Cute Busty Readhead Needs Help!!! > General Discussion

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:03:47 AM EDT

I have a friend who lives in the Tulsa area. She is 30something, redhead, fairly large hooters, cute and real funny. She has been divorced for a while and hasn't had a "productive" date in a LONG time. She is looking for a half way decent looking guy, that is nice and mature enough to take her out on a date for dinner and a movie or just dinner and basically she just has "needs" that she says needs to be taken care of. She has designated me and a female friend of ours as the official Get Deanna Laid Task Force. If you are interested in applying for the GDLTF please send me an email to [email protected] and include photos and description/bio. You must be drug and disease free because she wants the three letter word that begins with S and ends with X. She is divorced with one child that is like 10 or so. She can't have any more kids so that's not a worry. Guys you can't let me down. I have to hook her up before the other girl does.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:04:45 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/9/2006 11:05:55 AM EDT

[#2]

This should be fun to watch...
~Dg84

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:06:13 AM EDT

[#3]

Now I've seen everything in GD.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:06:41 AM EDT

[#4]

1 page.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:07:50 AM EDT

[#5]

I know of a mall security guard in Arizona. Not sure if he likes redheads though.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:08:10 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:08:14 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/9/2006 11:08:25 AM EDT

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10 years ago my ass would have been half way up the turnpike headed for Tulsa by now...

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:08:56 AM EDT

[#9]

I'd love to volunteer.....
....But my wife says I can't.
roy d.....foiled again!!!!

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:08:56 AM EDT

[#10]

Are vibrators illegal in Oklahoma? Ive never met a woman that really needed a man so long as she had access to one of those damn things.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:09:14 AM EDT

[#11]

This will be interesting and sorry I'm married

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:09:36 AM EDT

[#12]

Funny his name is Trojan Fan

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:09:54 AM EDT

[#13]

Post a pic,for all we know you could be trying to set up a date with a Winona Judd lookalike.

Is she 5'2 and 200 lbs or what ?

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:10:41 AM EDT

[#14]

Is the winner provided air fare?

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:12:03 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Post a pic,for all we know you could be trying to set up a date with a Winona Judd lookalike.

Is she 5'2 and 200 lbs or what ?

Turn the lights out and pretend its the sister...or the mother

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:15:59 AM EDT

[#16]

So your trolling? I say:

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:16:22 AM EDT

[#17]

Email sent.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:17:14 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Email sent.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:17:39 AM EDT

[#19]

Pretty hard to imagine anyone that weighs less than 320 and has a vagina not being able to find sex.

Hell, just walk down the street and ask the first 10 men you meet. One of them will say yes.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:18:07 AM EDT

[#20]

You must be her ghey friend.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:18:11 AM EDT

[#21]

PICS!!! and she needs to be holding your AR to prove this isn't a joke.

Put up or troll up.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:20:38 AM EDT

[#22]

Paging 1shott, 1shott to GD, 1shott to GD

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:20:54 AM EDT

[#23]

For some reason I'm having a really hard time believing
that a : " Cute Busty Redhead Needs Help "
getting a half way decent looking guy to service her .

What's the rest of the story

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:21:39 AM EDT

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Quoted:
PICS!!! and she needs to be holding your AR to prove this isn't a joke.

Put up or troll up.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:23:43 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
For some reason I'm having a really hard time believing
that a : " Cute Busty Redhead Needs Help "
getting a half way decent looking guy to service her .

What's the rest of the story

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:23:55 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
For some reason I'm having a really hard time believing
that a : " Cute Busty Redhead Needs Help "
getting a half way decent looking guy to service her .

What's the rest of the story

she's a quadruple amputee.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:24:47 AM EDT

[#27]

What no pics.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:24:53 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Pretty hard to imagine anyone that weighs less than 320 and has a vagina not being able to find sex.

Hell, just walk down the street and ask the first 10 men you meet. One of them will say yes.

That would be the 1st one.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:25:14 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Email sent.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:27:57 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
You must be her ghey friend.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:28:50 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
For some reason I'm having a really hard time believing
that a : " Cute Busty Redhead Needs Help "
getting a half way decent looking guy to service her .

What's the rest of the story

I'm thinking more along the lines that " Cute " means she has
a cute face ........ And an ass that looks like two bulldogs fighting
over a pork chop in a pillow case

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:29:15 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/9/2006 11:31:01 AM EDT

[#33]

Good looking woman having hard time finding a good guy.

What will they think of next.

Tagged for pictures

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:33:31 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
For some reason I'm having a really hard time believing
that a : " Cute Busty Redhead Needs Help "
getting a half way decent looking guy to service her .

What's the rest of the story

she's a quadruple amputee.

Really!?!... IMHO, she just moved up a few notches on the "Hit It" meter.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:33:51 AM EDT

[#35]

can't she just go to a bar? Whenever a bad dry spell its me I just walk into the bar, find a slightly unattractive girl with self esteem issues and drink till she becomes hot.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:34:05 AM EDT

[#36]

This thread is worthless w/o pics. I'm pretty sure any woman can pick a single guy at a bar and say "Take me home." without needing to post it on arfcom. Lol, this is hilarious.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:36:26 AM EDT

[#37]

Pimping and pandering?

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:39:39 AM EDT

[#38]

I know a woman with the same problem, it's called ugly with no personality.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:39:50 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/9/2006 11:42:48 AM EDT

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Even ugly women can get laid regularly.

Something smells fishy, and perhaps that's part of the problem.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:44:37 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/9/2006 11:46:43 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Even ugly women can get laid regularly.

Something smells fishy, and perhaps that's part of the problem.

Damn dude ..

I WAS eating a tuna sandwich for lunch . I didn't need that

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:48:23 AM EDT

[#43]

Does this busty redhead also have a 6" clitoris and a severely swollen Vulva that looks like 2 boiled eggs in a sweat sock?

Only thing I can think of that would make it hard for her to get laid.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:48:26 AM EDT

[#44]

Standing by for the

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:48:33 AM EDT

[#45]

Double bagger.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:53:35 AM EDT

[#46]

Does she like young guys?

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:53:57 AM EDT

[#47]

paper or plastic?

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:54:13 AM EDT

[#48]

This should go in the EE under "Everything else"... just like all the other used stuff..

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:57:50 AM EDT

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Quoted:
I know of a mall security guard in Arizona. Not sure if he likes redheads though.

I'm not a mall security guard, and I love redheads.

But I'm not going to Oklahoma for pie.

Posted: 7/9/2006 11:59:00 AM EDT

[#50]

I have been here for about 10 years and anyone that knows me knows I am not into BS. She is sort of unique. She is cute, she is not obese, she is busty, she is a huge Mets fan, she likes OSU (God have mercy on her soul) and Union (yes I know it's hard to believe she and I get along at all). She is a giggling funny sort of dingy sometimes but at the same time she is real intelligent and used to be a teacher. I will try and get a photo of her on Monday and post it as soon as possible. She works a lot and spends time with her son and then doesn't have a whole lot of time to date and she is sort of affraid to get messed up with an absive jerk kind of guy. I am happily married or I would glady help the lady out. She would prefer the guy be 25 or older and if not mature at least be able to hold the act together for a night. She is NOT looking for any type of commitment. This is the real deal guys. I will get a photo of her on Monday and you all will see.

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