Posted: 5/25/2006 9:04:55 AM EDT
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Very funny assuming it's not real. HH ============================================ Only a true Texan could think of this.... from the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, TX. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbledaround the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on fivedifferent vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left thebar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off(it was a fine, dry summer night)--flicked the blinkers on, then off acouple of times, honked the horn and then switched on thelights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and thenremained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patronvehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parkinglot and started to drive slowly down the road. The policeofficer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrolcar, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over andcarried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!! Dumbfounded, the officer said,"I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken". "I doubt it," said the truly proud Cowboy. "Tonight I'm the Designated Decoy." We Ain't all as dumb as we look!!! |
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