Posted: 3/5/2007 11:09:50 PM EDT
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Think about it. He's posting on average about 3 posts a week about the weed. I think he doth protest too much. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a cigar box under his bed with a little pipe, some alligator clips, a few buds of ganga. I think, because he was beaten with a coat hanger when his dad caught him the first time, his shame and embarrassment about having a dirty little habit is making him all manic and crazy about the whole thing. I suspect it's like that guy we all know in our lives that's all obsessed with fearing/hating gay people, so much so that it's almost a certainty he's got a few issues of "Stud Ranch" with sticky pages in the back of the tool box drawer. As your friends, Sherrick, we care about you and support you even if you've dabbled in the whacky weed. We're here to have an intervention, and to help you through your issues. It's time to come out and face it. We'll love you, even if you've been hiding a tie-dye shirt and Phish album in your cruiser. It's ok. Just fess up. |
I think I remember him asking if Safariland made a high-ride holster out of hemp. I guess when you know someone with a dope problem, the signs were there all along, but we just ignored them. It's sad. I hope he gets some help before he gets The Reefer Madness™. |
I dunno, he's probably got one of those PeeClear kits, a clean urine bladder stashed on him, something. You know how these dopers get....they're all sneaky about their little habit. Probably threatened the testing nurse's dog. You gotta assume a dope addict is crafty. It's a gateway drug ya know. Won't be long till he's all crazy on the Krispy Kremes too. Ever see a cop all hopped up on that shit? Just plain spooky man. You try to get in the way of a cop and his frosted suggary goodness and he'll baton you back to the stone age. Rumor has it Rodney King was smuggling a stolen load of Jolly Rogers to Mexico when the dope-addled and munchie starved LA guys got to him. |
[Hunter S. Thompson] "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a cop in the depths of an donut binge, and I knew we'd get into those rotten things pretty soon." [/Hunter S. Thompson] |
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Sorry, it took me so long to get here. I've been catching up on all the dope threads. They of course didn't start out that way. They get that way after the LP'ers hit it.  Pardon me, I have to go to the evidence room for a sec.................... What was the question again? |
I do NOT eat donuts.  in uniform. 
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SWingset has a POINT HERE! take for example me, If you ask me in public about "mixed race couples" ill give you a hitler speech! Ein VOLK ! EIN REICH! But............Take a look under my Bed at the DVD's i have........ Little blonde chicks, big black dicks 8 Black on blonde 19 or my favorite Southern fried sluts and cali crips 4
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