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9/19/2006 1:30:27 PM EDT
For the past few days I have had explosive diaherra, 95% liquid, and it's not going away. My lower stomach has become painful and very uncomfortable.

I've never taken one before, but I was thinking about taking a laxative. Will taking one even help, or will it just make me shoot out more waterfalls? Any suggestions on which one I should get from the store?

9/19/2006 1:31:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Pabst Blue Ribbon

"Pabst today, poops tomorrow"

9/19/2006 1:31:58 PM EDT
[#2]
A laxative would be exactly the wrong thing to take.

Try Imodium AD.  I like the chewable tablets.



Drink plenty of fluids.
9/19/2006 1:32:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Castor oil aka the Facist Medicine
9/19/2006 1:32:43 PM EDT
[#4]
White Castle
9/19/2006 1:32:45 PM EDT
[#5]
why would you want to take a laxative?
9/19/2006 1:33:12 PM EDT
[#6]
If you've already got diarrhea, the last thing you need is a laxative.

Seriously.

The theory that the laxative will make you get rid of whatever you've got is seriously flawed. You need to push the fluids, and eat plain yogurt. Take a couple Immodium AD every now and then, and you'll be squared-awy in a day or so.
9/19/2006 1:34:01 PM EDT
[#7]
triple cheese pizza and lots of breadsticks.
9/19/2006 1:34:44 PM EDT
[#8]
In addition to Imodium, pick up your roughage intake (salads etc.) and drink plenty of water.  You need the water because diahrera dehydrates you.  Also a multivitimin wouldn't be bad since you are also being leached.  

Tj
9/19/2006 1:35:10 PM EDT
[#9]
Thanks guys. I sure am glad I posted this thread now. I almost just went and bought some laxatives. Imodium AD it is.
9/19/2006 1:35:25 PM EDT
[#10]
Magnesium sulfate (epsom salt)

Tastes really nasty, but it works.  Makes your stool smell like rotten eggs too.
9/19/2006 1:35:57 PM EDT
[#11]
You got to be shittin'
9/19/2006 1:36:13 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Magnesium sulfate (epsom salt)

Tastes really nasty, but it works.  Makes your stool smell like rotten eggs too.
So you're the guy ...
9/19/2006 1:36:56 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
You got to be shittin'





that's the best line today!
9/19/2006 1:37:11 PM EDT
[#14]
Cheese.

Eat lots of cheese.  


9/19/2006 5:02:02 PM EDT
[#15]
So I got a box of Imodium AD Advanced and took two pills with water. I have not had a stool since and I my stomach still hurts.

I feel like I need to go but can't.

Took the pills over two hours ago.
9/19/2006 5:03:26 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
So I got a box of Imodium AD Advanced and took two pills with water. I have not had a stool since and I my stomach still hurts.

I feel like I need to go but can't.

Took the pills over two hours ago.


oh teh noes!
9/19/2006 5:04:02 PM EDT
[#17]
How much spinnach did you eat?
9/19/2006 5:06:05 PM EDT
[#18]
You feel like you need to go because your stomach is cramping because you're dehydrated. Drink more water. Drink at least 1 liter per hour, preferably more. Drink Gatorade if you have it. You are dehydrated and need fluids. If your gut is still cramped in the morning, see a doctor.
9/19/2006 5:07:01 PM EDT
[#19]
Make sure you drink alot of water. I was at work one day with severe diarrhea. I was to thick headed to tell them i had to go home. I ended up with the worst cramps. As in fetal position,cant move cramps.
9/19/2006 5:07:11 PM EDT
[#20]
Fleet.
9/19/2006 5:09:46 PM EDT
[#21]
Just intake more fiber.

Eat a huge bowl of black beans and enjoy the aroma.
9/19/2006 5:10:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Eat lots of peanuts and corn.  If you have the shits, you might as well have fun with it.
9/19/2006 5:10:52 PM EDT
[#23]
She's wants your dick






That should be enough to scare the shit outa anybody
9/19/2006 5:11:17 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
You feel like you need to go because your stomach is cramping because you're dehydrated. Drink more water. Drink at least 1 liter per hour, preferably more. Drink Gatorade if you have it. You are dehydrated and need fluids. If your gut is still cramped in the morning, see a doctor.


Indeed!
Water or Gatorade
9/19/2006 5:11:34 PM EDT
[#25]
Do not take a laxative just drink lots of fluids.
9/19/2006 5:12:55 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
A laxative would be exactly the wrong thing to take.

Try Imodium AD.  I like the chewable tablets.

images.amazon.com/images/P/B000052WUR.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Drink plenty of fluids.


STFU man!  If he wants to take a laxitive, then let him take a laxitive!  That would make for some very funny followup posts!
9/19/2006 5:13:18 PM EDT
[#27]
height=8
Quoted:
Indeed!
Water or Gatorade


Purple gatorade, so you spew all shades of green.
9/19/2006 5:17:55 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
STFU man!  If he wants to take a laxitive, then let him take a laxitive!  That would make for some very funny followup posts!
Yeah! Just look up "prolapsed rectum" for HILARIOUS pics!

9/19/2006 5:20:15 PM EDT
[#29]
height=8
Quoted:
height=8
Quoted:
STFU man!  If he wants to take a laxitive, then let him take a laxitive!hat
Yeah! Just look up "prolapsed rectum" for HILARIOUS pics!

Prolapsed Rectum on Google Images with safesearch disabled produced some genuinely funny pics.  Thanks for the tip.
9/19/2006 6:31:41 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You feel like you need to go because your stomach is cramping because you're dehydrated. Drink more water. Drink at least 1 liter per hour, preferably more. Drink Gatorade if you have it. You are dehydrated and need fluids. If your gut is still cramped in the morning, see a doctor.


Indeed!
Water or Gatorade



+1
9/19/2006 6:34:48 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
A laxative would be exactly the wrong thing to take.

Try Imodium AD.  I like the chewable tablets.

images.amazon.com/images/P/B000052WUR.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Drink plenty of fluids.


Works like a charm for me.  Had Montezuma's revenge twice, and this stopped it in its tracks, which is saying something.
9/19/2006 7:21:09 PM EDT
[#32]
1/2 a teaspoon of Ebson Salt and it's "Katy bar the Door!"

9/19/2006 7:25:32 PM EDT
[#33]
Organic Spinach.  Don't cook it, eat it right from the bag.
Never ceases to amaze me with morons asking medical advice on a gun board.
9/19/2006 7:29:36 PM EDT
[#34]
I have been drinking a lot of water and my stomach is still killing me. It's painful to even just lean forward.

Still haven't passed anything yet......
9/19/2006 7:30:35 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
I have been drinking a lot of water and my stomach is still killing me. It's painful to even just lean forward.

Still haven't passed anything yet......


Immodium is your friend.  Trust me.
9/19/2006 7:31:13 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have been drinking a lot of water and my stomach is still killing me. It's painful to even just lean forward.

Still haven't passed anything yet......


Immodium is your friend.  Trust me.


Should I take more?

I've been thinking about drinking a beer to hopefully induce the beer shits but that would dehydrate me even more.
9/19/2006 7:31:15 PM EDT
[#37]
pumpkin
9/19/2006 7:34:46 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have been drinking a lot of water and my stomach is still killing me. It's painful to even just lean forward.

Still haven't passed anything yet......


Immodium is your friend.  Trust me.


Should I take more?

I've been thinking about drinking a beer to hopefully induce the beer shits but that would dehydrate me even more.


It takes several hours to work.  Give it some time.
9/19/2006 7:37:38 PM EDT
[#39]
no pics..please.
9/19/2006 8:12:38 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
White Castle

Take this advice, and the PBR advice, toss in some Taco Hell, and youll be doin it A.S.A.P.!!

Edited for spelling!! DOH!!
9/19/2006 8:19:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Spinach



Yeah! Just look up "prolapsed rectum" for HILARIOUS pics!


try "prolapsed uterus" for some real fun!
9/19/2006 8:26:01 PM EDT
[#42]
Sounds like you are going to die..........better send me your guns...
9/19/2006 8:32:41 PM EDT
[#43]
Explosive diareha and you want to take a laxative...

Well OK then

Seriously...laxatives are for CONSTIPATION...IE A LOGJAM

What are you eating?

Avoid stuff like eating lots of fruit...lots of candy...Ice cream..Soda...

Too much sugar is your enemy...

Drink water...and eat good food... like meat. potatoes, veggies...avoid spicy stuff with lots of hotsauce and BBQ sauce...no wings at Hooters for a few days.


Not a doctor...but I find that if I do this...the problem goes away.

I love hot and spicy foods...but good Lord...they do a number on my gut...a plate of wings goes in one hole and out the other in short order...ditto for stuff with BBQ sauce.
If I go on a junk food binge, I pay for it...

I make a conscious effort to watch what I eat...especially when a shitter is going to be out of reach for most of the day.


Pink Bisthmus (Pepto Bismol tablets) is your friend in a pinch..two of those usually does the trick for me...

Never tried Immodium...suspect it works as good.
9/19/2006 9:11:32 PM EDT
[#44]
Been there, done that as they say.  Try 6 months of "how far to the nearest toilet" and 3 pit stop commutes (i only live 20 - 30 minutes from work)  I was going 7 - 10 times a day and feeling like I was about to explode 24 hours a day it seemed.  I found that finally doing chronic Immodium therapy AND using Insoluble fiber pills (Fibercon or generic) have helped.  The INSOLUBLE fiber will not ferment so no gas.  When you are running like a faucet the fiber provides some bulk and slows it down even though it is labeled as a laxitive.  I did not believe my GI at first, but it IS working.  I also cut out all caffeine and eat a meat and cheese/south beach/atkins type diet along with Activa brand Yogurt (these changes helped as I used to eat a more 'healthy' diet that ran through me like Carl Lewis).  This was the plan of last resort as i'd tried almost everthing else and have been miserable for months.  Much better now.

Good luck
9/19/2006 9:14:16 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Magnesium sulfate (epsom salt)

Tastes really nasty, but it works.  Makes your stool smell like rotten eggs too.


I use epson salt but it gives you explosive diarreah and butt pee.

To stop the liquid shits, try Imodium or Kaopectate.
9/19/2006 9:23:53 PM EDT
[#46]
9/19/2006 9:30:54 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
www.medwayblock.com/store/productpictures/QuikreteConcMix.jpg


OK, now you've done it.



Linky
9/19/2006 9:40:30 PM EDT
[#48]
The Dixie Chicks or maybe
this will do it




If that doesn't scare the shit right out of you, then nothing will........


9/19/2006 9:59:58 PM EDT
[#49]
Maybe you should go see your doctor.  Explosive diarrhea and abdominal cramping could be C-difficile toxin, which in all likelihood will not go away on its own.
9/19/2006 10:01:27 PM EDT
[#50]
Could he have an E Coli infection?
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