[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Girls Night Out (Page 1 of 6)
Posted: 11/29/2006 2:14:31 PM EDT
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alright, so a dream came true - single 18yr old dude *me* gets to cook for a group of single 16-18yr old girls at their girls night out. kinda sucks though that my ipod has been banned from the party. anyways - I NEED RECIPE IDEAS!!!! what say you arfcom? |
No shit. Sounds like they're gonna tell you about all the boys that are mean to them, ask you to help them pick out toenail polish and then ask you lots of questions about your "lifestyle". |
oh cmon! am i the only nice guy here! whats wrong with wanting to cook for them? i like to cook, and they're all great friends.. 50in plasma helps as well. and cmon with the roofies, everyone there is a christian and homeschooled.... well i can out cook you....and no dude, i'm not gay. if i was why would i be cookin for a bunch of good lookin girls? because i like it? hahahaha, nooooo, i do expect something sooner or later down the road. screw a relationship, i'll take dating every single one of them. |
Oh, sthtop that, you bully!  Heth gonna have a good wif tha girlth.
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Haha no poon for you. |
And then after they eat your food they're going to go and hang out with the guys who don't give a shit about cooking them food but will get them drunk. I know, I've been in your shoes before, its hard to break free from the "nice guy" chains that are holding you back. Cooking is ok if you're already romantically involved with a girl/woman, but not before you are. |
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If the group is small, do some filet mignon, asparagus, small red potatos and salad, and something chocolate for desert. You can pan sear it the filet quickly, the meal will look impressive, and you can keep your eye on the pie. If there are a lot of them, cook a pan of Lasagna. I can tell you a fast recipe if the group is big. You can prep it the night before, slam it in the oven, prepare french bread on a flat iron or skillet, and keep your eye on the pie. A group of 20? Cook spaghetti, stew, or chili. Another idea is a fondue fountain and whatever bling crap women and gays dip into it. From the way this thread is going, you will probably already know.......... 
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Congrats on that. But I can out skank you with one ball tied behind my back. I could get one of them to flash some tittays, maybe makeout with each other and at the very least score a blowjob in the back room before they all leave. 
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but what if they dont want a STD? |
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Cooking for girls for a bunch of homeschooled girls? that is queer, and not homosexual queer, just so damn odd that I'm kinda nervous this has got to be one of the wierdest topics.... 
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You will not get shit. Under the ladder theory of relationships you are sticking yourself on the friends rung. And if you follow the theory that swingset has about 98% of women wanting to be unhappy and unstable than the cooking bit reaks of niceness and stability. I too thought that I could woo women using the same nice guy logic as you and it didn't work. All I got was a girl that I loved that cheated on me and treated me like shit. Buy pizza and smuggle in some beer and vodka. Make vodka punch. |
I think you shot that theory down with this....
Unless the term "they're all great friends" means they're wild bisexuals that like to do daisy chains while the chef dude watches. Is that what you meant? |
Thats what I say too. If you had just fallen into the friends ladder with one of them you could screw there friend and be an ass to her, then they would fall for you. But you are "friends" with all of them. The best you will get, if you are very very very lucky, is set up with there butt ass ugly female associate (out side of there normal group for friends) that needs a "nice" guy. |
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Ie. The fat friend........let us know how that goes 
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You have alot to learn about women. The nice guy always finishes last. I got $10.00 says by the end of the night some asshole rolls up in a camaro and swoops your wiminz away. You just gave them a nice meal before they went out and boned the other man. 
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your absolutly correct, there has never been a homeschooled christian girl who has thought about much less had sex, drank alchohol, or used an illegal drug... 
You may get a date with one of them down the road, but do you really think your going to be able to date all of them (even one for that matter) of them after you've gone out with one? |
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Mrs.ffsparky26 says... This seems strange, none of her high school boyfirends would have done this. She says that this is something you do when you are older and have your own place. She also says that if this is not already planned and set in stone she says you should not mentioned it to them. She use to be a 16 year old girl (Shes 23 now) and she said it seems strange. She says that it's fine to hang out but rent a movie. She just keeps saying that the whole thing is "just wierd" This part is from me. Just don't do it, it's not worth doing and nothing good can come from this. |
 See Ron Stoppable.Ask them if they like your apron. Post Pictures........................... OF THEIR MOMS |
All highlighted shit coming from a woman. Dude, you are super duper arent you? |
