Walmart Sells Level IIIA Body Armor. > General Discussion

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:00:47 PM EDT

Picked up a few. Took the advice from some locals and got me one of dem's new teflon vests, herd tay stops everything.

Even got my doggy covered.

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:02:34 PM EDT

[#1]

Damn III A Teflon

wicked

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:05:48 PM EDT

[#2]

you're now ready to fight through the streets of monrovia!

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:06:28 PM EDT

[#3]

LOL

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:06:42 PM EDT

[#4]

NICE.

I am mad jealous yo.

But you dont have a Deagle wiff Beeams dog!

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:07:46 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
you're now ready to fight through the streets of monrovia!

Or NO, in case of another hurricane.

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:07:54 PM EDT

[#6]

Classic.

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:08:26 PM EDT

[#7]

I gotta get me one of these!

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:08:55 PM EDT

[#8]

If nothing else, it'll save you from a tragic boating accident.

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:09:34 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:11:12 PM EDT

[#10]

Too f-in funny man...good work

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:13:36 PM EDT

[#11]

That's beautiful! Looking at that guys pants, are you sure he's not the arteest that painted your picture?

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:24:40 PM EDT

[#12]

Watch out!! There are snakes coming out of the wall behind you!!! Where is Samuel L Jackson when you need him??

Posted: 8/6/2006 9:41:19 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Watch out!! There are snakes coming out of the wall behind you!!! Where is Samuel L Jackson when you need him??

i saw the preview for that and damn near passed out laughing.

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:03:14 PM EDT

[#14]

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?! IIIA is not enough by itself!

Make some rifle plates out of some squares of plywood or plexiglass!

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:08:15 PM EDT

[#15]

That's great and all, but your "War face" needs some work. That guys expression makes it twice as funny...

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:10:26 PM EDT

[#16]

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:13:35 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:16:25 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Damn III A Teflon

wicked

Bawahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:22:46 PM EDT

[#19]

You bought those just for this thread, admit it!!!!

For added humor, you should have had the floor plate off and the spring jutting out of the mag bottom.

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:39:49 PM EDT

[#20]

Dude, didn't you get the memo?
That is movie body armor, it will only stop blanks!

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:41:39 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:45:14 PM EDT

[#22]

Is this from a new Wesley Snipes movie?

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:47:46 PM EDT

[#23]

you forgot the gardening gloves for your hands

Posted: 8/6/2006 10:59:14 PM EDT

[#24]

You forgot that AKs are far more deadly when held sideways!

Posted: 8/6/2006 11:02:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?! IIIA is not enough by itself!

Make some rifle plates out of some squares of plywood or plexiglass!

Duct tape ceramic plates.

Posted: 8/6/2006 11:04:38 PM EDT

[#26]

Cool!

Did it come with directions?

Whatever you do, don't lose the directions!

Posted: 8/6/2006 11:13:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
You bought those just for this thread, admit it!!!!

For added humor, you should have had the floor plate off and the spring jutting out of the mag bottom.

you know it :) best $5.28 i have spent.

Posted: 8/6/2006 11:14:25 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?! IIIA is not enough by itself!

Make some rifle plates out of some squares of plywood or plexiglass!

awesome! im so doing that!, i will have an update for ya tomorrow night.

Posted: 8/6/2006 11:18:34 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

His friend is in my avatar!

Posted: 8/6/2006 11:18:36 PM EDT

[#30]

also we got a FS2000 at work and everyone thinks its for some upcoming space movie. sooo.

*taken with camera phone so sorry for the quality

Posted: 8/7/2006 4:45:55 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
also we got a FS2000 at work and everyone thinks its for some upcoming space movie. sooo.

www.members.aol.com/cyanidedreams/OMG/Theend.jpg

*taken with camera phone so sorry for the quality

Seriously going to need a range report on that baby... If you post it sometime later, please IM me a link to the thread... I'm really interested in an FS2000 and need to know how they work out.

Posted: 8/7/2006 5:00:56 AM EDT

[#32]

thats awesome

Posted: 8/7/2006 5:01:26 AM EDT

[#33]

Don't forget the inserts!

Posted: 8/7/2006 5:01:45 AM EDT

[#34]

LOL

You need to work on your technique, turn that gun further outboard so the recoil will help you spray in the largest pattern. Also, you need a more colorfull outfit...

Posted: 8/7/2006 5:13:00 AM EDT

[#35]

Was that Liberian actually wearing that as body armor?

Posted: 8/7/2006 5:28:46 AM EDT

[#36]

Don't forget the tactical macrame sling, in purple.

Posted: 8/7/2006 5:41:21 AM EDT

[#37]

That color would stop anything!

Posted: 8/7/2006 6:04:21 AM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 8/7/2006 6:15:48 AM EDT

[#39]

You should use a toilet tank lid as a ceramic plate.

Posted: 8/7/2006 6:26:19 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Was that Liberian actually wearing that as body armor?

I think his side was wearing red or orange to identify themselves from the other side who was wearing yellow IIRC.

Posted: 8/7/2006 6:32:23 AM EDT

[#41]

Patrick Ewing is an insurgent?

Posted: 8/7/2006 6:36:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/7/2006 6:46:28 AM EDT

[#43]

Posted: 8/7/2006 7:16:59 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Picked up a few. Took the advice from some locals and got me one of dem's new teflon vests, herd tay stops everything.

Dude, you forgot to buy the Uber-tactical gloves and break out into a gangsta lean with the Homeboy shooting pose.

THat made my day. THanks for sharing.

Posted: 8/7/2006 7:20:18 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Patrick Ewing is an insurgent?

Hell no!
That's CARL FREAKIN' LEWIS,dammit!

Posted: 8/7/2006 7:45:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/7/2006 7:49:11 AM EDT

[#47]

-2 for holding weapon upright.
-3 fo lack of feather duster.

You get a 5 good start but you need some remedial training.

Posted: 8/7/2006 7:50:44 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Patrick Ewing is an insurgent?

Hell no!
That's CARL FREAKIN' LEWIS,dammit!

Dewayne Wayne?

Posted: 8/7/2006 7:56:42 AM EDT

[#49]

Posted: 8/7/2006 8:00:11 AM EDT

[#50]

Hay, do dat come wif pockits fo my clips?

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