Posted: 7/27/2006 11:16:40 PM EDT
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Shit, I just got here. Now I see why I got such a good deal on the place, Its possessed!!! |
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This is going to sound crazy but it works, i wouldn't have believed it myself if i hadn't tried it. An old lady at work told me to try this when i my yard and sidewalk was getting over run with slugs. Get a cheap disposable pie pan, get some bush beer (pretty sure it was bush, been awhile, she was very specific about the brand), fill the pie pan about with about a 1/2 can of the bush beer and set the pans in the yard or where ever they are at. Something in the beer attracts them , they crawl in and die. I set a pan out the night she told me this not believing a word she said but figured WTH, came out the next morning and the dam pan was full of dead slugs. For all you bush beer drinkers this should tell you something 
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Sweet fancy moses!! I just caught two of those sodomites fornacating on the side of my house! If I didnt have enough to worry about, now I have porn running all night on the side of my house. Now I cant let the kids outside after dark. Why do we even have ratings on movies when they can just go outside and catch the live show. They dont even have to sneak into some scummy theater, or put in a quarter for their peepshow. Its time to change the name to SLUGS ARE DYING! Birds never did anything this bad. Sure they shit on everything, but atleast they have the decency to smack their hoes, up in a tree somewhere, and not on the front porch on sunday morning. Thats it, I need a good slug load pronto. Rock salt or whatever it takes, cause its on!! |