ar15.com limerick project > General Discussion

Posted: 8/21/2001 11:58:58 AM EDT

Main Entry: lim·er·ick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
Date: 1896
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba

Example:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Rules:
Follow the form in the examples above
Everyone writes only one line per limerick
The person who comes up with the 5th(last) line of the limerick gets to start a new one.

First up:
[b]There once was a man from wisconsin[/b]

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:04:09 PM EDT

[#1]

who tatooed an AR on his johnson

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:05:51 PM EDT

[#2]

But his daughter, named Dawn

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:10:14 PM EDT

[#3]

said, with a yawn

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:26:57 PM EDT

[#4]

Schnake -

You are dealing with people who identify more with Dr. Seuss and the Cat in the Hat, than with limericks.

[}:D]

It's hard to soar like an eagle when the sky is littered with turkeys.

[}:D]

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:32:39 PM EDT

[#5]

My daddy got that in San Quentin

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:46:38 PM EDT

[#6]

Well SGB, that [i]almost[/i] rhymes. LOL!

Start a new one.

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:48:59 PM EDT

[#7]

There once was a flake named McUzi....

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:49:10 PM EDT

[#8]

"My BF's got a .50 - so I win"

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:51:14 PM EDT

[#9]

No, I'm sorry, but "San Quentin" doesn't rhyme with either "Wisconsin" or "Johnson". [rolleyes]

How about:

It still isn't much of a sponson.

[?]

Next limerick:

Eugene made a nifty black rifle

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:53:54 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
There once was a flake named McUzi....

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who's girlfriend was known as a floozey.

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:56:22 PM EDT

[#11]

What the hell is a "sponson?" [>:/]

Posted: 8/21/2001 12:59:46 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There once was a flake named McUzi....

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who's girlfriend was known as a floozey.

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She was known to have big tits and an uzi.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:02:45 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There once was a flake named McUzi....

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who's girlfriend was known as a floozey.

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He had a website
That smelled much like shite

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:11:11 PM EDT

[#14]

There once was a boy named JoJo
With pics of many a Ho Ho.
He dressed up in drag
And had sheep to shag
But they bleated and said he was so-so.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:12:08 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
There once was a boy named JoJo
With pics of many of many a Ho Ho.
He dressed up in drag
And had sheep to shag
But they bleated and said he was so-so.

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OMG! LMAO! [beer]

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:12:33 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There once was a flake named McUzi....

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who's girlfriend was known as a floozey.

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He had a website
That smelled much like shite

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but it stank less than McUzi's floozey's oozy poozy.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:14:18 PM EDT

[#17]

A website that was such a doozie
With links for many a floozie
made hanfire so mad
and the rest so sad
cuz the site it belonged to McUzi.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:15:29 PM EDT

[#18]

A new, lighweight rifle, all black,
Made all the old timers go "Aaack".
Mattel never made it.
It "sproinged" when you shot it.
And now there's nothing else in the rack.

Well, I tried.

Norm

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:16:18 PM EDT

[#19]

On A R Fifteen dot Com,
There's folks alike and aplomb,
with nothing to say
but post crap all day
while discussing the nuclear bomb.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:18:55 PM EDT

[#20]

The old timers had the Garand
And it shot well full of sand
The M Sixteen
needs to be clean
in order to fire as planned.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:24:25 PM EDT

[#21]

An ole rifle called the AK...
Shot well back in the day.
All my commie friends,
think its the living end,
But they are all dead anyway.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:29:55 PM EDT

[#22]

DVDtracker has a Glock
it smells like a dirty sock
He never cleans it
shoots like he means it
It runs like a new swiss clock.
(ok, ok, that one had a dirty ending waiting to happen, I was nice...this time)

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:32:55 PM EDT

[#23]

The silly antis will say
That rifle's just spray and pray
We know it's crap
they should have the clap
So they can't reproduce anyway.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:40:06 PM EDT

[#24]

I want a good F-A-L
my state congress does tell
That I can not get
a rifle to hit
our children from halfway to hell. [:(]

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:42:28 PM EDT

[#25]

The carefree Aussies said Hey
Why do we need NRA?
Then the antis won
by taking their guns
Now all they can say is G'Day

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:47:42 PM EDT

[#26]

A nice young man named SteyrAug
got married and moved to a bog
his toys are so cool
and make us all drool
he still ain't as cute as my dog.

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:49:32 PM EDT

[#27]

I tried a match at 600 yards
Quickly finding that it was too far
I was failing to score
Needing a free-floated bore
I tossed the rifle back in the car

Posted: 8/21/2001 1:57:31 PM EDT

[#28]

I was on here during Y2K
Anticipating Algore's inauguration day
Prices of prebans went nuts
along with telescoping rifle butts
But the antis where finally held at bay

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:00:44 PM EDT

[#29]

From ohio all down to texas
The talk was the battle of sexes.
Miss Magnum then said
you'll all end up dead
unless you buy my new Lexus.

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:01:18 PM EDT

[#30]

FrankTheSpank needed a hooker
So he picked up the phone and booked her
She showed up at his place
Big grin on his face
And bragged about it on his computer

Hmmm, ok kind of weak, I'll try some more shortly.

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:02:41 PM EDT

[#31]

Went to the gun show in Reno
Played blackjack, not that dumb keno
Saw what I couldn't buy
Just sat down and cried
Cause PRK thinks we're all mean-o's

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:11:25 PM EDT

[#32]

These rhymes will keep getting worse
until the good Mods start to curse
the thread will then close
and everyone knows
that someone will start a new verse.

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:15:40 PM EDT

[#33]

I'm quite bored out of my skull
Work is getting quite dull
Think I'll go to ar15
Their message board is quite keen
It's better than dumping stuff to /dev/null

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:17:18 PM EDT

[#34]

There was a young lad named Jojo
who used guns to work out his mojo
he said to his womenz,
I dont know what a gun is,
so give me your dress I'm a homo.

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:20:03 PM EDT

[#35]

All calibers big down to small
Some friends want to own 'em all
I think they're funny
it'd cost to much money
And can't fit in a house so small.

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:24:51 PM EDT

[#36]

[size=5] DELETED!!!!!!!!

NEVER FUCKING MIND!

BITING MY LIP!

[/size=5]

Assholes.

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:25:37 PM EDT

[#37]

There once was a man named Dave
who went out an bought an AK
"I have to admit,
the accuracy is shit,
but think of the money I'll save".

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:37:49 PM EDT

[#38]

[b]someone finish this one[/b]

I once bought a rifle from Hesse
The quality was to say the least, messy
The damn thing wouldn't shoot
Hesse didn't give a hoot

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:49:41 PM EDT

[#39]

This board has a good Evil Jew
His picture he posted too.
Twas good enough
But didn't look tough
So now his name will be Pikajew.

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:51:20 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
[b]someone finish this one[/b]

I once bought a rifle from Hesse
The quality was to say the least, messy
The damn thing wouldn't shoot
Hesse didn't give a hoot

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So I sold it to your sister Bessie?

Posted: 8/21/2001 2:53:48 PM EDT

[#41]

Our dear brother named Landon
had a good limerick to hand in.
He had to delete
His rhyme discreet
And laughed at us with abandon.

Posted: 8/21/2001 3:12:51 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
[b]someone finish this one[/b]

I once bought a rifle from Hesse
The quality was, to say the least, messy
Damn thing wouldn't shoot
Hesse didn't give a hoot
I even returned it expressee

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Oh well,
Norm

Posted: 8/21/2001 3:20:18 PM EDT

[#43]

Whenever I`m out at the range The people all look at me strange Your rifle you see looks evil to me But I tell them it`s not going to change

Posted: 8/21/2001 3:21:04 PM EDT

[#44]

Imbrog|io has but a snubby
and a 10/22 for his cubby
The UN's his pal
along with old Al
Mention them and he'll get a chubby.

Posted: 8/21/2001 3:25:02 PM EDT

[#45]

GoatBoy, Paul, Ed and Don R,
all come here from places afar
they are all mods
with beer ladden bods
who lock threads from near and from far.

Posted: 8/21/2001 3:29:05 PM EDT

[#46]

From Texas we have Lord Trader
from kali who used to root Raider
He's in a slump
his shotgun can't pump
and now hunts as the Poon Crusader

Posted: 8/21/2001 3:39:14 PM EDT

[#47]

Some big states they aren't so free
It causes the good locals to flee
we here cast our lot
to polis who've taught
That bad guns will kill you and me.

Posted: 8/21/2001 3:42:12 PM EDT

[#48]

I think that i've rhymed myself out.
So for now, there's no need to shout.
Come on back later,
Go boil a tater,
Never know what'll come out my spout.

Posted: 8/21/2001 4:21:52 PM EDT

[#49]

an AK limerick

There once was a boy with an AK
who said AR-15's were all GAY
...but AK's shoot like SHIT
cause they have a LOOSE FIT
I'll take an AR-15 any day

M4-AK [-!-!-]

Posted: 8/21/2001 4:44:19 PM EDT

[#50]

For Bushmaster Fans

You can buy AR's made in Hartford
if you work for months to Afford
but don't be a dolt and save money for Colt's
cause you can have Quality Bushmaster's much faster

M4-AK
[spank]

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