your admitting to sniffing your relatives' piss.
3/22/2007 12:40:56 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had a young relative with Diabetes and I know what "sweet" or maple syrup urine smells like.  

Glad you figured it out.  I'm just freaked out by your admitting to sniffing your young relatives' piss.


Fixt.

3/22/2007 12:52:17 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had a young relative with Diabetes and I know what "sweet" or maple syrup urine smells like.  

Glad you figured it out.  I'm just freaked out by your admitting to sniffing your relatives' piss.


Awe, gimme a break.

The little bastard passed out peeing one time (diabetes problem from improperly monitoring his blood sugar) and his mother (my aunt) always made one of the older kids accompany him to the bathroom.

You guys are fucking sick sometimes.  
3/22/2007 1:04:37 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
All back to normal and issue diagnosed.

One of the legal assistants passed around some "gun drops" of the spiced variety.  Anyone who had the Anise flavored ones complained of pungent pee.

I'll be keeping my gorram guns AND ammo.




My brother-in-law thought his pungent pee was from Anise-flavored gum drops, too.



But two days later: DEAD.
3/22/2007 1:29:28 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had a young relative with Diabetes and I know what "sweet" or maple syrup urine smells like.  

Glad you figured it out.  I'm just freaked out by your admitting to sniffing your relatives' piss.


Awe, gimme a break.

The little bastard passed out peeing one time (diabetes problem from improperly monitoring his blood sugar) and his mother (my aunt) always made one of the older kids accompany him to the bathroom.

You guys are fucking sick sometimes.  


I can't speak for the other guy...but I was just funnin' ya.
3/22/2007 2:29:38 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had a young relative with Diabetes and I know what "sweet" or maple syrup urine smells like.  

Glad you figured it out.  I'm just freaked out by your admitting to sniffing your relatives' piss.


Awe, gimme a break.

The little bastard passed out peeing one time (diabetes problem from improperly monitoring his blood sugar) and his mother (my aunt) always made one of the older kids accompany him to the bathroom.

You guys are fucking sick sometimes.  


I can't speak for the other guy...but I was just funnin' ya.

I can speak for the other guy...we was just funnin' ya.
3/22/2007 2:42:38 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

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I had a young relative with Diabetes and I know what "sweet" or maple syrup urine smells like.  

Glad you figured it out.  I'm just freaked out by your admitting to sniffing your relatives' piss.


Awe, gimme a break.

The little bastard passed out peeing one time (diabetes problem from improperly monitoring his blood sugar) and his mother (my aunt) always made one of the older kids accompany him to the bathroom.

You guys are fucking sick sometimes.  


I can't speak for the other guy...but I was just funnin' ya.

I can speak for the other guy...we was just funnin' ya.


'sallright.

Most of the time I can predict the follow on humor of some posts.  

I did not see this coming.  Although in bad taste, it was funny.

regads, gonz.
3/22/2007 2:52:24 PM EDT
[#32]
Kidney infection, UTI, Kidney stones, and Hepatitis common causes of foul smelling urine. That and it could just be something you ate high in protein.
3/22/2007 2:58:54 PM EDT
[#33]
It was those fried onion rings.   And word, that ain't the only thing that smells, eh?
3/22/2007 5:47:24 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Exact same thing happened to my brother-in-law.


Two days later: Dead.


Now Now, there is no need to unreasonably frighten the young lad.  You aren't gonna die.  Your dick is going to fall off but you aren't going to die.  Sheesh.