[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Time For A New Caesar... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/16/2007 9:37:32 AM EDT
I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius AUG, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.  |
Y'know, I would, but I've got this cramp in my leg, yeah... 
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AUG: Gemellus, who killed out beloved Tiberius? Gemellus [pointing to Jarhead_22]: He did! AUG: Guards, arrest Jarhead_22. |
Gotta do better with the plebes than 'Roo did. Gaius Caesar AUGustus <all salute>
  
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All hail the new Caesar! In Gaius AUG we Trust! May the Praetorian Be Armed with the finest Title II that His treasury may fund! May the streets be littered with M-16's! I humble myself before our leader. What is thy bidding my leige? |
Enough with the philosophy - which one of you will bribe me with more bread and circuses? |
Let's sack Gaul (France) one more time. Harlots for everyone. |
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The hell with bread and clowns...I want gunz and wimminez as payola  
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Dibs on 4xDawn!
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Never happen. To the babboons with you as well. |
You shall be exiled to the lands of MySpace. The Empress Dawn shall appear to me as Cleopatra in a rolled carpet. |
Much like Century Arms, he uses monkeys to do what he cannot do for himself. |
Never, We are most displeased by this traitorous behavior. The Babboons cry out your name, lustily, lustily, they cry for your attentions! |
No, the monkeys amuse Us. They will provide spectacular entertainment for all! Free admission to the Games for this one! Free bread and gold. Prostitutes, Freedmen, and actors ARE welcome for this show! |
Why do I have Iggy Pop "American Caesar" playing right now? Iggy Pop - American Caesar people of america i bring you a great army to preserve peace in our empire throw them to the lions darling, let us go to the banouet hall... there will be a great feast tonight! who are these christians? what is this strange religion? i' ve heard it said they turn the other cheek ha ha ha ha throw them to the lions throw them to the lions throw them to the lions thumbs down 10 pieces of gold for every man hail caesar hail caesar grapes from sicily silks from asia minor all the tea in china throw them to the lions throw them to the lions throw them to the lions who are these christians? turn the other cheek... ha ha ha ha ha two thumbs down the christians are restless why not let them worship their god? no one believes in the old gods how tiresome...attending the rituals paying lip service to the portents burning incense at their shrine no one believes in the old gods throw them to the lions throw them to the lions throw them to the lions hahahahahaha the roman empire the glory of rome hail all hail caesar...caesar...beware beware the ides of march who is this man? caesar...he is but a soothsayer...he is old and his brain is addled... pay him no mind! throw him to the lions! ha ha ha ha ha ha hail caesar! emperor of rome hail caesar! caesar...caesar...beware the ides of march eh?! who is this man? caesar...he is but an old soothsayer...addled in his brain pay him no mind throw him to the lions! ha ha ha ha throw him to the lions! no one believes in the old gods... the empire is tired...caesar will rest now. we depart for my chambers come darling "yes caesar" caesar will rest now hail rome hail caesar hail put him in the fiery pit ha ha ha ha! 
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As you amuse me. |
This is the part that'll never happen, pal. I own more firepower than you, keep your baboons in line or I will use it. Dawn's way the heck over on the West coast anyway, who've ya got over here to *cough* bribe *cough* me with. (unless of course that Dawn is willing,......okay, I didn't think so either!  ) |
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Squabble over your imperium as you wish, Roman dogs. My peoples, skulking in the dark northern forests beyond the borders of your rule, shall in days to come sweep away your degenerate, decaying tyranny. That which you accomplish and create, the benefits of your 'civilization,' all these will not be enjoyed by your offspring, but will fall to us by right of conquest with the sword and the spear and the blood-bespattered battle-axe. The future is ours. heart.gif |
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O Power- wealth and empire, skill outstripping skill in the heady rivalries of life, what envy lurks inside you! Just for this, the crown that Arfcom gave Roo-although he sought it, they laid it in his hands. Steyr...So hungry to overthrow Roo he sets this BRD on me, this scheming quack, this fortune-teller peddling envy, eyes peeled for our own demise, seer blind in his craft! |
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Sonny, you've been watching too many movies. Here's a tip: Settle down and try to use what modicum of sanity you might have left to get a job, make some money, and get off of this web-site that has done nothing but consume your sorry-ass and cause you to imagine that you're actually significant. A.M.F. |