Posted: 1/5/2007 5:45:38 PM EDT
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First off, sorry about the crappy cellphone camera, my real digital is down for a while. I decided to go for the "purist" form of dinner pic too. (no measuring devices or staplers). Well here it is:  The steak is done medium, and seasoned with sea salt, cracked black pepper, garlic powder, and oregano. There is cheddar/broccoli rice as a side, and sauteed onions and mushrooms for a steak topping. Beer: Yuengling (traditional lager; my absolute favorite). The guns are: Beretta M-9 in 9mm Springfield Armory XD-45 compact (4") in .45 acp Charter Arms undercover in .38 spcl So, what do you guys think? -CJ Edit: spelled Beretta wrong lol. |
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Too many guns... You only have TWO hands... I say only ONE gun should be at each place setting. That way a diner can defend his or herself with one hand, while continuing to eat the steak with the other. So -.5 for that My other issue...MUSHROOMS... Don't you know those are grown in SMELLY CAVES  -.5 But WAIT just a second... I see your from NJ..And you have a bottle of the finest beer in Deleware Valley... Yuengling... You have redeemed yourself in my eyes... You regain the point... So...you get a 10. Good Job  |
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The more guns the merrier, regardless of anything else. Ideally the dinner pic includes at least one AR with one pistol, however multiples are encouraged. A single pistol is acceptable given an appropriate setting. The lack of extra ammo or magazines is unacceptable.  No napkin is present.  Firearms are pointing towards you. Steak is a huge plus, the size wins you some bonus points.  Being a noob earns you some slack, because I really should give you a lower score.  The number of firearms earns you some credit as well.  7.0 graded on a curve.  I demand a follow up and expect to see improvement. 
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Unless you are 3 feet wide, none of the guns are pointed at you - don't listen to the fat guys. Besides...no fingers on the triggers so they are just inert objects to keep the table cloth from flappin' in the wind. I would have liked the knife and fork on opposite plate sides, -0.5. Showing vegetables, -1. Springfield XD, +1. Solid 9.5! 
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I know this is blasphemy, I have to admit it  I don't have an AR yet. I know, I know, I'm working on it!
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I didn't think of that one, and usually I'm very prepared for zombies, and quick deployment of weapons in case of zombies! I let my guard down here.
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