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6/21/2006 11:15:29 AM EDT
i woke up this morning and it felt like my right big toe was sprained.

now i can barely walk on the dang thing.


it really sucks getting old.
6/21/2006 11:16:36 AM EDT
[#1]
amputate
6/21/2006 11:17:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Same thing happen to a friend of mine.......yep you guessed it.

Can I have your guns?
6/21/2006 11:17:16 AM EDT
[#3]
You could sell that toe on the black market to fund a new weapon
6/21/2006 11:17:32 AM EDT
[#4]
Right? Not left?
6/21/2006 11:17:56 AM EDT
[#5]
It means you're gay. Sorry.

Can I have your ammo?
6/21/2006 11:18:19 AM EDT
[#6]
You guys are way out of line here.  There is no need to amputate, in three days it will fall off by itself.
6/21/2006 11:18:30 AM EDT
[#7]
Either one sucks. Maybe Sprained or Goiter.
6/21/2006 11:18:40 AM EDT
[#8]
Given your screen name, maybe gout?  Drink lots of water, consume other stuff carefully.

In before "OW RLY?".
6/21/2006 11:18:44 AM EDT
[#9]
Pull out your thumbnails with a pair of pliers.  You'll forget all about your toe.

Glad I could help.  That'll be $20.
6/21/2006 11:21:41 AM EDT
[#10]
If it turns turns purple and falls off your dead meat!
If you sprain your finger or wrist it doesn't stop you from walking. But, screwing up a toe or foot can really put a crimp in getting around.
6/21/2006 11:23:21 AM EDT
[#11]
It's a tumor!
6/21/2006 11:23:49 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
.



Quoted:




Site Staff?

Cool.
6/21/2006 11:24:33 AM EDT
[#13]
Aw hell TBS, suck it up and replace it with a camels.

Dont tell Mona!!





j/k Mona
6/21/2006 11:25:02 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
amputate


hummm, primitive but effective.  I would have suggested tourniquet directly below the knee just to be safe.

Patty
6/21/2006 11:26:27 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Given your screen name, maybe gout?  Drink lots of water, consume other stuff carefully.

In before "OW RLY?".


I sometimes have the same thing. The forum here.... the good guys told me to drink cherry juice, or eat them, fresh is better. good luck



also lay off the preserved meats, hot dogs, sausage etc.
6/21/2006 11:29:14 AM EDT
[#16]
Is it red and warm to the touch? If so, it could be gout.
6/21/2006 11:29:53 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
It's a tumor!


"It is not a toomah!"
6/21/2006 11:34:40 AM EDT
[#18]
You got gout.
6/21/2006 11:36:00 AM EDT
[#19]
And trust me. Gout is not your friend. I get it on both sides now..



Welcome to older age.
6/21/2006 11:37:34 AM EDT
[#20]
no redness or swelling, just an intense dull ache that is worse with pressure.
6/21/2006 11:38:35 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Given your screen name, maybe gout?  Drink lots of water, consume other stuff carefully.

In before "OW RLY?".


funny thing is i haven't had a beer in probably 3 or 4 years. i do usally have 2-3 jack and cokes a week though.
6/21/2006 11:39:11 AM EDT
[#22]
Come on out. I've got an angle grinder and a blow torch. We'll fix you right up...
6/21/2006 11:43:18 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Come on out. I've got an angle grinder and a blow torch. We'll fix you right up...


it's good to have freinds with advanced medical skilz!
6/21/2006 11:43:41 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
amputate

Below the neck.

Everything will feel all better
6/21/2006 11:59:47 AM EDT
[#25]
The truth of the matter is that TBS has been outta line lately, and last night in his sleep, Mona tried a little hammer-to-the-head therapy to straighten him out.  Unfortunately for the toe, since TBS is of course hung like a horse, his toe got in the way and took the blow instead...
6/21/2006 12:05:46 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Come on out. I've got an angle grinder and a blow torch. We'll fix you right up...


it's good to have freinds with advanced medical skilz!



And good whiskey!
6/21/2006 12:07:57 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
.  Unfortunately for the toe, since TBS is of course hung like a horse, his toe got in the way and took the blow instead...



could you repost that over in the womens forum
6/21/2006 12:58:54 PM EDT
[#28]
Sharp knife and a hot cigarette lighter will fix that sore toe right up TBS!  
6/21/2006 1:00:54 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
.  Unfortunately for the toe, since TBS is of course hung like a horse, his toe got in the way and took the blow instead...



could you repost that over in the womens forum

6/21/2006 3:15:32 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
The truth of the matter is that TBS has been outta line lately, and last night in his sleep, Mona tried a little hammer-to-the-head therapy to straighten him out.  Unfortunately for the toe, since TBS is of course hung like a horse, his toe got in the way and took the blow instead...



we dont even want to know HOW you know this for fact
6/21/2006 3:17:16 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The truth of the matter is that TBS has been outta line lately, and last night in his sleep, Mona tried a little hammer-to-the-head therapy to straighten him out.  Unfortunately for the toe, since TBS is of course hung like a horse, his toe got in the way and took the blow instead...



we dont even want to know HOW you know this for fact

Mona is my friend, smarty-pants!
6/21/2006 3:39:18 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The truth of the matter is that TBS has been outta line lately, and last night in his sleep, Mona tried a little hammer-to-the-head therapy to straighten him out.  Unfortunately for the toe, since TBS is of course hung like a horse, his toe got in the way and took the blow instead...



we dont even want to know HOW you know this for fact

Mona is my friend, smarty-pants!


This is dopey even for me: Mona (Moan ner) got her name from the symptomatic relationship of the next statement TBS is "hung like a horse statement" all of which I can not verify.

Oh yeah its the GOUT, not GOITER, as previously stated by moi.
6/22/2006 10:35:21 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
no redness or swelling, just an intense dull ache that is worse with pressure.



yup.... could be gout
6/22/2006 10:35:51 AM EDT
[#34]
You're going to die. Send me your guns.
6/22/2006 10:49:47 AM EDT
[#35]
Don't worry, it is just your new "ability".

It will rain in the next 24 hours!

Getting old is fun, your body starts doing things it was never designed to do, and quits doing stuff it is supposed to do.

Oh, a NUN told me all about this stuff.
6/22/2006 2:14:23 PM EDT
[#36]
since i know you all really care about my toe here is the update.

the toe was much better today but still slightly sore. the problem now is my damn ankle hurts from trying not to walk on my toe.

i am thinking tannerite my be a good option. anyone wanna hold me beer?
6/22/2006 2:15:12 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Don't worry, it is just your new "ability".

It will rain in the next 24 hours!

Getting old is fun, your body starts doing things it was never designed to do, and quits doing stuff it is supposed to do.

Oh, a NUN told me all about this stuff.



funny you should say that. it rained last night for the first time in over a month here.
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