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Posted: 4/10/2006 12:14:08 PM EDT
Got this in an e-mail...hope you all like it!


Subject: Moving to Mehico, Mr. Pres.
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>I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
>and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
>the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
>arrangements. I know you can help with this.
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>I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
>immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
>same way you do here.
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>So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that
>I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the
>following:
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>1. Free medical care for my entire family.
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>2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
>need, whether I use them or not.
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>3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
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>4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
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>5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
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>6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
>flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
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>7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
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>8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
>access to government services.
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>9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
>effort to learn local traffic laws.
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>10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
>memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
>police officers speak English.
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>11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
>on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
>want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
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>12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
>and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
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>13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
>and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
>place on the economy.
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>I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
>things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
>sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
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>However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
>hunting with your V.P.
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>Thank you so much for your kind help.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 12:31:55 PM EDT
I've got a shorter version, goes something like: "Fuck you."
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 12:33:54 PM EDT


Link Posted: 4/10/2006 12:34:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
I've got a shorter version, goes something like: "Fuck you."



You beat me to it.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 12:35:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By billparadise:

Originally Posted By leelaw:
I've got a shorter version, goes something like: "Fuck you."



You beat me to it.



Me too!
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