Here’s the story I heard about TreeTop’s flaming backpack.
TT was in a not-to-be-mentioned sporting goods store. He was looking at all the shiny new basketball shoes ‘cause he needed a new pair for, you know, when he watches the games on TV.
So, anyway, this old “grandma” comes up to him and says “excuse me, Sonny,.” TT turns around to look at the old lady, and thinks to himself  “man, look at the warheads on this one. [size=3]They’re[/size=3] [size=6]HUGE[/size=6]. I wonder what the snackbox is like.”
The old Lady says, “my, but you’re a strapping young man. Would you mind wearing this backpack so I can see what it looks like on you. You remind me so much of my handsome, young Grandson. This backpack is for him. Tomorrow, he’s going to be 12.” TT says “sure, I loved to” as he thinks to himself “oh yeah, I still got it.”
As the old Lady helps TT put on the backpack, She thinks to herself  “oh, what the hell,” and fondles TT’s buttocks as she “readjusts” the pack on him. TT’s mind is now racing a mile a minute as he’s trying to remember if there is a Bar near by.[sex]
Unbeknownst to our mutual friend, the old Lady stuffed one of her old panties into the pack. I swear, guys, this thing must have been made with at least two yards of fabric. She lights the thing and cinches up the pack. “There,” she says, “it just needs one of those water ‘doodads.’ I’ll be right back.” And off goes the old Lady.
Meanwhile, TT can smell the smoke. He turns around and sees nothing and thinks “that’s weird.”  And he’s waiting and waiting and still smelling smoke and still turning around and thinking how weird it is.
By now, there is visible flame coming out of the pack. Women and small children are running away from him and he thinks to himself “is it hot in here, or is it just me?”
Out of the blue, he’s tackled by Mall Ninja Security, and the fire is smothered. And the old Lady, well she calmly walked out the door with the three new pairs of tube socks she just lifted.
This is the God-awful  truth as I heard it. So, I hope that now you guys understand why TreeTop is reluctant to tell you the story.

TT's backpack caught on fire at an airport bro.

Yep.
[:)]

[b]zoinks[/b]'s version was more interesting. But there was an alternate ending version that has been kept hush-hush.

The Ninja Mall Security guy split with the granny afterwords without his knowledge of her petty theft. Him and TT went to her house and had a "Grandmanage A Trois".

Did you guys know that there are now 13 pages and still no "backpack."
It makes me wonder whether who was right, Jean Paul Sarte or B F Skinner.

Did you guys know that there are now 13 pages and still no "backpack" story.
It makes me wonder whether who was right, Jean Paul Sarte or B F Skinner.

...so, while TREETOP regaling us with his cute little "sinking the boat" story, he's also pulling a Komrade Klinton on us. "I guess it depends on what your definition of 'backpack' is."

Why do I feel as though I am the only person on this board that believes that there is no flaming backpack story?

Am I the only person who's demonstrated they don't really care by NOT posting about it?


...whoops, damn.  There went that.

No actually I remember Treetop posting a little something about it in a thread about airport security.  I looked but couldn't find it.. :(

Smalls

LCpl of Marines

Im glad someone finally posted something, even if it is B.S. At least it was interesting....HeeHee

[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Big%5FBear%2Fbackpack%2Egif[/img]

Here's what it was:



Here's the link:
[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=47478[/url]

Y'know...I think we need a logo...

[img]http://www.lpconnect.com/pb2/ttlogo.jpg[/img]

ROTFLMFAO!!!  I laughed so hard at this I nearly  [puke]