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7/8/2006 1:33:07 PM EDT
The last one is the best.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPqkgZHH9bM&search=talking%20cat
7/8/2006 1:56:43 PM EDT
[#1]
I had a friend in England whose cat used to talk to him....in a Scottish dialect.

Maybe it was the scotch he was drinking every night that caused it??
7/8/2006 9:59:18 PM EDT
[#2]
My cat just barks at me like a dog. She also takes treats from my fingers while standing on her hind legs. And she plays fetch. I love dogs, but don't like cats. I merely trained the cat to act like a dog.
7/8/2006 10:02:37 PM EDT
[#3]

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My cat just barks at me like a dog. She also takes treats from my fingers while standing on her hind legs. And she plays fetch. I love dogs, but don't like cats. I merely trained the cat to act like a dog.


heh, me too.  My cat likes to make the strangest noises, along with the barking..

--VT
7/8/2006 10:04:58 PM EDT
[#4]
I thought they all did that.

7/8/2006 10:05:55 PM EDT
[#5]
My cat tells me to kill, kill, kill.
7/8/2006 10:07:20 PM EDT
[#6]
That was of the devil.
7/8/2006 10:08:52 PM EDT
[#7]
lol come on they just make noises that sound like words
7/8/2006 10:11:14 PM EDT
[#8]
If you ask my cat, "who's a pretty kitty?"

She replies "Me"

Its ever so cute.
7/8/2006 10:14:51 PM EDT
[#9]
My cat just meows, chirps, coos, tweets, quacks, and barks.

I think she's a little confused, but we've never got her to say anything else.

Cats really only have the structure to form a couple consonants; a few nasals and approximants. Most vowels are also out of their range. But, for all we know, they could have a spoken language, and they do communicate with each other in it. We just can't speak it.

If they did have one, however, it'd almost definitely be extremely simple. Like "Hungry. Want food."

"There food. Smell? Eat?"

"Eat."
7/8/2006 10:31:23 PM EDT
[#10]

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lol come on they just make noises that sound like words



I gotta disagree to an extent  .

I found a couple of kittens no more then a day or two
old . My now Ex wife fed them with an eye dropper and did the whole maternal
routine with them . To this day , both of those cats communicate differently
to her then they do to anyone else . When she talks to them they talk back
with a tone that resembles her voice .
7/9/2006 8:25:16 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
lol come on they just make noises that sound like words


Of course that is what they are doing.  But it is still very funny.

7/9/2006 2:41:05 PM EDT
[#12]
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.
7/9/2006 2:51:42 PM EDT
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7/9/2006 2:53:05 PM EDT
[#14]

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I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.


7/9/2006 3:25:19 PM EDT
[#15]
We had a cat when I was a kid. One time, she ran off. She was gone for nearly two weeks. Then, just like that, she came back. I asked her where she'd been. As soon as the words were out of my mouth, I realized how stupid that was to ask a cat where she'd been.

I mean, she's just gonna lie.
7/10/2006 5:57:36 PM EDT
[#16]

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We had a cat when I was a kid. One time, she ran off. She was gone for nearly two weeks. Then, just like that, she came back. I asked her where she'd been. As soon as the words were out of my mouth, I realized how stupid that was to ask a cat where she'd been.

I mean, she's just gonna lie.


So what DID she say??

7/10/2006 6:05:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Oh, Don Johnson!
7/10/2006 6:21:28 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Oh, Don Johnson!




7/24/2006 10:49:36 AM EDT
[#19]
Thats just weird
7/24/2006 10:55:56 AM EDT
[#20]
I am crying right now!
I was laughing soooo hard.
Great vid, thanks.