Posted: 5/7/2006 11:53:09 AM EDT
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It's either funny or not. I think it is some don't. The last thread got locked so let's not get all pissy this time wait for the poll (I don't care if this is a dupe. It makes me laugh.) Top Ten Ways To Be The Funny Guy At The Office: 10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face. 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell them how you are just kidding and tell them that they are a bunch of queers. 8. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard. During the meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a big loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, 'beat that'. 7. Inform a male co-worker that he 'wouldn't make a good hooker.' Then piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good 'ass fucking'. 6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down your pants. 5. Answer every question asked to you with "fuck if I know!" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't match their race. 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hand. 3.Shit on the floor of your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them its the fake kind. When they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point. 2. Run down the hall with your dick hanging out while pissing all over and yell, "it wont stop! God help me! It wont stop!" Then when it stops, look down and say, "oh". 1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it inyour ass. Return it and tell the person to smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had it in my ass!" |
Shhhh... Simple poll. Simple Joke. No need to involve personalities. But, perhaps some instruction might be appropriate. That top ten list is meant to be a joke. You read it and then laugh (or not). You're not actually supposed to do those things, and see if your co-workers laugh. The joke is more the written/verbal type. I hope this helps. |
Thanks. I really mean that.  ETA: It's Till or Till E, not Tille. The E is for Eulenspiegel. |
Jesus fucking Christ people, IT'S A JOKE. Nobody is advocating actually doing this stuff..... |
No reason to get all worked up about it, guy. #9 is the funniest, IMO. Made me guffaw out loud for a couple minutes. 
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