Posted: 2/20/2007 9:43:18 PM EDT
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This has gotta be the dumbest show on TV. I know you are supposed to be able to detach from reality to believe this crap but damn, it would take a lobotomy. Tonight retard festival is based on a moron driver a ricer chopping his head off with a cable he strung himself. The CSI assclown stops by the tire shop to berate the owner for "selling racing tires to teenagers" because we all know that racing tires cause racing. Besides the ATF minimum age for racing tires has gotta be 21, right? They then start cracking down on what drivers do in parking lots, as if they have the right to regulate driving on private property. The CSI assclown is grilling witnesses as if they are to blame for watching an asshole die. This is different since apparently witnesses to racing cause racing. I am guessing in previous shows witnesses to murder inspired the killer to do a better more showy job?  The airbags that lift the car work like atomic bombs, one flick of the switch and a loud boom and the car pops a foot higher violently. Explosion sounds included. Car drives thru garage door from a standing stop in the garage, powered by "jet fuel" of all things, and rockets into the street after cruching the front end to jello upon impact wiith a 1/4" thick wooden door. "Jet Fuel" apparently burns "200 degrees hotter than gasoline" making the car far more powerful. Total crap and apparently in CSI land you can get six months in jail for watching a street race. Is it possible for a show to be stupider? Oh wait, they are using a geiger counter to detect "jet fuel" because we all know it is odorless. The petrol pipeline was apparently "city property and a crime" , the cities jet fuel department is gonna be pissed.Best of all, no matter how many times you ask for a lawyer, they just keep grilling you until you forget you need a lawyer and confess. That oughta hold up in court. |
The exact same thing happened near where I live a few years ago. Some guy tied a one end of a long rope around his neck and the other end to a tree. He got in his car and floored it. Hell of a way to commit suicide. On 2nd thought its not really the same thing after all. I've never seen CSI anyway. |
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I take it you've never been cited for being a spectator at a streetrace or cited while on private property? FYI you can and will be charged for being a spectator and the penalties rival that of the actual racers. A maximum 6mo jail term is entirely possible, though not likely. As for the private property part, also based in truth. The airbags and jet fuel part yeah, CSI bullshit. |
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my wife doesnt like for me to watch it with her "because I pick it appart". her sister believes everything thats on the thing. just to get at my wife I'll say "wanna go to vegas , they've got guys with multiple DNA'a ,werewolf syndrome , vampires , etc " then she gets pissed because its her favorite show. I also pick my stuff appart pretty badly as well. like in the big lebowiski , its a bowling ball not a golf ball
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| Yeah those shows are nothing like real life, but hey its entertainment. Most people watching have no idea what the real deal is like, so they can go with it easier. I think it also gets people interested in stuff they probably wouldn't be interested in at all normally. |