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Posted: 5/18/2006 11:51:28 AM EDT

So there I was last night, ten feet from Senator Dianne Feinstein.

...I threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted: 5/18/2006 11:52:10 AM EDT

[#1]

I would have thrown up a lot.

On her.

Posted: 5/18/2006 11:53:19 AM EDT

[#2]

I had a dream about pooping. I made that dream come true. Luckaly I woke up before I made the dream come true so it did not wind up being a nightmare.

Posted: 5/18/2006 11:53:56 AM EDT

[#3]

Sounds more like a nightmare.

Posted: 5/18/2006 11:54:25 AM EDT

[#4]

I never knew the ability to projectile vomit would be a good thing.

I wonder what you would get charged with for throwing up on a Senator?

Posted: 5/18/2006 11:54:37 AM EDT

[#5]

Its nice to know that the hatred for her extends beyond the borders of our state, I wish we could get her and/or Boxer out once and for all.

Posted: 5/18/2006 11:56:05 AM EDT

[#6]

Ive even seen massive Feinstein bashing on DU.

Posted: 5/18/2006 11:57:11 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Its nice to know that the hatred for her extends beyond the borders of our state, I wish we could get her and/or Boxer out once and for all.

I was a CA resident for almost five years, and wrote to my legislators often.

After I moved to Texas, I sent one further letter to Senators F&B: a redacted photocopy of my first Texas pay stub along with a note to let them know that I was happy to take my taxable income out of their state.

Posted: 5/18/2006 11:59:00 AM EDT

[#8]

I thought zombies were the ar15.com fantasy . . . though I'm not convinced she isn't one.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:02:09 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I never knew the ability to projectile vomit would be a good thing.

I wonder what you would get ~~charged~~ awarded with for throwing up on a Senator?

Thats better.......

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:03:27 PM EDT

[#10]

I can't say that I've ever fantasized about Feinstein.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:04:58 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I had a dream about pooping. I made that dream come true. Luckaly I woke up before I made the dream come true so it did not wind up being a nightmare.

If members could have sigs this would be mine.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:08:34 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I never knew the ability to projectile vomit would be a good thing.

I wonder what you would get charged with for throwing up on a Senator?

"assualt with bodily fluids", a friend of mine get threated with a lawsuit over a sceniro sorta similar to all that.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:11:19 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I never knew the ability to projectile vomit would be a good thing.

I wonder what you would get charged with for throwing up on a Senator?

"assualt with bodily fluids", a friend of mine get threated with a lawsuit over a sceniro sorta similar to all that.

There are quite a few women I want to "assault with bodily fluids".

Sen. Feinstein is not one of them, however.

Looking at her, my bodily fluids refuse to come out for several days.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:14:42 PM EDT

[#14]

You shoulda asked her if she wanted to go shooting

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:15:11 PM EDT

[#15]

So many funny things I could say here ... but most of them would get me thrown in jail.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:22:36 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
You shoulda asked her if she wanted to go shooting

I was armed at the time. Keeping my mouth shut seemed like the smart play at the time.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:28:39 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
So there I was last night, ten feet from Senator Dianne Feinstein.

...I threw up in my mouth a little.

I would do her ATM only, just ATM and she would end up liking it.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:32:19 PM EDT

[#18]

Biggest AR15.com fantasy of all -

That the 223 is something far more than a just a nice accurate varmint cartridge

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:39:19 PM EDT

[#19]

I hope you at least ripped a stinky one next to her then did the point at her and hold your nose thing behind her back.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:43:29 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I hope you at least ripped a stinky one next to her then did the point at her and hold your nose thing behind her back.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:45:30 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

There are quite a few women I want to "assault with bodily fluids".

Sen. Feinstein is not one of them, however.

Looking at her, my bodily fluids refuse to come out for several days.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:46:37 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Biggest AR15.com fantasy of all -

That the 223 is something far more than a just a nice accurate varmint cartridge

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:47:29 PM EDT

[#23]

You should have asked her if she was proud of getting women killed by blowing the Nightstalker investigation and tipping off Ramirez.

Posted: 5/18/2006 12:53:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Biggest AR15.com fantasy of all -

That the 223 is something far more than a just a nice accurate varmint cartridge

Ouch, that one is going to leave a mark.

Posted: 5/18/2006 2:49:17 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Biggest AR15.com fantasy of all -

That the 223 is something far more than a just a nice accurate varmint cartridge

oh oh, I though of a comback.

223 is just as you said. 556 is not.

Posted: 5/18/2006 3:28:09 PM EDT

[#26]

I've fantasized about being with a couple of hot playboy bunnies. Does that count?

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