How hardcore are YOU? > General Discussion

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:14:30 AM EDT

I am so hardcore, I mix in dummy rounds in with my carry ammo before leaving each day.

...And you?

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:15:41 AM EDT

[#1]

Im H to the Hizzy A to the Azziy C to the Crappy O to the Ozzy R to the rizzy E to the easy

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:15:58 AM EDT

[#2]

I wear MARPAT man panties

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:16:54 AM EDT

[#3]

When I got big enough to kill a man with my bare hands, I went to the Chief to turn in my duty weapon. He told me that regulations require me to carry one.

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:17:05 AM EDT

[#4]

I fine tune my guns to jam with live ammo so I can pratice clearing them.

Beat that!

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:18:22 AM EDT

[#5]

I am so hard core, I fast rope with no gloves and I wear flip flops on my feet.

I am hard core.

I use Tannerite as mouthwash.

I am hard core.

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:19:32 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I am so hard core, I fast rope with no gloves and I wear flip flops on my feet.

I am hard core.

I use Tannerite as mouthwash.

I am hard core.

But you DO use a rope

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:19:46 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Im H to the Hizzy A to the Azziy C to the Crappy O to the Ozzy R to the rizzy E to the easy

You're so hardcore you dropped the letter 'D' from your alphabet! Awesome!

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:19:51 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Im H to the Hizzy A to the Azziy C to the Crappy O to the Ozzy R to the rizzy E to the easy

That spells HACORE...

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:20:53 AM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:21:25 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Im H to the Hizzy A to the Azziy C to the Crappy O to the Ozzy R to the rizzy E to the easy

That spells HACORE...

He's so hardcore, the rules of spelling don't apply to him.

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:22:44 AM EDT

[#11]

I'm so HARDCORE when I say "Shit" Chuck Norris asks "What Color"?

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:22:57 AM EDT

[#12]

IBBMHCTCN

In Before Being More Hard Core Than Chuck Norris....

You know those losers are coming.

ETA: Crap wave beat me to it.

But not the loser below me.

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:23:18 AM EDT

[#13]

I'm so hardcore I can kill Chuck Norris.

I'm so hardcore that I apply head-on directly to my head.

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:23:34 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
IBBMHCTCN

In Before Being More Hard Core Than Chuck Norris....

You know those losers are coming.

Crap wave beat me to it.

To late lol look above hahaha

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:23:56 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
IBBMHCTCN

In Before Being More Hard Core Than Chuck Norris....

You know those losers are coming.

Crap wave beat me to it.

CRAP!

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:23:56 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I'm so hardcore I can kill Chuck Norris.

On que.

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:24:13 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I am so hard core, I fast rope with no gloves and I wear flip flops on my feet.

Feet? You have feet?

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:24:42 AM EDT

[#18]

So hardcore I wear jeans and flip-flops to church

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:25:05 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I'm so HARDCORE when I say "Shit" Chuck Norris asks "What Color"?

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:25:14 AM EDT

[#20]

I am so hardcore I snort smokeless powder AND blackpowder!

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:28:18 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
So hardcore I wear jeans and flip-flops to church

Thats what I wore last week to church...

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:29:04 AM EDT

[#22]

Man..this thread brings back some old memories, when I was in the grunts...we used to have a fake Marine named Buddy Revel.

He could do it all!

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:38:17 AM EDT

[#23]

I don't go to no stinkin church, Chuck Norris brings god to me!
http://i4.tinypic.com/4deqcll.jpg

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:42:05 AM EDT

[#24]

I'm so hardcore I gargle with nitro.

My momma so hardcore she douches with napalm.

I'm so hardcore I go into battle wearing only a MARPAT loin cloth.

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:44:23 AM EDT

[#25]

i'm softcore

Posted: 9/5/2006 6:45:53 AM EDT

[#26]

I'm so hardcore I have to scour my skin with sand to remove the blood of my fallen enemies.

ETA:

I'm so hardcore that all your page two are belong to us.

Posted: 9/5/2006 7:54:28 AM EDT

[#27]

I’m so hardcore I volunteered to hold the targets next week.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:06:49 AM EDT

[#28]

I sometime carry a Glock without body armor.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:10:54 AM EDT

[#29]

i once killed a appossom

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:12:28 AM EDT

[#30]

I'm so hardcore, I once hurt TWO people's feelings.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:13:20 AM EDT

[#31]

I'm so hardcore that I blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:15:16 AM EDT

[#32]

I'm so hardcore, I gave Chuck Norris Man Lessons!

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:15:45 AM EDT

[#33]

I'm so hardcore, one time, I let a zit go away naturally ...

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:15:54 AM EDT

[#34]

I'm so hardcore when I skydive the planet comes up to me.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:16:33 AM EDT

[#35]

I know a guy who puts his cigarettes out with his bare feet. Seriously.

But he's kind of a pansy otherwise.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:23:33 AM EDT

[#36]

I'm so hardcore, I once sent a harshley worded letter to the phone company.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:24:30 AM EDT

[#37]

Hell. just this morning I got up at 4 AM and went on a nice long run wearing nothing but a Flak jacket and shower shoes, while holding a M2 .50 cal at high port arms the whole way!

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:26:43 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I'm so hardcore I gargle with nitro.

My momma so hardcore she douches with napalm.

I'm so hardcore I go into battle wearing only a MARPAT loin cloth.

I always thought that guy was a little weird. Now I know why...

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:38:25 AM EDT

[#39]

I'm so hardcore all your women dream of me.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:46:22 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
I don't go to no stinkin church, Chuck Norris brings god to me!
i4.tinypic.com/4deqcll.jpg

yeah....but your wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:47:29 AM EDT

[#41]

I am so hard core, sting ray's barbs bounce off of my chest.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:49:03 AM EDT

[#42]

I'm so hardcore I can take two up the....

What are we talking about here?

Av.

Posted: 9/5/2006 8:55:45 AM EDT

[#43]

I can take a full power shot from anyone on this board!!!
Anyone!

That is hardcore!

Posted: 9/5/2006 9:00:10 AM EDT

[#44]

I'm so hardcore, I masterbate to a picture of Janet Reno!

Posted: 9/5/2006 9:04:20 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
I'm so hardcore I gargle with nitro.

My momma so hardcore she douches with napalm.

I'm so hardcore I go into battle wearing only a MARPAT loin cloth.

Posted: 9/5/2006 9:12:39 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
I'm so hardcore, I masterbate to a picture of Janet Reno!

I'm so hardcore, I'm scouring my eyeballs with comet to get that mental image out of my head

Posted: 9/5/2006 9:14:55 AM EDT

[#47]

I'm so hardcore, I'm still married.

Posted: 9/5/2006 9:18:14 AM EDT

[#48]

I'm the quiet type.

Posted: 9/5/2006 9:22:26 AM EDT

[#49]

I strike matches on my sack.

Posted: 9/5/2006 12:06:06 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm so hardcore I gargle with nitro.

My momma so hardcore she douches with napalm.

I'm so hardcore I go into battle wearing only a MARPAT loin cloth.

I always thought that guy was a little weird. Now I know why...

Princess, you have no idea...

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