Posted: 8/22/2006 11:40:20 AM EDT
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To my Arfcom associates: Just to give you the heads up that I am seriously considering completing the following document and keeping it with my important documents. I'll keep you posted. Subject: New living will form New Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body; do not Wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no Circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who Couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or Lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable Amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: _____Glass of wine/Beer _____Margarita _____Martini _____Steak and baked potato _____Chicken fried steak and cream gravy _____Mexican food _____Hamburger and fries _____Pizza _____The remote control _____Bowl of ice cream _____Double Espresso _____Chocolate _____Sex It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a Determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and Attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Rick |