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2/4/2007 7:55:34 PM EDT
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2/4/2007 7:57:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Now we are on the big SEX topic
2/4/2007 7:57:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Do the drapes match the curtains?  
2/4/2007 7:57:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Just be yourself.
Remember to always leave them wanting more.
2/4/2007 7:57:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Is she a shemale?

2/4/2007 7:58:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Why you asking here?  As if your mojo wasn't bad enough?!?  
2/4/2007 7:58:59 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Just be yourself.
Remember to always leave them wanting more.


very true..and I am.  so far she seems cool.  will post sitrep
2/4/2007 7:59:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Sure you are, it's probably some fat ass dude in Montana.
2/4/2007 7:59:27 PM EDT
[#8]
anyone got the pic of the fat naked computer guy?
2/4/2007 8:00:28 PM EDT
[#9]
You're probably talking to a cop, lol.
2/4/2007 8:01:07 PM EDT
[#10]
Thats not a hot blonde! Its a man, baby.... Yeah.
2/4/2007 8:01:08 PM EDT
[#11]
Hot blonde on the intarweb huh? Arent they all?


ETA ask if she ever used to piss standing up
2/4/2007 8:01:26 PM EDT
[#12]
2/4/2007 8:02:13 PM EDT
[#13]
LOL!!!!!

I love some of the shit that comes on these boards.  You guys are the best.
Pete
2/4/2007 8:02:25 PM EDT
[#14]
Ask her if she's Cleancut.
2/4/2007 8:03:51 PM EDT
[#15]
what's his Arfcom screen name?
2/4/2007 8:04:18 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Ask her if she's Cleancut.


I have been off and on this site for a while.....who the fuck is cleancut
2/4/2007 8:04:30 PM EDT
[#17]
Is she really only 14?
Maybe you too can be on Dateline!
2/4/2007 8:04:54 PM EDT
[#18]
on the internet, huh?  i'll bet "she" has a dick.
2/4/2007 8:05:48 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Is she really only 14?
Maybe you too can be on Dateline!


23
2/4/2007 8:05:55 PM EDT
[#20]
The last "I met a chick online" thread didn't end so well...
2/4/2007 8:06:17 PM EDT
[#21]
ask her if she likes a dirty sanchez
2/4/2007 8:07:53 PM EDT
[#22]
SITREP:

So far we discussed sex, first date, movies, food, music, living arrangements, sex and now football.  What should I do know?
2/4/2007 8:09:48 PM EDT
[#23]
If you do it with your left hand, it feels like somebody else is doing it.


Just tryin' to be helpful...



2/4/2007 8:10:56 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
If you do it with your left hand, it feels like somebody else is doing it.


Just tryin' to be helpful...




pfffff....way ahead of you my young grasshopper.
2/4/2007 8:12:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Blonde or....





2/4/2007 8:14:23 PM EDT
[#26]
I'm so jealous that you are talking to babes all day on the Interweb....

Not.
2/4/2007 8:14:28 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
....what kind of questions should I ask her to keep the conversation interesting?  Let it fly guys!!!




Pro Tip: You won't get laid online.
2/4/2007 8:17:13 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
....what kind of questions should I ask her to keep the conversation interesting?  Let it fly guys!!!




Pro Tip: You won't get laid online.


Really?  I have a few times.  even had a two girl friends like that.
2/4/2007 8:18:24 PM EDT
[#29]
uh oh.... hold on guys...

2/4/2007 8:18:57 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ask her if she's Cleancut.


I have been off and on this site for a while.....who the fuck is cleancut


He was an infamous Arfcom troll that loved to whip the local horndogs into a frenzy by impersonating hot women.

ETA:  Now that I think about it, if you didn't know about him, why did you assume Cleancut was a person instead of a referance to a shaved coochie.  sniff sniff
2/4/2007 8:19:01 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
uh oh.... hold on guys...



2/4/2007 8:19:48 PM EDT
[#32]
The fact that you posted this question to these guys already says that you're striking out, you're boring and you should get off the computer and join the real life world so you can gain material for the cyber world when you're talking to that 424lb man, named Frank, whom you believe is a hot chick.
2/4/2007 8:21:01 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
The fact that you posted this question to these guys already says that you're striking out, you're boring and you should get off the computer and join the real life world so you can gain material for the cyber world when you're talking to that 424lb man, named Frank, whom you believe is a hot chick.

I'll keep that in mind
2/4/2007 8:21:11 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
uh oh.... hold on guys...





2/4/2007 8:21:55 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
....what kind of questions should I ask her to keep the conversation interesting?  Let it fly guys!!!




Pro Tip: You won't get laid online.


Really?  I have a few times.  even had a two girl friends like that.
i had a co-worker that met a great girl online...  stable, good job, fairly attractive, good personality, etc.  last i heard they were set to be married.


it can happen, but i would approach any girl on the internet with a lot of caution.  personally, i don't think i would ever try to meet someone i met online in real life.
2/4/2007 8:23:28 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
....what kind of questions should I ask her to keep the conversation interesting?  Let it fly guys!!!




Pro Tip: You won't get laid online.


Really?  I have a few times.  even had a two girl friends like that.
i had a co-worker that met a great girl online...  stable, good job, fairly attractive, good personality, etc.  last i heard they were set to be married.


it can happen, but i would approach any girl on the internet with a lot of caution.  personally, i don't think i would ever try to meet someone i met online in real life.


In all seriousness...you are right.  I'm just having a good time with the bro's.
2/4/2007 8:24:49 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
SITREP:

So far we discussed sex, first date, movies, food, music, living arrangements, sex and now football.  What should I do know now?


Put on your Wizard's cap...
2/4/2007 8:25:55 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
SITREP:

So far we discussed sex, first date, movies, food, music, living arrangements, sex and now football.  What should I do know?


Put on your Wizard's cap...

My friend showed me that!!!
2/4/2007 8:26:39 PM EDT
[#39]
What was the "Uh oh" for?

2/4/2007 8:28:27 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
What was the "Uh oh" for?



Do you really want to know
2/4/2007 8:30:00 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What was the "Uh oh" for?



Do you really want to know


Sure.

2/4/2007 8:35:41 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
What was the "Uh oh" for?



Do you really want to know


Sure.



She did say she had a weight issue.....DID being the operative word here
2/4/2007 8:41:41 PM EDT
[#43]
Yeah, I always ask if they'll tell me their breast size and then ask for height.  

If they are packing 36Ds chances are they are hefty unless they are very tall.  Few chicks have fake boobs outside of LA and Miami.

If she says 34 you're good to go. If she says 36 C its ify.

2/4/2007 8:43:50 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
Yeah, I always ask if they'll tell me their breast size and then ask for height.  

If they are packing 36Ds chances are they are hefty unless they are very tall.  Few chicks have fake boobs outside of LA and Miami.

If she says 34 you're good to go. If she says 36 C its ify.



No truer words have been spoken.
2/4/2007 8:44:04 PM EDT
[#45]
Ask her for pics and then post them here.
2/4/2007 8:45:45 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
....what kind of questions should I ask her to keep the conversation interesting?  Let it fly guys!!!




Pro Tip: You won't get laid online.


Really?  I have a few times.  even had a two girl friends like that.


Yeah but how ugly were they on a scale of 9-10

Hot chicks don't waste time looking for guys on the internet

Maybe one or two, but take my pro tip to heart
2/4/2007 8:46:04 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
What was the "Uh oh" for?



Do you really want to know


Sure.



She did say she had a weight issue.....DID being the operative word here


She probably weighed more before she/he/it had its balls surgically removed.
2/4/2007 8:47:07 PM EDT
[#48]
The weigtht issue is the opposite of what I thought.  She is under weight.  She went through the whole modeling psycho phase.  She "says" she is at 117 at 5 foot 4.
2/4/2007 8:48:49 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
....what kind of questions should I ask her to keep the conversation interesting?  Let it fly guys!!!




Pro Tip: You won't get laid online.


Really?  I have a few times.  even had a two girl friends like that.


Yeah but how ugly were they on a scale of 9-10

Hot chicks don't waste time looking for guys on the internet

Maybe one or two, but take my pro tip to heart


In the pic she appears to be a solid 7.
2/4/2007 9:00:18 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
....what kind of questions should I ask her to keep the conversation interesting?  Let it fly guys!!!




Pro Tip: You won't get laid online.


Really?  I have a few times.  even had a two girl friends like that.


Yeah but how ugly were they on a scale of 9-10

Hot chicks don't waste time looking for guys on the internet

Maybe one or two, but take my pro tip to heart


In the pic she appears to be a solid 7.


I'll be the judge of that.
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