Posted: 5/9/2006 9:38:10 AM EDT
There is a new member on the board calling himself JaxShooter. I just wanted to let you know that I have inside information he's not actually retarded -- no matter how his posts may appear. That is all.
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This is sweet. I've never seen the call to ban so quickly. It is an honor. My pooky wooky bwudder is so funny. My therapists have assured me that I am *not* retarded. I've seen enough of them to believe them. It's everyone else that has problems. Ok, so I guess maybe I'll introduce myself. I was born the son of a sharecropper. Whoops. Wrong story. My name is JaxShooter. I have the misfortune of being the younger sibling to BlammO. For those of you that might have read some of his stuff, I'm the brother with the cat killing story. Actually, there are a few cat incidents in my past that involve guns. I'm in North Florida if anyone wants to go blast some ammo. I'm not quite the nut my brother is, but I've gotten the itch again to start burning some powder. I've cranked up the ol' reloader and I'm ready to start slinging lead downrange. Looking forward to getting involved here. btw, was that "slow" comment an insult? |
Welcome to the Jungle.
Don't you mean buried him after he came back? :D That still freaks me out. Right out of Stephen King's Pet Cemetary. It's a bit disconcerting to see a cat you know you pumped full of lead sitting on your doorstep when you get home. Almost hated to shoot him again. Almost. So the 1911 is one of those gun things? I'm proud of my .40 Glock. Of course I think Glock as a company sucks, but they make a good weapon. Mike, if only you knew what I've put up with over the years with BlammO. I have deep emotional scars that I may never overcome. |
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Oh, the stories! Actually, the dead-cat-swinging-tail story is different from JaxShooter's. I was going to have him post his story in that thread, but seeing the way it brought out all the antigun PETA lovers, I thought it best not to expose the slow kid. Plus JaxShooter wasn't available at the time -- he was still riding the short bus home. 
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Awww, Patty, that's so sweet. That's almost exactly what my brother looks like when a little girl hugs him.  Wow, JaxShooter -- you've been welcomed by quite the who's who of Arfcom! You even made it IBN_T! |
Come on, you know my love handles aren't quite *that* big. Although the rest of it's pretty accurate.
Cool. I'm feeling the love. I just wonder why they've put up with you for so long. I mean, I have to since we're family, but they have a choice. |