[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Men... have you ever faked one? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/14/2006 9:00:23 AM EDT
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Have you ever faked an orgasm with a wife/girlfriend/fuckfriend/etc? TRH's post in another thread made me wonder if any guy on earth would finish without finishing... |
We've all heard about females being notorious for it, just never heard anything from the men about it either.
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Unless you have a bag of warm spooge underneath the bed for quick retrival I dont think you can fake it. Women can feel warmth in their vaginas and can tell when you leave a sample. Also there are prostaglandins in the semen that make the female organs contract. So no YOU CAN NOT FAKE A MALE ORGASM. |
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I never said she was smart |
Well, maybe in the literal form, I didnt, but I flexed it a few times and told her I did. |
| Yes, but a lot of alcohol was involved and, well, there just wasn't going to be a finish (could have took hours). I just faked it so she wouldn't feel bad (was as drunk as myself) and everything turned out fine. Only happened like twice in my life and both times was for the same reason. |
That is sigline material! Too bad it will not all fir. |
because I was totally disinterested in her for some reason, I had been humping away like an angry rabbit for over an hour and a half(she wasnt complaining) and I started getting bored with it, so I faked it, went home and dumped her the next day. |
no, you can act like you're having one. if they're not particularly bright they'll believe it |
LOL!!! |
Last time I read this question was in a cosmo magazine in a dentist office. Last time I looked cosmo is for women so excuse me if I question the heterosexuality of this post |
This is true. I met some uneinstein type women in my life. |
Considering on the fact that a man who fakes an orgasm is mimicking female behavior I dont see how it is valid to entertain a discussion based on the depreciation of masculine behavior THIS IS TOPIC SUCKS AND IF A MAN FAKES AN ORGASM WITH A WOMEN HE IS GHEY, CONFUSED OF HIS GENDER OR PREFERS SLAPPIN' THE MONKEY OVER THE REAL THING |
yeah, flaming homo here who wishes he was a chick.  maybe I was tired of putting up with the dumb cunt? |
Congratulations on a remarkably shitty 57th post. |
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After pumping away on her for 30 - 45 minutes and you know it just ain't gonna happen for you (it already did for her....multiple times),...it's sometimes better to just fake it and get it over with. Then you don't have to deal with the twenty "why didn't you come, don't you like me or think I'm sexy" questions and you can both take your naps. 
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Paging SteyrAUG!!!!! |
when it's the only magazine there and your checking it out for the chickies it ain't gay |
So... when you are with your buddies, you feel a little tingle and start playing the pitcher with a picture of your fantasy girl on Joe's back, that isn't gay either right? |
That's right. You just make a couple of last really deep thrusts, while doing your groaning thing, pull out, being sure to hide your still erect dick, and then go straight to the nap, which you usually don't have to fake. |
really insecure aren't you |
topic.
Come on! You mean they didn't have People, Newsweek, or anything else? When I go, I take my own reading material, BTW, (what's the point of reading all about Lewinsky again??) -- sometimes I leave a copy of American Rifleman. Some women fake not just the orgasm, but the whole relationship. |
they had one of those books with all the dental work before and after pics and dental professional monthly. The guy isn't known for a wide selection but he isn't expensive either 
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Hey you're the one who could'nt finish the deed not me. What did you pop your cap before you dropped your shorts? |
nm, not worth my time |