[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Arfcom Confessional (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 2/23/2007 6:28:20 AM EDT
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Its been a while since we had one of these. I will get us started. I chose not to go shooting and instead I studied for a test. I know I am a bad person 
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(I finally got a reason to use this animation)
"Help" is the incorrect word for your intent. Obviously you can help nitpick, you just can't resist doing so. Also, "others" is possessive in this case. It should have an apostrophe after it (others'). Oh, I seem to nitpick spelling, punctuation, diction, and grammar.  Woody |
I finally purchased so many weapons that my safe is full and I had to give away a sweet Moisan Negant. Also ejected a 7mm mauser that I was going to re-size. Gave them to my older Bro so they live in the family. A new Remington Super 12 and a new A3 were the blame for overcrowding. But a Glock mod 19 fit in also. 
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I covet my neighbor's guns. Sometimes their women too (but I'm polite and am not creepy about it). I have many idols. Most fire the 7.62 round. Golden calf? No. Golden AK? It could happen if I watch Lord of War one more time. I honor my mother and father, but ignore what they said about 401ks, and I spend it on guns instead. I keep the sabbath holy with gunfire and explosions. After I eat pizza (with pork on it) and clean my idols. |
I roll every stop I can get away with...bad habit left over from my truck-driving days. I bought a gun this month that I *really* couldn't afford, but it was for my boyfriend so it's semi-okay. |
There's a country song in there somewhere... ~sung to the tune of "My friends all drive Porshes" I sold my pistol to pay my rent Just 3 short months after she said get bent 2 bottles of jack and a can of chaw laters Sittin on a milkcrate and eatin pertaters I opened my bible to pray for some feed But poor ol momma never taught me to read Listenin to the radio and ma favorite band I was convinced to sell my M1 Garand * Chorus Lord Jesus told me to sell my M1 With lots of en blocs, she sure was some fun I cried and I tried, and inside I died... But Jesus told me to sell my M1 Hmmm, me thinks it needs revision |
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Though I'm now able to appreciate it much more, I still don't like the AR-15 platform much. It does have it good points, however. What can I say, I like a nice piece of figured walnut, no white-line spacers, and rust-blued steel. Scopes also need to have steel tubes---aluminum just does not match with respect to color. Dave. |
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Once had my friends tell my cheating ex-Fiancee (who was living with me at the time of she was cheating - bitch even wanted to break up and still remain as roommates...fuck that) that I had committed suicide a few weeks after we split. It was believable since I was really upset over the break up. One even made a fake Obit in photoshop from my home town. Had her upset for over a week until her parents called my parents to express their condolences. Mom was like WTF   My revenge was worth it, let her have a little guilt and heart break for what that bitch did to me.
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My brother convinced an ex of his that he had a brain tumor just so she would have sex with him. It blew up a couple weeks later when her parents saw ours in the mall and asked if he was ok. |
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I am very often negative. I always find myself looking for possible threats whenever I go out. With every new person that I meet, I always have in the back of my mind that I should be prepared to kill them. I don't trust people. I would give up my penis to become a Marine Scout/Sniper. I can't stand my hair being long. If I can pinch a little bit of hair on the sides or the back of my head, then it's WAY TOO LONG! I broke the dam. |