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11/18/2006 8:55:43 AM EDT
Hey guys,

I have a ribeye steak that will very soon be my lunch.  The problem is, I have no gas for my grill and I am also out of charcoal.  There is no way I am going to the store, so how should I cook this slab of beef?

Please hurry, I am very hungry.

Thanks
11/18/2006 8:57:19 AM EDT
[#1]
seasoned with a little salt & pepper and pan fried, cowboy style
11/18/2006 8:59:13 AM EDT
[#2]
If your too lazy to go get charcoal or propane, you deserve nothing better than a lunchable.
11/18/2006 9:00:43 AM EDT
[#3]
pan fry
11/18/2006 9:01:08 AM EDT
[#4]
Preheat broiler to high.  Rub ribeye with olive oil, kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper.  Depending on thickness of steak, broil on each side for 7-12 minutes (longer for more well-done).  Remove from oven and allow to rest for about 5 minutes.  Eat.

--VT
11/18/2006 9:02:29 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
seasoned with a little salt & pepper and pan fried, cowboy style


Good work can be done with a skillet, provided it is a cast iron skillet. Charcoal would be my first choice, but if I want a steak and the weather outside is nasty a smoking hot cast iron skillet will get the job done.
11/18/2006 9:02:45 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
If your too lazy to go get charcoal or propane, you deserve nothing better than a lunchable.


That brings up another problem.  The fridge is quite sparce aside from the steak and some veggies.  So I have very few lunch options, and lunchables are not one of them.
11/18/2006 9:16:48 AM EDT
[#7]
slice it thin or chunk it up with onion, bell pepper and tomatoes.
sauté over medium heat and serve on pasta.
11/18/2006 9:18:37 AM EDT
[#8]
Pan fried in a cast iron skillet with butter and onions.
11/18/2006 9:20:16 AM EDT
[#9]
I have made steaks in an oven with the broiler part. If you have a gas stove you can get a pretty damn good steak out of it if you put some work into it. In an electric oven you may not get the same results...but if you get the thing cranked up to the hottest possible temp and get the steaks right up to the heat, you can sear them quickly and get a decent meal out of it.

Why not go outside and gather some fallen branches and make a wood fire?
Surely you can find something to burn.

I vote for a wood fire before cooking it inside.
11/18/2006 9:42:44 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

I vote for a wood fire before cooking it inside.


i agree ^

a desperate second would be a foreman grill that you let heat up for 10 mins while closed, then quickly open and throw it on and close with pressure to sear, then let it cook for 4 to 6 mins depending on thickness. then un plug it and let it cook closed till you are happy
11/18/2006 9:59:55 AM EDT
[#11]
Damn pilgrims, can't cook a good chunk of beef without propane or processed sawdust and coal (ingredients of charcoal). Use wood man, and if you can't start a wood fire hand in all your man points now.
11/18/2006 10:07:02 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
slice it thin or chunk it up with onion, bell pepper and tomatoes.
sauté over medium heat and serve on pasta.


Damn, good idea.  Makes the bacon, eggs, and toast I just had seem like dogshit.
11/18/2006 10:09:58 AM EDT
[#13]
Ya I'd cut it up into thinner strips and cook it.
You could make ribeye steak taco's or make a brunch type meal.

You can always pan fry it to give it some character on the outside and then just bake it in a 350 degree over for like 30-40 minutes also.

A straight pan fry works as well but can get pretty damn messy with all that fat on a ribeye.
11/18/2006 10:10:53 AM EDT
[#14]
888-867-PAPA
11/18/2006 10:24:14 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Ya I'd cut it up into thinner strips and cook it.
You could make ribeye steak taco's or make a brunch type meal.

You can always pan fry it to give it some character on the outside and then just bake it in a 350 degree over for like 30-40 minutes also.
A straight pan fry works as well but can get pretty damn messy with all that fat on a ribeye.


Dude thats not steak, thats roast beef

Cast iron skillet on the highest heat level. Let it get hot for at least 5 minutes or so.
Spray the steak on both sides with olive oil cooking spray. Black pepper, kosher salt. About 3 minutes or so on each side, only flip it once. Let it rest for a couple of minutes, enjoy.
11/18/2006 10:32:33 AM EDT
[#16]
Tartar  
11/18/2006 11:46:35 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Tartar  


Yup,

Just ate the fucker raw with some horseradish and it was good.

By the way, I have no problem making a fire so I will keep the man card thanks.
11/18/2006 11:52:06 AM EDT
[#18]
It's a RibEye! Don't screw it up, save it for when you're ready to do it right.

11/18/2006 12:04:06 PM EDT
[#19]
no fire   no cook
11/18/2006 12:08:03 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Tartar  


Yup,

Just ate the fucker raw with some horseradish and it was good.

By the way, I have no problem making a fire so I will keep the man card thanks.


Iiii....


Just threw up in my mouth a little.  
11/18/2006 2:26:35 PM EDT
[#21]
I have never witnessed so much outright blasphemy in a thread .
11/18/2006 2:39:46 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I have never witnessed so much outright blasphemy in a thread .
I think it's archived by now, but the WORST cooking suggestion I've seen on AR15.com (or ANYWHERE) is boiling ribs.
11/18/2006 2:47:43 PM EDT
[#23]
With no charcoal or wood, use a cast iron skillet.

Preheat your oven to 500 degrees.  Rub the steak with a HIGH SMOKE POINT oil (canola works good), season with salt and pepper on both sides.  Get a cast iron skillet BLAZING hot (over the highest heat you can muster), and toss the steak in there.  Leave it sit for like a minute to a minute and a half.  Turn it over (no poking), sear for another minute to minute and a half.  Stick the whole damn thing in the oven for around 6-7 minutes.  Remove it, set on a plate to rest for 10 minutes, then eat it.  It'll be rare, but seared with a nice crust on the outside and DAMN tasty.

It's my third-favorite way to cook a steak.  First being a mesquite fire, second being a charcoal fire.
11/18/2006 2:55:11 PM EDT
[#24]
Alton Brown/Good Eats had a show on it.  Brown and bake.  
11/18/2006 3:22:55 PM EDT
[#25]
Why don't you just throw it on your George Forman grill, then at least you'll have a good story to go along with your ruined steak.
11/19/2006 8:39:01 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Tartar  


Yup,

Just ate the fucker raw with some horseradish and it was good.

By the way, I have no problem making a fire so I will keep the man card thanks.


Iiii....


Just threw up in my mouth a little.  



I'm just kidding.  I held off on the steak and ate some ramen.  I will eat the steak after the Pats kick ass today.  Picked up some charcoal this morning.
11/19/2006 8:49:08 AM EDT
[#27]
If you had some beef broth,
boil the broth,
cut the ribeye 1/4 thick
then do it shaboo shaboo style.
put the beef on a skewer, boil the meat for about 2 min
eat and repete

enjoy

11/19/2006 9:07:22 AM EDT
[#28]
if you had some good veggies you could make a stir fry kinda thing. bachelor chow, what ever is in the fridge throw together. or ghetto stir fry, whatever you wanna call it. besides its not like beef is endangered.
11/19/2006 1:28:46 PM EDT
[#29]
After snowmobiling into a remote cabin, only to find our propane bottle was empty I once cooked a fine new york strip using garlic salts, butter, and a pan to fry them in.

It was good, but a far far cry from open flame
11/20/2006 12:25:44 AM EDT
[#30]
eat it raw .....

followed by a glass of everclear...

followed by a lit firecracker...



dont try this at home your milage may vary
various words typed really small
11/20/2006 12:33:25 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
With no charcoal or wood, use a cast iron skillet.

Preheat your oven to 500 degrees.  Rub the steak with a HIGH SMOKE POINT oil (canola works good), season with salt and pepper on both sides.  Get a cast iron skillet BLAZING hot (over the highest heat you can muster), and toss the steak in there.  Leave it sit for like a minute to a minute and a half.  Turn it over (no poking), sear for another minute to minute and a half.  Stick the whole damn thing in the oven for around 6-7 minutes.  Remove it, set on a plate to rest for 10 minutes, then eat it.  It'll be rare, but seared with a nice crust on the outside and DAMN tasty.

It's my third-favorite way to cook a steak.  First being a mesquite fire, second being a charcoal fire.


+ INFINITY

This is how I cook my steaks when I don't have mesquite for the CharGriller.  I have received MANY compliments on them.
11/20/2006 1:01:09 AM EDT
[#32]
Man Rule, Chapter: 17 cooking meat.

Any man that places animal flesh within the confines of an oven with heat shall be making a roast, or he shall be charged with abuse to animal flesh.
11/20/2006 1:03:44 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Man Rule, Chapter: 17 cooking meat.

Any man that places animal flesh within the confines of an oven with heat shall be making a roast, or he shall be charged with abuse to animal flesh.

But, Top!  There's plenty of high flames on the TOP of the oven to get it started!

Sometimes, the mesquite or QUALITY charcoal isn't available...
11/20/2006 1:10:44 AM EDT
[#34]

keep a cast iron grill pan handy to grill on the range.
11/20/2006 2:40:21 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Man Rule, Chapter: 17 cooking meat.

Any man that places animal flesh within the confines of an oven with heat shall be making a roast, or he shall be charged with abuse to animal flesh.

But, Top!  There's plenty of high flames on the TOP of the oven to get it started!

Sometimes, the mesquite or QUALITY charcoal isn't available...


I am not the Judge but the messenger, since said violation occurred have you made
self-punishment to the Man Gods by cooking red meat on real wood allowing the smoke from the flesh to rise up and please the Man Gods.

As it is written, so it shall be done.
11/20/2006 10:45:10 PM EDT
[#36]
Aye, aye, First Sergeant!  I have MANY times offered charred animal flesh to the man-gods, over the Holy Mesquite.  I have also barbecued the blessed ribs and briskets for many hours, letting only the cleansing smoke cook them until they were at last acceptable to the man-gods.

Use of the secular flames of natural gas, or the unholy electric heat of the Jenn-Aire indoor grill were used only when the Holy Mesquite or Somewhat Spiritual Charcoal were not available...

I have also said many Hail Ditkas ("DA COACH!")
11/20/2006 10:50:49 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Alton Brown/Good Eats had a show on it.  Brown and bake.  


I like Altons pan fried steak, along with the wiskey de-glaze.

That was his first or second episode IIRC. Hes on season 10 now.
11/20/2006 10:56:34 PM EDT
[#38]
I just had the best damn ribeye made by a friend who works at a high end steak house. Pan fryed with salt, italian seasoning and garlic. Perfect medium rare with vegetables cooked with some alcohol. I would pay that man to cook for me every night. Sorry no notes as to how hed did it. Just remember high heat and flip only once
11/20/2006 11:00:01 PM EDT
[#39]

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I just had the best damn ribeye made by a friend who works at a high end steak house. Pan fryed with salt, italian seasoning and garlic. Perfect medium rare with vegetables cooked with some alcohol. I would pay that man to cook for me every night. Sorry no notes as to how hed did it. Just remember high heat and flip only once


Sounds Like the Alton recipe. www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_99,00.html?rsrc=search

I like this one too: www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_32817,00.html?rsrc=search

11/20/2006 11:04:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Great, now I'm hungrier than shit.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

11/20/2006 11:05:37 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
Great, now I'm hungrier than shit.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.



no shit...no steaks in the house either. I'll be right back, gotta go kill a cow.
11/20/2006 11:09:53 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Great, now I'm hungrier than shit.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.



no shit...no steaks in the house either. I'll be right back, gotta go kill a cow.

Oh yeah?  I've got you guys beat:  I have to wait another 2 and a half hours until the chow hall opens, and get wonderful KBR/Halliburton-supplied Army chow, cooked by Albanian Muslim Kosovars.  To give you a hint:  2 years ago for Thanksgiving at Camp Monteith, the menu called for "sweet potatoes".  One of the wonderful LN (Local National) staff decided that meant take regular potatoes and add SUGAR.
11/20/2006 11:14:11 PM EDT
[#43]

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Great, now I'm hungrier than shit.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.



no shit...no steaks in the house either. I'll be right back, gotta go kill a cow.

Oh yeah?  I've got you guys beat:  I have to wait another 2 and a half hours until the chow hall opens, and get wonderful KBR/Halliburton-supplied Army chow, cooked by Albanian Muslim Kosovars.  To give you a hint:  2 years ago for Thanksgiving at Camp Monteith, the menu called for "sweet potatoes".  One of the wonderful LN (Local National) staff decided that meant take regular potatoes and add SUGAR.


thank you for your service



.....  sorry man, that sucks. If you are ever in Pullman, WA i'll cook you a nice steak.
11/21/2006 12:22:11 AM EDT
[#44]

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Great, now I'm hungrier than shit.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.



no shit...no steaks in the house either. I'll be right back, gotta go kill a cow.

Oh yeah?  I've got you guys beat:  I have to wait another 2 and a half hours until the chow hall opens, and get wonderful KBR/Halliburton-supplied Army chow, cooked by Albanian Muslim Kosovars.  To give you a hint:  2 years ago for Thanksgiving at Camp Monteith, the menu called for "sweet potatoes".  One of the wonderful LN (Local National) staff decided that meant take regular potatoes and add SUGAR.


thank you for your service



.....  sorry man, that sucks. If you are ever in Pullman, WA i'll cook you a nice steak.


Did you ever post the completed photos of your out door Temple that you built?

The thing was a work of art!
11/21/2006 12:28:51 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Aye, aye, First Sergeant!  I have MANY times offered charred animal flesh to the man-gods, over the Holy Mesquite.  I have also barbecued the blessed ribs and briskets for many hours, letting only the cleansing smoke cook them until they were at last acceptable to the man-gods.

Use of the secular flames of natural gas, or the unholy electric heat of the Jenn-Aire indoor grill were used only when the Holy Mesquite or Somewhat Spiritual Charcoal were not available...

I have also said many Hail Ditkas ("DA COACH!")


Bless you Brother,

All is well; I have had to ask forgiveness myself a few times and always looked over my shoulders until the sacrifice. A sin on gas

Ribeyes on the 4th of July



Just a few of the steaks



Brother in laws grill



My reward for cooking

11/21/2006 1:12:43 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
Preheat broiler to high.  Rub ribeye with olive oil, kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper.  Depending on thickness of steak, broil on each side for 7-12 minutes (longer for more well-done).  Remove from oven and allow to rest for about 5 minutes.  Eat.

--VT


+1
11/21/2006 1:44:05 AM EDT
[#47]
Forget the broiler, If you cant grill it then pan fry it in the basic spices (salt & pepper).  Nothing better than a good pan fried steak!  If you dont have a well seasoned iron skillet then I suggest the basic non-stick pan.  Since it's Ribeye dont bother with oiling the pan much.


11/21/2006 2:32:38 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

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Tartar  


Yup,

Just ate the fucker raw with some horseradish and it was good.

By the way, I have no problem making a fire so I will keep the man card thanks.


Iiii....


Just threw up in my mouth a little.  


Nope..

Thats a real man...

He don't need a damned fire! He ate that sucker RAW...


Joh Wayne would be proud


ETA...oops...sorry..

Guy ran out and got some charcoal...

Hope you at least cooked it rare....

That would please the Man Gods

11/21/2006 10:53:29 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Did you ever post the completed photos of your out door Temple that you built?

The thing was a work of art!


this is the newest pic I got. Its got some more work done on it, like the arch is completed now.