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9/11/2006 4:16:02 AM EDT
My wife & I have been invited to a Jewish wedding.


I know little of Jewish traditions. What do I need to know so as not to embarass the Mrs. and offend our freinds?  


And most impoartantly, what gun is the most appropriate to wear for the festivities?
9/11/2006 4:17:29 AM EDT
[#1]
I'd say an Uzi.
9/11/2006 4:18:01 AM EDT
[#2]
micro UZI
9/11/2006 4:22:30 AM EDT
[#3]
For sure an uzi
9/11/2006 4:23:17 AM EDT
[#4]
desert eagle, oy!

9/11/2006 4:25:04 AM EDT
[#5]
A friend once told me that if you give a gift of money it's good luck to make it an odd ammount.  I remember that, because he got a gift of $11 from a Jewish friend at his wedding and he was insulted.  Years later he found out that it was symbolic...

As for the gun, I'd say anything other than a Walther...
9/11/2006 4:27:22 AM EDT
[#6]
A friend once told me that if you give a gift of money it's good luck to make it an odd ammount.  I remember that, because he got a gift of $11 from a Jewish friend at his wedding and he was insulted.  Years later he found out that it was symbolic...

As for the gun, I'd say anything other than a Walther...
9/11/2006 4:46:50 AM EDT
[#7]
Galil.
9/11/2006 4:54:17 AM EDT
[#8]
They'll get married under a little tent called a "Chupa" (sp?)..I helped hold the Chupa for a friend once..It was an outdoor wedding and it was so friggin hot that's all I remeber..
9/11/2006 4:55:34 AM EDT
[#9]
You don't need to know anything specific.  Jewish weddings are a lot like Christian weddings.  There's a ceremony, reception, food, drink, dancing, etc.  There will probably be a prayer over the bread and wine at the beginning of the ceremony.  Depending on whether or not the bread ia already on the table, you might want to wait until after those blessing to dig in.  Other than that, just remember to say Mazel Tov to the bride and groom.
9/11/2006 5:06:58 AM EDT
[#10]
Make sure you're carrying in a Fobus holster.

9/11/2006 9:34:12 AM EDT
[#11]
I'm not jewish but I've been to a couple.  Most of my experience are deep catholic weddings.

I found the jewish weddings to be slightly more relaxed.  The Rabbi can even make a little joke here and there and no lightning will strike him down.

Slightly less somber than a traditional catholic mass/wedding.  (more enjoyable imho)
9/11/2006 9:48:20 AM EDT
[#12]
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...As for the gun, I'd say anything other than a Walther...

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9/11/2006 10:04:29 AM EDT
[#13]
Just remember the Christians Baby blood is served After the Cantor sings the second song.
Bring a goat and two pidgeons but DONT ask what they are for.
Oh and every man gets a Yamaha before the ceremony starts.


Dude Relax, they are Jews NOT martians.
9/11/2006 10:12:50 AM EDT
[#14]

Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
... What do I need to know so as not to embarass the Mrs. and offend our freinds?...


First, I would recommend not shouting out something like "Calling all Jews!!!!"



As for the gun, a Jericho 9mm IMHO.
9/11/2006 10:18:48 AM EDT
[#15]
Just remember that the skull cap or "yarmulke" is only worn by men. At a friends wedding a long time ago, there was a pretty funny instance of a woman trying to put one on, she just didn't know.