Posted: 8/5/2006 9:01:24 AM EDT
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Why? Because I'm bored, and I wanted to share my boredom with you. 1. Explain what ended your last relationship: She cheated on me. 2. What made you smile today? I haven't yet. 3. What were you doing this morning at 8a.m? Bitching that I couldn't sleep. 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Reading these dumb fucking questions. 5. Something that happened to you in 1985? Thu fuh? I was probably shitting my diapers. 6. Your prom night? Didn't get a chance to go to prom. Wanted to, but shit happens. 7. Is there anyone on your blocked list on myspace? YES. Fucking stalkers. 8. What's your sign? My middle finger. 9. Worst thing currently on television: Everything. TV has gone to hell. 10. What was in the mail today? Anthrax probably. 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? Water and tea. 12. What is your favorite part of the day? When the world isn't smearing shit all over my life. That's my favorite part of the day. 13. Your current To-Do list? I don't have a "To-Do list", I have priorities. Fuck you. 14. Where is your best friend right now? Well, supposedly he SHOULD be back from Chicago right now... Hippie. 15. What color is your toothbrush? White power. 16. What is out your back door? The world. 17. Any plans for Friday night? It's Saturday asshole. 18. Least favorite place to shop? Anyplace teeny-bopperish. 19. Last thing you bought? My pistol. 20. Last gift you received? A headache from someone's stupidity. 21. Funniest thing you heard all day? I was in the bathroom at the time... 'Nuff said. 22. Favorite mug? A red Marine mug that has a quote from Reagan on it. 23. What color is your front door? White/Cream. ~~Spill Your Guts~~ 1. First thing you did this morning? Woke up. 2. Last thing you ate? Pizza. 3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap? All cell phones are crap. Fuck you. Sneaky rat. 4. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks? Having my surgery, and then getting shitfaced ASAP, then going to the gym ASAP, then studying ASAP, and then getting the fuck out of here and in the Marines MOST FUCKIN' RICKY-TICK! 5. What's annoying you right now? Being sick for the better part of 3 months. 6. Do you believe in long-distance relationships? Well, they "do" exist, don't they? ~~Q&A~~ Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now? Yes, my doctor from the previous questions... Asshole won't do anything for my illness. Cocksucker. Q: Where is the last place you went? Like I said... Bathroom. A: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? Amy. Q: Do you look like your mum or dad? Mom. Never met my dad. Q: Do you smile often? I try not to. Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? Yes, that's why I'm armed. Q: Do you wish on stars? I wish on birthday candles. Stars are for Scientologist pussies. Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? Nuh uh. Q: What is the most disgusting food you've ever eaten? A big ass grub. Q: Would you kill someone? Yes. But, why stop with just "someone"? Why not "Would you kill 'people'?", there's many that need to be killed. Q: When did you last cry? Hmm, probably 2 weeks ago. (Mexican Food Night) Q: Do you like your handwriting? As long as it doesn't make derogatory comments towards me, we get along fine. Q: Are you a friendly person? Fuck you. Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world? Yeah. I have weapons of mass destruction. Q: Whose bed did you sleep in last night? I slept on a couch. Q: What is the color of your bedsheets? Seriously, who cares? Q: What were you doing at 9 last night? Ranting. |
*sniffle* I hate prozac. |
Paxil? |
 Hug?
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Uh...Paxil? |
No love... No love.
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Why? Because I'm bored, and I wanted to share my boredom with you. 1. Explain what ended your last relationship: She didn't want to spend any time with me 2. What made you smile today? sex 3. What were you doing this morning at 8a.m? Having sex with a 19 year old 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Reading these dumb fucking questions. 5. Something that happened to you in 1985? I was 5, I really don't know 6. Your prom night? Went with my girl friend at the time and had a good night 7. Is there anyone on your blocked list on myspace? I don't do Myspace 8. What's your sign? Cancer 9. Worst thing currently on television: Everything. TV has gone to hell. 10. What was in the mail today? Junk and bills 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? Whiskey and water, and a Mt. Dew. 12. What is your favorite part of the day? After I get off work 13. Your current To-Do list? Sell my house and move to a smaller one 14. Where is your best friend right now? Home, but I'll see him at work later 15. What color is your toothbrush? Blue 16. What is out your back door? The back yard 17. Any plans for Friday night? Get laid by a 19 year old 18. Least favorite place to shop? Any place other than Wal-Mart 19. Last thing you bought? A 629 20. Last gift you received? VD 21. Funniest thing you heard all day? Nothing yet 22. Favorite mug? I drink out of plastic cups 23. What color is your front door? Wood ~~Spill Your Guts~~ 1. First thing you did this morning? Woke up. 2. Last thing you ate? Pizza. 3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap? No, its a Nextel 4. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks? Selling my house 5. What's annoying you right now? Having to go to work 6. Do you believe in long-distance relationships? No ~~Q&A~~ Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now? Yeah, a 19 year old that I know, and the girl I left for her Q: Where is the last place you went? Waffle house A: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? Amanda Q: Do you look like your mum or dad? Neither Q: Do you smile often? I try not to. Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? Hopefully Q: Do you wish on stars? No Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? They unzip Q: What is the most disgusting food you've ever eaten? Wine Q: Would you kill someone? Yes. I'm a Police Officer, so I might have to one day Q: When did you last cry? Hmm, probably 2 weeks ago. Q: Do you like your handwriting? Yeah- I have neat handwriting Q: Are you a friendly person? Fuck you. Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world? I don't think so, but I have all kinds of secrets Q: Whose bed did you sleep in last night? Mine- with Amanda Q: What is the color of your bedsheets? Blue Q: What were you doing at 9 last night? Working Kevin |